Saturday, February 19, 2022

The 1981 Listening Post - Kevin Dunn and the Regiment of Women - The Judgment of Paris

 Kevin Dunn and the Regiment of Women - The Judgment of Paris



#214

1981 Housekeeping LISTENING POST DISCOVERY

Kevin Dunn and the Regiment of Women

The Judgment of Paris

Genre: DIYWave

4.25 out of 5



Highlights:

911

20,000 Years in Sing Sing

Giovinezza

Private Sector

Somewhere Over the Rainbow


Oh, hey! It’s a record by one guy calling himself an entire group but seemingly playing everything and it sounds like it. 

But, dammit, it’s sort of lo-fi uber cool.

This is the co-producer of “Rock Lobster” who also worked with Pylon and, once you know that, his sound makes a ton of sense. 

There’s a Cleaners from Venus meets Xex quality to a lot of it but also, the giddy wackiness of Sparks, (“Giovinezza”). This whole thing is filled with better songs than it deserves. They are all weird and ugly and terrific and I wish I had found this in a record bin in 1981. This would have been my go to for “you don’t know Kevin Dunn?!?!” superiority.

I imagine just how wonderful “Private Sector” would have been with access to more accomplished musicians and instruments and then I realize that I actually don’t want anything like that. 

I want this to be as lo-fi as possible.

This was a time when this kind of experimentation was de rigeur.

Stick around for the entire thing, that synth “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” is a treat.


But you have to recreate this album from this collection. It’s not hard but it requires looking it up on Discogs and doing the work. It was worth it. 


https://music.apple.com/us/album/no-great-lost-songs-1979-1985/365330395

The 1981 Listening Post - Plasmatics- Beyond the Valley of 1984

 Plasmatics- Beyond the Valley of 1984


#213

By Aaron Conte

Plasmatics

Beyond the Valley of 1984

Genre: punk shock rock

Allen’s Rating: 

Rating: 1.5 of 5

Stand out trax: 

Pig Is a Pig

Sex Junkie


I was lucky enough to review the debut Plasmatics record, New Hope for the Wretched, and this is (was) their second release in 1981. Great cover art, great title, great idea to release a second record, but...only if it wasn't this. There is zero growth here, but I feel as if I'm nitpicking if I even as so much mention "growth" in something as wild as punk rock. This band was really much more of a freedom of speech statement than a band looking to grow and appeal to a wider audience. Plus they made an indelible mark with the first release, this could never match or surpass that mark. It definitely is mixed differently than the first and is absolutely a quieter album...making for a decidedly corporate sounding brand of punk rock. Their first album was bright, scary, aggressive and bold. This has way too much sheen on it as well as conditions. You can feel the deadline hovering and the money clock ticking in these recordings. Disappointed. 


"Incantation"

Putting this on in my little town for my little friends really established me as someone to beware of...from what I can tell it's a black mass opening chant on a loop - church organ - that if you listen close enough, sounds like they're saying "omni plasmatics" Clever way to open your record really. Put a spell on the listener. 


"Masterplan"

Kick ass metal chords with Wendy's voice right up front in your face.

Can't say you will come away from this one knowing what the plan is however, but you will know that they blew it.


"Headbanger"

Tame. What's going on here?? Production has the band dialed back, maybe in favor of Wendy's lyrics, but...it really doesn't serve the overall impact, nor does it represent the band on the cover of this album. I want my money back! 


"Summer Nite"

Parody of a 1950's date night song. Young man murdered at a rock and roll club in front of his girlfriend, who ends up killing herself to end the pain of her loneliness. Pretty cool!


"Nothing"

Ah finally - some speed. This is more like it - probably should have been the lead off track (well, after the black mass). 


"Fast Food Service"

Punk rock filler?? Never heard of such a thing. Man this is worse than I remember it.


"Hitman" (Live in Milan)

With all the overdubs and mixing tricks on this record, it's hard to take this seriously...is it live or is it memorex? Crowd sounds huge. Was there a giant italian audience for the Plasmatics in 81? 


