Friday, January 30, 2009

Bruce Springsteen Working on a Dream

Bruce Springsteen - Working on a Dream (buy it)


I haven't weighed in on my own blog about the new Springsteen. I've sat with it for a while and I've read more estimable reviewers than myself.
I've commented on the PopDose blog about it. I commented on The Screen Door blog. And I've called in to Sound Opinions.
I've also rated it on facebook and I'm here to tell you that I am not going to do a full review.
Because the album isn't worth my time.
It's almost execrable dog shit.
Instead of a full review I will give you my standard A, Blind and Down sides and I will point you in the direction of a much more forgiving review than I would like.
The Screen Door is an excellent blog and the author is a fan so he is more forgiving of the Boss than I think he should be.
That review is here.

In a fully self-aggrandizing way I direct you to that blog because the author also posted my comment as his "email of the day." Here is that comment:

As often happens when a Springsteen fan reviews one of his lesser albums, the author is way to forgiving. I am a longtime Bruce listener. I came to his work just as BitUSA was cresting and I went deep into the back catalog after that.The bounty that was the earlier albums gave way to disappointment throughout the rest of the next two decades.The Rising was a shining beacon that RoboBruce had found his way.Magic was meh but then there came Working on a Dream.Traditionally, Bruce is at his worst when he is left alone or sans the E-Street Band. It's when he depends on people that he has no real relationship with that his music truly suffers.On WoaD he is back with the E Street Band but there's a difference. This sounds like nobody was in the studio at the same time.It sounds pasted together.And it sounds like nobody turned to Bruce and said, "Dude. You wrote Rosalita. You wrote Born to fucking Run. You wrote Born in the USA. Point Blank. Independence Day. Badlands. Atlantic City, and so many other. Dude. Outlaw Pete is the worst piece of shit you have ever recorded and you did a rendition of Pony Boy." To open the album with this turd is to defecate all over the rest of the disc. It can never recover and it never does. But, sadly, most Bruce lovers will let him off the hook. I'm here to tell you that he shouldn't be.


This is a terrible record. Made worse by the fact that it is callous and predictable AND employs the E Street Band. Queen of the Supermarket is so deplorable that Bruce should offer free tickets to shows if anyone can sing the entire song without laughing or throwing up. I am embarrassed by this mess. You are a terrific writer and reviewer. You shouldn't let him off this hook. Beat him up a little. He deserves it for this one.


Grade D

A Side: My Lucky Day & The Wrestler & Working on a Dream. (By the numbers but they work
Blind Side: nothing, you've heard this before.
DownSide: Outlaw Pete, Queen of the Supermarket, Good Eye, What Love can Do........

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Explaining my monkey

list, actually.
I love being a part of the Monkey Mixx, because I used to love LOVE making mix tapes. Then Discs. And now, I just love turning people on to music.
The theme was simple. Numbers. That's all. Songs had to have numbers incorporated somewhere.

Here are mine:

01 - My Hero, Zero - Lemonheads
I adore Schoolhouse Rock and way back when I was reviewing albums for Home Theater magazine I received the Schoolhouse Rocks Rocks CD. It was relatively hit or miss, but I liked this version of this song. My intent was to go in order of 0-5, but I lost interest in that. My Hero, Zero was one of the episodes that I never saw, so the song was newish to me.

02 - One More Minute - Weird Al
This is one of the greatest comedic songs written and almost no one knows it. It's not a parody of anything, it's just done in a 50s style and it's brilliant. You need to add this to your musical lexicon.

03 - Death on 2 Legs - Queen
Still trying to do it in order, let's face it, it's not a playlist by me unless there's some Queen somewhere.

04 - Three Small Words - Josie and the Pussycats
Suck it, I like this tune. It's my ringtone for my wife, who LOVES it. It's catchy and disposable. Like bubblegum ought to be.

05 - Sixty-eight Guns - The Alarm
It occured to me that I hadn't heard this one in a while, so I imagine many people might have forgotten the lads who wished they were u2. At the time my roommate and I agreed that this album was one of the greatest debuts of all time.

06 - Julia, we don't live in the 60's - The Indelicates
It's important that a list have at least one band no one knows. The blog, Song, By Toad, turned me on to the Indelicates. Their music sounds more like dangerous musical theater, almost grand guignol in it's attitude of contempt. I love them. I think you will, too. Except that this song sounds so much like The Jam's That's Entertainment I think they should pay royalties to Paul Weller. Or Peter Weller. Robocop needs love, too.

Go Here and download all of mine plus everyone else's list as well. And keep reading because my Monkey Mixx is due up soon and I really want you guys to participate.




(One more Minute link)







Friday, January 23, 2009

Another Monkey Mixx!

