#332/2012
August 18 1986
Warlock
True as Steel
Genre: Make It Stop
3 out of 5
Look, I know that in all things pop culture when something works you make copy after copy until no one wants it anymore. That’s how you get body switch movies and Star Wars…anything.
But, come the fuck on. These songs ALL SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME! Surely they all knew this in the studio, right.
“Well, no, man. We have Doro! A female lead singer. We are different!”
“Um…but ALL those other bands’ lead singers all sound like they are trying to sing as high as they can so they sound JUST. LIKE. DORO!”
This is intensively boring metal.
There’s more of this to come.
Shoot me.
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