"Living Dead"

I'm not a zombie fan. I just don't get, never got, the whole phenomenon of zombies; as in for real undead people who walk the earth looking for brains. There seems to have been a resurgence of the genre over the last couple years, and this song is the only-thing-zombie I like.


"Sex Junkie"

Harder faster chorus, the coda type slowed down ending, and her yelling "eat me!", my favorite parts. 


"Plasma Jam" (Live in Milan)

Eight minute instrumental - competent band on a repetitive riff.

Time for Wendy to gas up her chainsaw and replace nipple tape.


"A Pig is a Pig"

Curve ball! Wendy gives a great Grand Ole Opry introduction to what becomes your run of the mill Plasmatics formula uptempo little ditty. Wendy railing against authority of all kinds. General outrage. Obligatory Big Brother reference for the record with 1984 in the title. Pig oinks to finish.


I'm glad this band kept putting out records and drawing attention to themselves, and I'm glad we had Wendy O in our lives for the short time we did, but there's no need to give this one a spin. 


https://open.spotify.com/album/2q0rVjyWwIND1zGAk6TVY7?si=LWcVwfyeRFaPQXpv-D5Lzg

The 1981 Listening Post - Dan Hartman - It Hurts to Be In Love

 Dan Hartman - It Hurts to Be In Love



#212

June 1981

Dan Hartman

It Hurts to Be In Love

Genre: Rock

2.25 out of 5



Highlights:

All I Need



Requisite 80s cover: “It Hurts to Be In Love” by Gene Pitney. You know what? I don’t know Pitney and I’m not really well versed in Greenfield and Miller so I don’t know this song and it’s fine. But opening your track is a sure sign that you aren’t too secure with your own stuff, you know? 


Is this Kenny Nolan? Is it England Dan and John Ford Coley? 

I’m not wasting a lot of words on this. It’s exactly what you expect from less than great soft rock. Somewhere in the pantheon of concerts in heaven Hartman is just waiting for Fogelberg and Cross to set up a truly excellent night of unctuous love rock on the celestial patio. 

Side Two has more energy than the first and that makes me frustrated. “I Still Remember” has potential…albeit late 70s wannabe-disco-Meco potential but…still. At least it moves. If this record had the glam rock “Positive Forces” on the A Side it might have ranked higher. 

Track order is everything, guys. 


YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTs3FCmfIKU&list=PLzJphUXJISnmz3CsF8XHXp8p5ZCLsl9dt





The 1981 Listening Post - The Red Krayolas with Art and Language - Kangaroo

 The Red Krayolas with Art and Language - Kangaroo



#211

1981 Housekeeping

The Red Krayolas with Art and Language

Kangaroo

Genre: Semi-accessible art rock that isn’t really rock but has rock instruments.

3.25 out of 5



Highlights:

Portrait of V.I. Lenin in the Style of Jackson Pollack 1 & 2


I don’t know much about either of these projects but they hooked up with each other and put out a weird-ass record that, unfortunately for you, dear reader, requires more attention to content than I have the bandwidth. 

I’m not a lover of post-modern music. I used to love the genre in art. I was a huge fan of Dadaism. I did a musical in college about the movement. I played Tristan Tzara. It was weird. I dry humped a female impersonator on stage and air guitared like Pete Townshend. I almost got tossed out of NYU for being in it as a Freshman. My 60something grandmother from Poland who escaped Hitler saw that show. I don’t begin to imagine I know what went through her mind when she saw that. 

But my mother thought it was just fine and dandy, 60s radical artist, she.

It was the singular most important performance experience of my college life. 

There was a crazy actress who was in it and was JUST getting divorced so she wanted to screw all my roommates, except that 3 of them were gay. 

I have no idea what we were doing. It was an insane project. I got it because I was an usher for Fool For Love at Circle in the Square so I could see the show and the other ushers were the director and 2 performers in the show. They needed someone to play Tzara. 

I did a LOT of research on him and the movement. I still have my dog eared copy of Seven Dada Manifestoes and Lampisteries. 

I grew out of that movement over the last 30 years even though it’s complete ridiculousness informed my worldview for the rest of my life. And, no, I am not a big Surrealism fan, which was sort of an outgrowth of Dada. 

