Thursday, September 9, 2021

The 1981 Listening Post - Nick Mason - Nick Mason's Fictitious Sports

 Nick Mason - Nick Mason's Fictitious Sports



#177

May 3 1981

Nick Mason

Nick Mason’s Fictitious Sports

Genre: WTF is this? 

4 out of 5



Highlights:

Can’t Get My Motor to Start

I Was Wrong

Do Ya?



First off, let’s talk about the percussion. And production. Stellar. 

But, caveat emptor. This is only a Nick Mason project inasmuch as he produced it and plays percussion. The songs are ALL written by Carla Bley, who is an American Jazz composer. And Robert Wyatt of Soft Machine is the lead singer. 

So, this is a…project. I have little more to say about this except, if you were a Pink Floyd fan and that’s what brought you to an experimental Henry Cow/Captain Beefheart Jazz exercise, you might have said, “WTF is this?”


And then, after that realization that this is not what you expected, you can settle in. I did. And, while I wouldn’t classify this as “rock”, cuz it isn’t, I was rewarded throughout the experience. 

Some of the songs wash over you while demanding your full attention at the exact same time. “Siam” is a great example. Punctuated with what I think are birds caterwauling, Wyatt’s vocals are intended to be lush harmonies that are also abrasive in a Peter Gabriel way. And, for me, that dichotomy works. 

The weakest moments are when the album reaches for Floydian rock and that’s just too easy to compare to the original, paling in comparison.

This is a challenging record and while it appears pretentious, it really is. And it isn’t. As far as Pink Floyd offshoot projects go, this might be my favorite. 






https://music.apple.com/us/album/nick-masons-fictitious-sports/1393133766

The 1981 Listening Post - Girldschool - Hit and Run

 Girlschool - Hit and Run



#175

By Timothy Sprague

April 20 1981

Girlschool

Hit and Run

Allen’s Raitng: 3.5 out of 5

Tim’s rating: 5 out of 5


Highlights:

Watch Your Step

Yeah Right

Tush


Now this is a heavy metal album I can get behind! Girlschool give The Runaways and L7 a run for their money in the bad girl genre.  And these gals can play!  This is the second Girlschool album and the first I have ever heard.  It’s a real toe-tapper and I am always down for some gutsy female vocals.  From the get-go Girlschool deliver the goods, starting with C’mon Let’s Go and The Hunter. Watch Your Step is also a real standout rocker, especially for guys with a fetish for getting bossed around by hot chicks in leather.  Yeah Right has attitude up the wazoo….  “You can’t do that… You can’t do that… Yeah, Right!!!!”  Just tell ‘em to piss off, Girlschool.  I’m with ya!  The album is unpretentious and unrepentant the whole way through. 


The real treat for me is the cover of ZZ Top’s Tush. Great choice for an all-girl band to turn the tables on the dudes… or are they?  Maybe some kind of lesbian anthem?  Beats me but works either way.  No time for mushy ballads on this sizzler.  Just straight ahead 4/4 rock with plenty of muscle and sultry vocals.  There’s not a bad track on here and I can see why the record made it to number 289 in Rock Hard magazine's book of The 500 Greatest Rock & Metal Albums of All Time.



This discovery alone makes it more than worth it to have volunteered to help with this project.  Thanks for assigning it to me, Allen!



https://open.spotify.com/album/4mS85jLsBNV8isZMP20B7n?si=tkuT7A7GShW-TXuhT0aSxAq

The 1981 Listening Post - Frank Marino - The Power of Rock and Roll

 Frank Marino - The Power of Rock and Roll



#174

May 1 1981

Frank Marino

The Power of Rock and Roll

Genre: Rock

4 out of 5 



Highlights:

Runnin’ Wild

Crazy Miss Daisy

Go Strange





The early tracks aren’t just insipid but totally unworthy of the talent that is laid on top of it. 

Damn shame. Because the album is a grower. 