Go to iSplotchy's page to download my contributions to the latest Monkey Mix. I WILL get an explanation up on here. Truth be told, I forgot about it and Splotch just surprised us with posting it.
Stay tuned and get the tunage.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Knee Jerkin the Oscar Pix

Sorry, Geeks. I guess your triumph is limited to dollars as TDK was all but snubbed.
My knee Jerk picks are in bold. My strong seconds are italicized.
It's Oscar Season. Let's roll.

Supporting Actress (The Toss Up category)
Amy Adams in Doubt
Penelope Cruz in Vicky Christina Barcelona
Viola Davis in Doubt
Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler
Tarajip Henson in Benjamin Button

Supporting Actor (The Gimmes)
Josh Brolin in Milk
Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman in Doubt
Michael Shannon in Revolutionary Road
Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight

Best Actress (The battle of the perennials)
Anne Hathaway in Rachel Getting Married
Melissa Leo in Frozen River
Meryl Streep in Doubt
Kate Winslet in The Reader
Angelina Jolie in The Changeling

Best Actor (The Nobles)
Richard Jenkins in The Visitor
Frank Langella in Frost/Nixon
Brad Pitt in Benjamin Button
Sean Penn in Milk
Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler

Director (The Revenge of the 90s)
David Fincher
Ron Howard
Gus Van Sant
Stephen Daldry
Danny Boyle

Original Screenplay (The Consolation Prize)
Frozen River
Happy-Go-Lucky
Milk
Wall-E (The fuck you, actually. The scripts is sparse I might have to flip)
In Bruges

Adapted Screenplay (The Progenitor)
Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Doubt
Frost/Nixon
Slumdog Millionaire
The Reader

Foreign Film (The Oscar Pool Pick 'em)
The Baader Meinhoff Complex
The Class
Departure
Revanche
Waltz with Bashir

Animated (The most annoying category)
Bolt
Kung Fu Panda
Wall-E

Best Picture (The Revenge of the Filmmaker)
Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire

At this moment in time, I'm gonna say I'm right about this.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Listening Post: AC/DC Black Ice

Hey, guess what? It's time for another Listening Post. Well, not really. This is just an update. Go back into the archives and check out the AC/DC retro from last summer. Since then the boys from down under put out a new album, refused to sell tracks on iTunes, sold a monster amount and actually found me devil horning in concert at The Forum. So, how is the new one?


AC/DC - Black Ice - 2008 (buy it...at Wal-Mart)

It's good. Okay? Is it Back in Black? Guess what I'm gonna say?

You're wrong.




Gotcha. No. you're right. It's not better than BiB. But it is the best album of theirs since then. Go back and look at those reviews. After BiB it's a vast wasteland of shit. And then along comes BI and I gotta tell ya: Big Jack? With his big sack? yeah, he kicks ass. Anything Goes? It's like revisiting The Cars by way of metal.
The biggest problem with Black Ice? it's too long. Yep. That's right. it's too long by more half.
The greatest albums of the 70s were 35-40 minutes tops. AC/DC's were note perfect examples of this.
Then the CD came in and everything HAD to be 60+ minutes. Well, as a song writer, i will tell you that I don't have 60 minutes of top notch music in me. I can pull off 30. Like a stand up who has 20 great minutes but when pressed for a longer set, he falls apart, that's what the CD did to music.
And you don't have 70 minutes to devote to an album. You have 40. Twenty on the way to work and twenty on the way home.
That's perfect.
Chop off Rock and Roll Dream, a meandering, semi plodding, 80s-esque retread. Dump the insipid Smash and Grab.....you get the point.

Black Ice is a really good AC/DC album. Pound for Pound it's right up there with Highway to Hell, the weakest of the Bon Scott offerings (if that's the weakest, this band was doing something right.)

If you like the formula, you will dig the rekkid.

Grade B+
A-Side: Rock n Roll Train, Money Made, Big Jack, Anything Goes, Black Ice, War Machine
BlindSide: Too early for that, folks.
Downside: Smash and Grab, Spoiling for a Fight, Rock n Roll Dream, She likes Rock n Roll, oh, heck, they aren't downsides as much as they weight the album down. Drop two more and the album is spectacular.

Monday, December 22, 2008

2008's Top 10 (and some honorable and dishonorable mentions)

I've never made a top anything list and, to be fair, I really don't deserve to. I haven't heard much of what was released but, what the hell, why should that stop me?
2008 was a terrible year for music as far as I was concerned but there were a few albums here and there that caught my attention and actually stayed in heavy rotation on my iPod.
So, here ya go, the top 10 albums of 2008 as far as me and my pod are concerned.