Duchamp. Ball. Ray. I loved those guys. 

And I think these guys would have fit in perfectly with that movement. 

This is Dada-Rock. And the more I listened the further down the rating fell. 



https://music.apple.com/us/album/kangaroo/82192200

The 1981 Listening Post - Marty Balin - Balin

 Marty Balin - Balin



#210

By Stephen Romone Lewis

May 11, 1981

Marty Balin

Balin 

Genre: Soft Rock

Allen’s rating: 2.5 out of 5

Stephen’s Rating: 3.5 out of 5 


Highlights: 

Tell Me More

Hearts

I Do Believe In You




Am I psychic? No. Well, probably not. You decide. 


What I’ve discovered writing these reviews is that they take a lot of time. Writing’s easy. Listening takes time. If I was psychic, I figured, I wouldn’t need to listen to Balin; the universe would connect me to the collective subconscious, and I wouldn't just know everything about Marty Balin; I would BE Marty Balin.


So I drank this tea my buddy Brody takes to realign his chi, and I massaged my third eye with a ball-peen hammer. When I got back from the hospital, there were Post-It Notes everywhere (And I do mean everywhere; the cat’s still skittish). I harvested the Post-Its and discovered that during the week I was unconscious, the universe and I had reviewed Marty Balin’s solo album and doodled dozens of flipbooks showing a horse doing a high dive into a bathtub (Or, if you flip it backward, a horse jumping from a bathtub to a diving board.)


I’ve included the Post-it transcription here, but because I don’t think I’m as psychic as Brody insists I am, I listened to Balin and wrote a second review unassisted by the universe. The universe’s review is in all caps, and my subsequent one isn’t. If you feel they’re similar enough, Allen could save a lot of time by letting the cosmos take over.


MARTY BALIN HAD A WONDERFUL LIFE. HIS MUSTACHE WAS MARLIN BRANDO’S MUSTACHE’S STUNT DOUBLE IN GODFATHER THREE. HE WON A GOLD MEDAL IN BALL FONDLING AT CALGARY IN ‘88 AND HE MANAGED THE BAND GROOTNA.


HIS FIRST SOLO ALBUM, BALIN, WAS DESTINED TO CLUTTER CUT-OUT BINS WHEN THE SINGLE “BITE MY HEAD OFF, WHY DON’T CHA” TOOK OFF! IT TOPPED THE ADULT CONTEMPORARY AND ARMPIT FART CHARTS FOR 6 WEEKS THANKS TO THE PUBLICITY OF NATIONWIDE PROTESTS FROM THE DECAPITATED COMMUNITY. THE HEADLESS FELT THAT THE SONG WAS CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE, DEPICTING THEM AS BRAINLESS AND LAZY BECAUSE OF THEIR HABIT OF NOT BREATHING. 


OTHER THAN THE SINGLE, WHERE BALIN’S VOCALS SOUND LIKE DONNA SUMMERS IF SHE REPLACED HER LIPS WITH LAWNMOWER BLADES, THE ALBUM PAYS HOMAGE TO THE UKRAINIAN NICKLEBACK COVER BANDS THAT FLOODED THE AIRWAVES AND THE MISSISSIPPI DELTA IN THE LATE ‘40S BY INCORPORATING SLIDE WHISTLE AND PAN FLUTE ON EVERY CHORUS. 


REQUISITE 80’S COVER: PENGUIN ATTACK BY GWAR


RATING: A MILK CARTON WITH MY FACE ON IT

 

Okay, here’s what I wrote after the hallucinations tapered off.


Marty Balin had an amazing career. He founded Jefferson Airplane, played Woodstock, was knocked out by Hell’s Angels at Altamont, wrote a rock opera, was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, was given a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award and produced and managed the band Grootna. That turned out to be true. Weird.


Balin got into health food about the same time the rest of Jefferson Airplane got into cocaine. He left for a few years but came back to create Jefferson Starship with a few of his old bandmates. 