“Stay with Me” is a solo-tastic track that just has me wishing the song was better so what Frank does is follow it up with a boogie jam that is really nothing more than an excuse to shred. 

That one works. As does the Blues-breaker “Crazy Miss Daisy”. That’s a barnburner. 

Then you get to “Go Strange” and you can tell that Frank is trying to melt your face off. But it’s not shredding for the sake of, which is what’s coming from metal, it’s Steve Van, Yngwie, Jimi and EVH all vying for position. 




https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-power-of-rock-and-roll/1299317126

The 1981 Listening Post - Mass - Labour of Love

 Mass - Labour of Love


#173

May 1 1981

Mass

Labour of Love

Genre: Post-Rock

1.5 out of 5



Lowlights:

Cross Purposes



Imagine loving Joy Division SO much that you have to get in a studio and do everything you can to try to be the next one? But you just don’t have the same inspired sensibilities or chops. 

That’s this record.

One of these guys would go on to create The Wolfgang Press, another disappointing post-rock outfit. 

The Legendary Pink Dots WISH they could be these guys.


https://music.apple.com/us/album/labour-of-love/179931661

The 1981 Listening Post - Martin Briley - Fear of the Unknown

 Martin Briley - Fear of the Unknown


#172

By Robbie Rist

1981 Housekeeping

Martin Briley

Fear of the Unknown

Genre: Sophisticated Power Pop With Classical Leanings

Allen’s Rating: 4.75 out of 5

Rating: 4.88 out of 5



Allen’s Highlights: 

  1. Slipping Away
  2. The Man I Feel
  3. I Feel Like a Milkshake
  4. First to Know
  5. Heart of Life
  6. A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing
  7. I Don't Feel Better
  8. More of the Same
  9. One Step Behind
  10. Fear of the Unknown

(That’s the whole album, folks)



Allen has got to stop giving me these softballs.


This is one of my favorite records ever.


I knew of Briley from his cool hit Salt In My Tears which is an incredibly great slab of commercial pop music with a wonderful melody, clever wordplay and top notch playing.


His album One Night With A Stranger is also quite the amazing ride.


But it is an exceptionally ‘commercial’ affair.


As evidenced by Fear Of The Unknown.


Which I bought after One Night.


Fear is way better.


But you are gonna have to spend a few listens on it.


There is too much to ingest on a first listen.


Briley is what happens when a Beatles obsessive moves up and out of his neighborhood of heroes and starts making his own version of it.


Those sixties influenced melodies are all over this thing.


But there is also an almost Queenesque approach to the guitars and chords with lots of fun twists and turns.


The words are actually ABOUT things.


Some of them pretty dark.


The Heart Of Life maybe hits a little too close to home for me. It’s a personal indictment of male independence that belies, underneath all of that ‘manliness’, there are those of us who are little more than terrified little boys.


‘Don’t say you’re gonna love me forever

Even though I wish it could be so

Don’t give me no cliches from your scenario

Forever is a long long time

I could hit forty and just lose my mind

You say you’re tough and you never bruise

But would you want to be standing in my shoes?‘


Yikes.


It’s not all peans to male insecurity.


He gets hilariously metaphysical on I Feel Like A Milkshake (covered by The Monkees at some point in the 90s).


It’s also, I think, one of the only pop songs in music history to rhyme ‘gravy stains’ and ‘vericose veins’.


He gets aware that things may not be all they seem on The First To Know.


Wonders why freedom isn’t free on I Don’t Feel Better


Every song (to this reviewers ears anyway) has multiple clever turns of phrase, musical left turns that make you want to go back and listen again and incredibly intricate guitar playing that, again, nods toward Brian May but also is somehow more sophisticated. Like if Queen allowed themselves to go deeper into their classical side than their rawk side.


Now the downside.


Only one really.


I think this was cut on the cheap.


The drums are papery and flat.


It doesn’t leap out at you like the production of his next album.


It made it a challenging relationship for me. But one I am so glad I had the faith in things I like to listen to it enough times where now, 30 years later, I still put this thing on a few times a year.