10. My Morning Jacket - Evil Urges.
I hated Z. HATED Z. A lot.
But I love Evil Urges. The title track? The breakdown bridge is better than the rest of the tune but if the whole song was that bridge then I wouldn't love it as much. And that stupid disco tune, Highly Suspicious? I love it for all it's campiness. Aluminum Park is a great little rocker ala Fountains of Wayne and there's enough retro-Dan Hillness to make your stomach churn with nostalgia.



9. Mates of State - Re-Arrange Us
I love Mates of State, even though this is the first full album of theirs that I heard. Their singles are refreshingly poppy and earnest. "My Only Offer" is like a bug that you can't get rid of. Once you hear it you want to sing it over and over. And the rest of the album, which doesn't wear out it's welcome too soon is just as much fun.



8. The Gaslight Anthem.
Okay, I'm cheating here. There are just three or four songs that get crazy airplay but they are so good that the rest of the album counts. (The rest is just as good). This is this year's Against Me!. The descendants of Springsteen, grab the title track and try not to fall in love.



7. Vampire Weekend.
Man I really didn't want to put this on this list but every time A-Punk comes on I wanna dance. Or Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa, Or mansard Roof. Or..... This is just that particularly great first album that we would have devoured in college. Like this generation's Violent Femmes. Equally poorly named. Both start with a V. Both are infectiously great and indefinable. Have you heard it? No? How can that be? Once you do you won't stop. You'll want to kill yourself for loving it, but you will, nonetheless.



6. Elbow - The Seldom Seen Kid
It's a pretty new entry. I just got it the other day. But the truth be told, this album is far and away more accomplished than most music ought to be. Somewhere between Pink Floyd and Coldplay is Elbow. Moodiest fucking album in a long time and a welcome replacement for Yoshimi as music to get high and screw by.


5. Black Mountain - In the Future
I love the idea of this band more than I love the album but I am drawn to it and find, on many occasions that I need to come down and give in to the sludgy goodness. This is a band for whom Spinal Tap never existed and music never progressed beyond Sabbath's Paranoid. We're all better for that, btw.


4. AC/DC - Black Ice
Would AC/DC rated this high had I not done the Listening Post this year? Probably not. But I did. And then I was hooked. And then I heard the album and it's pretty damned good. And then I saw them in concert and, fuck it, this has been in heavy rotation ever since.
Give it a spin. It's the best collection since Back in Black. And I'm not overstating. It's that good.



3. Rick Springfield - Venus in Overdrive
What? Who? really? Yeah, really. Venus in Overdrive is great. I've already talked about here. The single, What's Victoria's Secret proves that Rick can rip himself off while at the same time sounding just like he should, with all that power poppy goodness. This isn't as dour as Anger/Denial......it's a rollicking good time.



2. The Mountain Goats - Heretic Pride
I was assigned this one when I was writing for ShuffleBoil. I had never heard of The Mountain Goats, never knew who John darnielle was. It was a complete surprise to learn that Darnielle has been recording under this moniker since the early 90s and that this wasn't even considered his best offering. (Tallahassee has that honor). Darnielle is ridiculously literate (Sax Rohmer #1), often poignant (San Bernadino), cheeky (Michael Myers Resplendent) and terrifying (Heretic Pride).
Autoclave would have been a hit in 1981 in the New Wave underground.
This album is perfect. The original review is here


1. Jukebox the Ghost - Let Live and Let Ghost
I use Peel to find new music. It's easier than trolling all the blogs. And I dump a lot of music or just pass it by. Then one day, early this year two songs popped up on a couple blogs by the Washington trio, Jukebox the Ghost; Hold it In and Good Day. After a week of finding myself playing them over and over, during feeding time or on the motorcycle I decided to give the guys a chance and buy their album.
I'm so glad I did. This is, without a doubt, my favorite album of the last 2 years. It's part Ben Folds, part Queen, cheeky and sublime all at once. Towards the end of the album two songs bleed into each other a suite and if that wasn't enough for you, the last three are part of a suite as well.
Eminently hummable, it never gets tired or tiresome. Funny how this has not ended up on anyone's top ten list but is, without equal, the best album of the year and the best debut I have heard in a many a year.

Disappointments:
Hold Steady - Stay Positive. The title might refer to the fact that the boys were putting out an album vastly inferior to 2006's Boys and Girls in America. That album was perfect. This album was considerably less so.

Fratellis - Here We Stand. Costello Music was in my top 3 in 06. This follow up is a severe letdown. Where they had embraced a glam-britpop on that one, this one finds them lacking in ideas and turning to their inner Lennon when they should be all about their inner McCartney.

Weezer - Red Album. This album is on a few top ten lists. It shouldn't be. It should be used to patch up holes in concrete. But then again, I think make Believe is one of the catchiest albums of the decade.

R.E.M. - Accelerate. Too little too late. This is the album they should have put out four albums ago. But where that would have been a nice capper to the 90s this is just a bunch of fogies riding out a contract.