If you know any of Starships’ laid-back AM hits (“Miracles,” “Runaway”), then you have a good idea of what Balin, Marty’s first solo album, sounds like. It’s pleasant and listenable in a David Gates/Stevie Winwood sort of way. If you’ve been to the dentist since 1981, you’ve heard “Hearts,” the hit off this album. Dentists want us good and relaxed when their hands are in our mouths and play only the calmest retro hits. 


The band on Balin is tight. The arrangements are strong. Distorted guitar fills dance over acoustic strumming and Fender Rhodes. Yes, there’s distortion, but it’s mellow distortion. Your dentist’s fingers are safe! The singing is croontastic! Marty croons more than Tony Bennett. His diction is perfect, but his voice swoops and dives like a wasted hummingbird. 


One disappointment is that Marty, who wrote big hits for Jefferson Airplane/Starship like “Volunteers” and “With Your Love,” co-wrote only 1 of Balin’s 9 songs. The covers are all well crafted, mature examinations of personal relationships, but they are not memorable. 


Even though I can’t find anything about Balin to complain about, I gave it a 3.5 because it sounded more at home in a dentist’s office than in my den.


https://open.spotify.com/album/1qIyjl3oGyc4zBvBFFTJUu?si=5qhN0RTkQum_yzSAD0CrhA

The 1981 Listening Post - A Certain Ratio - To Each...

A Certain Ratio - To Each... 



#209

May 1981

A Certain Ratio

To Each…

Genre: Self-Indulgent Martin Hannet. Hey! It’s an oxymoron!

2.5 out of 5






Why? Why is the first track called “Felch”? Why does the world need that? At least “Stinkfist” was good. 

Employing Martin Hannett and then going for that dark and gloomy Joy Division idiom makes sense, I guess. 

Had there not been a few random vocals here and there I might have fought to keep this off. As great as Throbbing Gristle could be, this is not. 

An album that dares you to listen to it and then dares you to say something nice about it. 

Ok, I’m being unfairly harsh. There are beats on this and a bassist who really plucks. And everything around it…reminds me of a story…

I was in a parody punk band in college. Sophomore year. I played cardboard boxes. The guitarist had never picked one up before. We had two singers. A male and female. She named the band, “Yeast Infection”. 

We somehow got a gig. At a run down bar in midtown (?”) called The Dive. We frequented it a couple times and the owner/proprietor was crazy and he lets us have a gig. 

We FILLED that place with friends. We bought $0.25 records and put masking tape on the titles and handed them out as if our own. 

I had a song I had written based on something a friend had heard from a deranged person on the street corner.

“I’m an artist! You don’t believe me? I’ll draw on your fucking face!!”

It turned it into a punk/country thing. 

Singing that dirge was one of the greatest moments of my young life. 

But that’s not what this story is about. 

It’s about the owner of the bar who came up on stage with us, uninvited, to blow his trumpet during that song and it was fucking weird, man.

We closed with the punk version of “B-I-N-G-O”. 

It was a riot. 

I was hooked. I wanted to be in a band ever since then. I made that dream come true 15 years later. 

I’ll tell that story again cuz I kind of wasted it on this record. 

But this record reminds me of that. Like, there’s a fucking guy with a trumpet who just feels compelled to get up while the musicians are playing and add his nonsense.

I will say that the last 12 minute track is a bit hypnotic but, ultimately, is an exercise in monotony.


 




https://music.apple.com/us/album/to-each/1158365615

The 1981 Listening Post - Minimal Man - The Shroud Of...

 Minimal Man - The Shroud Of...    



#208

May 1981

Minimal Man

The Shroud Of…

Genre: Experimental

4 out of 5




Highlights:

Loneliness

High Why

You Are





“Ronald Reagan, I agree!” Patrick Miller howls on “Loneliness” and I know that’s not true. It’s a scream of ironic desperation and pain. That’s what a lot of this album sounds like. Howls from a person going through Beat Poetry/Scream therapy. And thy hypnotic trance of “High Why” and “You Are” almost feels like Orwellian indoctrination. And nothing lasts too long, which is often a problem with this kind of stuff. I’ll be damned if he wasn’t mainlining The Residents at some point during conceiving “Hatemonger”. 