It’s that good.


To me anyway.


If this turns out to be your cup of meat, check out his more Beatle style stuff with The Liverpool Echo, Briley and Engel and evening a prog band called Mandrake.


If classically influenced guitar pop is your thing, you should  dig this.


https://open.spotify.com/album/0nOeAB75C5jiIRMHc1TWHK?si=DUaHHRRJSQej6lr2pZpM-Q


Allen’s notes:

I have a long and storied history with this record, from reading about the first time in Trouser Press and finding it at a local record store for cheap to mentioning it at a recording session with Rob only to watch him get up, go to his van in the parking lot and come back with a CD burn of this album. Rob’s not an easy sell on what constitutes greatness but the fact that he loved this album as much as I…I was blown away. I really wanted to review it myself, but Mr. Rist did a bang up job. And I just had to say, man I adore this record. 

The 1981 Listening Post - Judie Tzuke - I Am the Phoenix

 Judie Tzuke - I Am the Phoenix


#171

May 1981

Judie Tzuke

I Am the Phoenix

Genre: Pop Rock

2 out of 5



This is the exact kind of music I would expect to hear playing in the waiting room of the psychiatrist’s office in the 1980 PBS version of The Lathe of Heaven. 

It’s not futuristic but there are enough synth-spacey keyboards for you to *think* it’s contemporary. But it’s cheesy. Like a movie that had no budget but big ideas in 1980.

This is the album Elton John keeps trying to not make. But I know, if he tries really hard, he could hit the bottom and find a “City of Swimming Pools” to include on a record. 


https://music.apple.com/us/album/i-am-the-phoenix/715438062

The 1981 Listening Post - Positive Noise - Heart of Darkness

 Positive Noise - Heart of Darkness


#170

May 1981 LISTENING POST DISCOVERY

Positive Noise

Heart of Darkness

Genre: Post-Everything

4.5 out of 5




Highlights:

Heart of Darkness

Hypnosis

Ghosts




From the opening tribal percussive track “Darkness Visible” to the manic, Residents on cocaine of “Hypnosis” to the…blue eyed soul of “…and Yet Again”…I was mesmerized by the first side of this record. 

In fact, I would go as far as to say that you take this record, sand off the tribal assault, smooth out the vocals and you get Spandau Ballet. I know, I know, that sounds weird but, something on “Treachery” took me there and then, “Warlords” continued to walk me down that path. 

We haven’t heard a lot of that pounding bass that will become the signature tool of that “80s Sound” but, it’s right here, in it’s infancy. 


I have to wonder what this would/could sound like if they had access to modern recording equipment. Yeah, yeah, that would probably diminish the immediacy of the recordings but in Von Lichten’s hands this would probably be a monster. 



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd7l5fQAt-c

The 1981 Listening Post - Public Image Ltd. - The Flowers of Romance

 Public Image Ltd. - The Flowers of Romance



#169

By Rob Haneisen

April 10 1981

Public Image Ltd.

The Flowers of Romance

Genre: Torture techno pseudo art

Allen’s Rating: 2 out of 5

Rob’s rating: 1 out of 5


I saw Public Image Ltd in 1994 at Brandeis College outside Boston (I was not a student at the artsy school, I was a public college kid from Fitchburg who liked the Sex Pistols). I remember liking PIL’s performance, although that affection may have been influenced by how horrible the opening act (Big Audio Dynamite II) was. 


John Lydon as a performer that night was comical. At one point he reached into the rear of his trousers, pulled out some kind of white object and yelled into the microphone, “Who wants my sanitary napkin?” He then threw it into the crowd.


He also later tried to goad the Boston college kids into revulsion by saying, “You’re such an L.A. crowd.”


Nonsense aside, I thought PIL that night was pretty good – I went in knowing the songs from their latest album and some of their older hits. 


Now I know why they did not play one song from “The Flowers of Romance.” 


Here’s some quick reactions to what I thought while listening to all nine tracks.  