Update:Queen + Paul Rodgers "Cosmos Rocks". This is awful. I actually hate it so much I forgot to include it at first. Holy god, this is an abortion but even more than that it points to the truth that Queen took it's audience for granted and tried to milk every penny out of them. May and Taylor don't love their fans. They know that, like Live Free or Die Hard, if they slap the brand name on it it will move some units. This should never be listened to and, in fact, the unsold cd's should be used to slaughter puppies abandoned at the pound. Don't buy it. Don't listen to it.

Honorable Mentions

The Diviners - The 13th Generation.
The Diviners are 1/4 ex Throttle Back Sparky and 1/4 guy who was thrown out of Throttle Back Sparky. Should I include it? Can I be unbiased?I think so. To be honest I think that lyrically it needs a little polishing. But that isn't supposed to be the record's strong suit. This is conceptual pop rock. And while much of it harkens back to classic U2 and REM, some of it is catchy as hell. There are tracks like Sell Your Childhood, State of Mind and Just Us that, once heard, you can't drop them. (I think a few of them could have been big hits in a different time. Lovin' Gurl is classic 60's garage band, Sell Your Childhood is 90's alternative to a T) For my money I've never been that much of a fan of over production (unless it's Queen) and there is a fair share of it here. But there's a lot of good ideas in there as well. Funnily enough, songs like Mechanical, which i did NOT like upon listening in my car and on my motorcycle, offered more to appreciate when cranked LOUD on a 5.1 surround system. A testament to production, I guess. There's a lot to love on The 13th Generation. I'm excited for this project and proud as hell of David.


Jenny Lewis - Acid Tongue.
More of the great stuff that is Ms. lewis. Proving that Blake Sennett was the one responsible for the mess of Under the Blacklight, Jenny offers one of the catchier singles in "Carpetbaggers". I could listen to her mangle her melodies all day long.


Conor Oberst
The eponymous album by Bright Eyes' Oberst is a simple alt-country offering. It's easy and relaxed and "Cape Canaveral captures the right tenor for his weird voice. I look forward to more.


Low Vs. Diamond
More Bruce type rock/80s retro. If you can't have another Nightmare of You album this year, then this will have to do.


Sons & Daughters
new wave gets its due from a band that I expected to be sludgy classic rock sounding with that name and that album cover. But it's not. It's edgy and angular and fun.

So, there ya have it. 2008 is over. Hopefully 09 will offer more and better. But get that Jukebox the Ghost album cuz it's great.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Another Monkey Mixxxxxxxxx!

Six Degrees of Monkey Love.
Splotchy and Coffey joined forces to let the monkeys toss musical feces at the wall and see what stuck.
Here's my choices and how I connected em.

07 - If William Shatner Can I Can Too - Jeff Daniels

Let's face it. Actors shouldn't be rock stars. (Throttle Back Sparky was my toe dip into that land. Although we rocked hard and fucked like monkeys) Who knew Daniels could pluck a little white man blues? Everything I've heard from him has been a treat and this one, well, it's all true. Too true.

08 - Common People - William Shatner
But just because Daniels was right doesn't mean he's also way wrong. Because this cover of Pulp's Common People is rip roaringly better than the 'riginal. It's got Joe Jackson caterwauling, Shatner overcoming himself and Ben Folds producing like a mutha. Get the album. you will NOT be disappointed.


09 - Heroes - David Bowie
Also featured on Shatner's album was Adrian Belew (Excuse me....ADRIAN BELEW!!!!!) Who composed the lead riff for this which is NOT an e-bow but four separate solos layered on top of each other.


10 - Vive Le Rock - Adam Ant
Tony Visconti produced Heroes. And many others. And Adam Ant's Vive Le Rock. An album which is as unheralded as it is great!



11 - Hello, I Love You - The Doors
Alas, when Adam went solo (Which meant nothing since he was the act all along) elektra convinced him to put a cover tune on "Friend or Foe". I was at the concert. He didn't play it. Maybe he did. I don't recall. I was high.



12 - Poor Girl - X
Which brings me to the only song I wish my band had covered that we didn't. I love the poetry, the sadness and the pure punkiness of this track. Which was produced by Ray Manzarek of The Doors.



There ya go. 6 degrees. Completely silly and 100% fun!

Brad Aldous. I knew him when.

My friend, Brad, directed this new video for The Weepies.
It's nice.
It's good.
Way to go Brad!
'Can't Go Back Now' by The Weepies
'Can't Go Back Now' by The Weepies

Transparant Government.

There is no new news over at Barackobama.com
Those days are over (kind of like newlulu.blogspot.com)
Welcome to the new transparency!

WWW.CHANGE.GOV

Gonna be a great 4, no?