You either dig this stuff (the best Residents) or you hate it (the worst Tuxedomoon). This is diggable. But mainly if you want to hear the sounds of a nervous breakdown put to…music?



https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-shroud-of-remastered/305298400

The 1981 Listening Post - Tom Petty - Hard Promises

 Tom Petty - Hard Promises



#207

By Chris Roberts

May 5 1981

Tom petty

Hard Promises

Allen’s Rating: 4 out of 5

Chris’ Rating: 5 out of 5


Highlights:

The Waiting

A Woman In Love

The Nightwatchman

The Insider


On Hard Promise’s inner sleeve, there’s a photo of the band in front of an open door. It’s backstage. The Heartbreakers are ready to go on, but the only one smiling at the camera is Tom Petty. It’s an honest, sincere smile—maybe even a little nervous. Damn The Torpedoes had been a huge commercial and critical success, and now he’s headlining at the Cow Palace. In just a few seconds, he’ll be playing his music in front of thousands of fans, screaming for “Refugee,” “Breakdown,” and “American Girl.” But seconds can feel like hours while you’re waiting to get back on that stage.  And as we all know (I’m writing this on October 13, 2020) … the waiting is the hardest part.


The Waiting. What a song! What a riff! Petty never aspired to move beyond the sounds of his heroes; instead, he sweated the details trying to perfect it. “The Waiting” paved the way to TP becoming the junior-most member of the Wilburys. “The Waiting” is a song so Byrdsy that Roger McGwinn swears he wrote it (twas Janis Joplin who inspired the song). Like Petty, I’m not patient, I’m punctual—I hate the waiting! But THIS waiting is the anticipation for something wonderful, like that day before you go to Disneyland as a kid, that is captured here. 


The rest of Hard Promises is how it all falls apart. 


Take the next song, the blistering “A Woman In Love.” That crying, opening guitar kills me, the sound of a Heartbreaker’s heartbreak. The realization, that she’s in love, but not with you. With that guy who’s so wrong for her. 


Hard Promises is so chock full of misdemeanors and yearning losers (by way of Florida), it plays like an Elmore Leonard novel. Take “The Nightwatchman.” The groove here makes me dance, every damn time. Springsteen channels John Steinbeck and Cormac McCarthy—he has his acoustic, lonesome sad sacks of law enforcement, “Highway Patrolman” and “State Trooper.” But Petty puts some local drawl and fine boogie in Nightwatchman’s beat. He may carry a .38, but his life’s worth more than minimum wage. “Something Big” and “The Criminal Kind” feature more shady characters from the same side of town, where folks with speed balls get killed robbing the liquor store. And on “Kings Road,” Petty is a real gone gator in the UK, like Mater in Cars 2, confused by all the funny-looking-I don’t-knows in und-er-way-er. Maybe a little un-PC, but, hey—he gives a shout out to West L.A.



Side B kicks off with the lovely, but plaintive pop shuffle of “Letting You Go,” then kicks into obsessive hoedown mode on  “A Thing About You,” before we reach Petty’s crushing masterpiece: The Insider. Here’s where the album title comes from: 


I’m an insider.

I’ve been burned by the fire.

Oh and I’ve had to live with some hard promises.

I’ve crawled through the briars

I’m an insider.


It’s not about the fire that would burn down his Hollywood HIlls home, but it feels like it. But Petty wrote “The Insider” for Stevie Nicks (she duets). Nicks intimidated TP at first, with her Fleetwood Mac fame and bustling entourage she was larger than life. But Petty was so proud of the results, he couldn’t let her have Insider—instead, she got “Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around.” 


Hard Promises closes with “You Can Still Change Your Mind,” where TP revisits the opening track and tells his darling, that while it gets harder every day, she doesn’t have to wait. If she’d just change her mind, everything would be alright…


XXX


I’m an art guy by trade, so I want to talk about the album cover. I originally had Hard Promises on cassette, and I never thought much about it—just a picture of Petty. Nothing special. Now, I have a pretty nice vinyl copy, and at twelve full inches, I realize just how awesome it is. 