“If they gave a Dalek from Dr. Who a drum machine and said you have 40-odd minutes to record an album, this is what it would sound like.”


“I should at least give them 1 star because to sound this bad you actually have to try hard.”


“Maybe I’m not sophisticated enough to understand that even shit has redeeming qualities beyond smelling, sounding and likely tasting god-awful. Flies. Flies need shit. So this is an album made for flies. Very hungry flies.”


“I would love to have been in the room when the record company was delivered this album. How the hell could they market it? Come listen to 40-minutes of a former punk star lose his damn mind. Oh, and there are drum machines too!”


“Drugs are bad, OK?”


There is not one actual song on this album. Each track is just Lydon wailing in his nasal tone lyrics meant to sound profound when delivered alongside the tortuous throb and beat of a drum machine. Occasionally a synth or bass guitar is thrown in to spread the blame around.  

This must be deliberately bad. I mean, the second song on the album is titled, “Track 8.”


In general, I do not like artsy college rock from the 80s because many of those bands forgot they were writing songs, not statements with musical instrument accompaniment. That said, I really like some PIL songs. “Rise” is great. “Public Image Limited” is fantastic. At their best, PIL is kind of the poppier version of the Sex Pistols. This is not PIL at their best. I’m really not sure what this is.

https://open.spotify.com/album/3yCaex5R09GXgwnsOCotg3?si=tPpTq7b1RLux7XCM5jJEWA

The 1981 Listening Post - The Swimming Pool Q's - The Deep End

 The Swimming Pool Q's - The Deep End



#168

May 1981

The Swimming Pool Q’s

The Deep End

Genre: Georgia New Wave

3.5 out of 5





Highlights:

Little Misfit

Big Fat Tractor

Rat Bait





I never saw Athens, GA Inside Out. I should have. I was an REM loving dorm dweller. Were The Swimming Pool Q’s in that movie? I don’t even know if they were from Athens but they are part of the Georgia New Wave explosion so, I’m lumping them in because they call to mind that angular New Wave of B52s (maybe it’s the male/female lead vocal trade offs) but they also have that dynamic, driving singularity that makes 80s New Wave delicious, and decidedly missing from 1981. 

This band has more southern influence than their New Wave cousins. It’s evidenced in a couple tracks, most notably the southern boogie dance fest “Rat Bait” and “Stick in My Hand”. 

For the most part it’s all fine and fun. 

A lot of this is live cuz this album seems to be lost to the wild. I’m not sure the studio tracks would have made it that much better, tho. 




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCLkV6aTkP8&list=PLlvn8uktX5LuhltKL5YnemJTkfjE3ufRo

The 1981 Listening Post - Robyn Hitchcock - Black Snake Diamond Role

 Robyn Hitchcock - Black Snake Diamond Role


#167

May 1981

Robyn Hitchcock

Black Snake Diamond Role

Genre: Robyn Hitchcock

4 out of 5


Highlights:

Brenda’s Iron Sledge

Do Policemen Sing?

Acid Bird

I Watch the Cars



The debut record from Robyn, the single most lauded musician that made zero impact on me as a youth and, upon rediscovery, did nothing on his own to warrant the great press. 

Now, with the Egyptians? Terrific.

As one of the Soft Boys? Magical.

Solo?

A bit of a hit or miss. I feel like Robyn is the Andy Partridge to Rew’s Colin Moullding. In that I really like Moulding’s work more than Andy’s but when Andy hits, he smacks it out of the park. 

Some tunes are terrific, some are just freaking weird as all hell (“Do Policemen Sing?”, which is also hilarious, “The Lizard” and the mind bender “Acid Bird”).



What comes across is an artist who is trying to stretch while remaining true to himself and not being beholden to anyone else. Some of it falls flat but the rest of the album is rich and rewarding, like if a metro busker was give a record deal, a band and a LOT of drugs. 




https://music.apple.com/us/album/black-snake-diamond-role/264438952