Tom Petty is not posing. He’s just looking at records. Having fun, living his dream. Something’s got his eye, maybe some Del Shannon LP in the cutout bin. Behind him, there’s one of those old 45 turnstiles just overflowing with plain wrapped singles. There are blurry records in the background, and I cannot identify any of them. In the bottom right, there’s some kind of label that says CALIFORNIA in big red curved letters. I find bits of Spanish. If I had to guess, it’s a record store specializing in Mexican music. (I notice that his hand looks weird. Like it’s dead. I wonder… was this some kind of photo composite? It can’t be. It’s a B &W photo that was hand colored. The photographer is Bay Area’s own Joel Bernstein. He also shot the cover of “After The Gold Rush,” and his portfolio is insane. The Boss. Dylan, Joni, CSN. Prince. His work inspired the look of Almost Famous. His work feels pure and essential. 


XXX


Hard Promises is the first album I’ve reviewed that I specifically requested. It was much harder to write this than the blind reviews of Uriah Heep or Gino Vanelli, and I struggled to listen objectively. I guess I’m a fan. I saw TP live a few times, including one night at the Forum where both Dylan and the Boss came out for the encore, “Traveling Band.” I met my wife the year Full Moon Fever came out. The cassette never left my pickup’s dash, except to travel with me to Paris. I sang “Alright For Now” to my son to get him to sleep when he was baby. And in 2020, Hard Promises helped me get through the hardest part.


https://open.spotify.com/album/5OO8oMupaMhIZhMrEM8ja3?si=WpX0JXhvS5aLwf5p2kUoQg

The 1981 Listening Post - Ph. D - Ph. D

Ph. D - Ph. D 

1981 Housekeeping

Ph.D

Ph.D

Genre: Synth Rock

3.25 out of 5




Highlights:

Little Suzi’s On the Up




Remember Tesla’s version of this single? Spectacular. The merging of synthetic instruments with the gravelly rock voice of Jim Diamond actually sort of really works. This is the ascending time Asia and all the big synthRock bands. Personally I equate the synth sounds with more welcoming vocals, less assertive, more…Kajagoogoo. 

But the true colors of this group come out in the second singe, “I Won’t Let You Down”. They secretly want to be balladeers. And prog rockers. And splitting those two hairs result in diminished returns. What we get is a pretty unctuous album and they were treading thin ice to begin with, considering their name. 

Might as well get a corvette with the license plate that says “MENSA”. (My stepfather did this, btw, unctuous prick)

An argument could be made that stuff like “Up Down” represents the future of dance prog synth that is on the horizon and, given the success overseas of this record, I think I would win that argument. 



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zyffK60GI

Wednesday, January 26, 2022

Book Reviews: Go All the Way - A literary appreciation of Power Pop

<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/50884278-go-all-the-way" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="Go All The Way: A Literary Appreciation of Power Pop (The Mixtape Series)" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1570681005l/50884278._SX98_SY160_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/50884278-go-all-the-way">Go All The Way: A Literary Appreciation of Power Pop</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/173095.Paul_Myers">Paul Myers</a><br/>

My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/4413192124">4 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />

Power Pop. No one knows what it is but we all know it when we hear it. <br />This collection of essays vacillates from describing/defending the genre, spotlighting specific artists (Weezer, Big Star, ELO, Liz Phair, Cheap Trick, Sloan and Jellyfish are among the subjects of specific essays) and memoir. <br />While I enjoyed all of it, those memoir pieces are the highlights. <br />Specifically filmmaker Alison Anders and novelist Joe Clifford, whose meditation on brotherhood and The Hold Steady had me weeping (on a plane, no less!) and Carrie Courogen's defense of Liz Phair's eponymous 2003 record (one which I adored and am anxious to revisit now that I've finished the book). Those three resonated with me and while I am always appreciative of the mentions the granddaddies of the genre (You know that The Knack and Alex Chilton will feature in a book of this subject) always seem to attain I'm left wanting to read more about the subterranean Power Poppers (some get cursory mentions), like, The Jags, The Pop Group, Sorrows, The Shivvers, Teen Machine, Graduate, The Keys, The Heats, The Cry, etc.<br />I look forward to the sequel.

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