Sunday, November 21, 2010

Listening Post: Genesis + Phil Collins

Continuing the great Genesis Listening Post, we pick up with the Phil Collins Years.


Genesis – A Trick of the Tail – 1976

A new lead singer (Phil Collins after over 300 auditioned) and a new producer (Ex-Elton John engineer David Hentschel) and a new collection of (7/8, 9/8 and other time signature) songs.
All adds up to A Trick of the Tail.
In almost every way possible, Tail is the anti-Lamb. It's brighter, for one thing. And it's more rooted in the folky-Yes sound that made up Selling England. It's not quite a step backward and, though it doesn't really add anything to the catalog that we haven't heard before, the guys are pretty good (at 25!!!) at doing this stuff.
By the same token there is another turning point on the record. The song, “Mad, Man Moon” is the most treacly ballad I've heard from this group so far. Sure it has the changing time signatures and elliptical lyrics but it also smacks hard of mid-70s, Godspellian theater. I also notice that, for the first time I can remember, the songs are not credited to the band in its entirety. Individuals, like Banks on the onerous, “Moon”, are credit in pairs, save the opening and closing tracks, which are credited to the four.
And I think it's important to note that Tony Banks was, at first, inclined for Genesis to continue as an instrumental band after Gabriel quite. Why is this important? Because he is the only member credited on each song on this record, either solo, in pairs or in groups. The common denominator is Tony Banks.
It goes without saying that, should they have, indeed, become an instrumental only band they would have never scaled the heights they later would. (Interestingly, Collins was in a project that, this same year, would record instrumental jazz fusion. They were called Brand X)
Perhaps it's why Trick of the Tail is my least favorite Genesis record so far.

Grade C+
A Side: Los Endos
BlindSide: Entangled, Squonk
DownSide: Mad Man Moon



Genesis – Wind & Wuthering – 1976

The year the band took off to find a new singer must have been found the players either bored or antsy or...something because in 1976, during the height of disco & the emergence of punk, Genesis managed to put out not just A Trick of the Tail, but the lush and more traditionally constructed Wind & Wuthering. That's not to say that the boys have abandoned their diversionary prog rock roots. Far be it. However, as evident on the 10 minute opus, One for the Vine, the key/signature changes which at times seemed to be contingent more on whim than service, actually operate to help convey the ideas of the song. A magnum opus is now more about the balance of music, words and ideas. In the past the music seemed secondary to the second two. On W&W, that balance is finally achieved.
And then there's “Your Own Special Way”. A more obvious ballad the band has never recorded. Nor a more poppy song. Are they reaching for a broader audience? Settling down? Falling in love?
Perhaps none, perhaps all. It does sound like a band pulling itself away from self-conscious pretension toward wider acceptance. It smacks of the Genesis Gen-Xers would come to know best.
Wind & Wuthering runs out of steam/ideas before it ends and I can't help but wish that they had just decided to drop “Blood on the Rooftops” and “Unique Slumbers for the Sleepers” as they are the worst offenders of repetition and, hell, Floyd does this better. Even “In the Quiet Earth” could go, while it's a well crafted piece of synth driven prog-rock, I've sort of had my fill of that.
I, like Genesis, am ready to move on. “Afterglow” seems to be a farewell, unbeknownst to Banks, perhaps, when he wrote it.

Grade: C+
A Side: Your Own Special Way, Afterglow
BlindSide: One for the Vine, All in a Mouse's Night
DownSide: Blood on the Rooftops, Unique Slumbers for the Sleepers



Genesis – And Then There Were Three – 1978

Like the title says, by 1978 Mike Rutherford, Tony Banks & Phil Collins were all that was left of the classic Genesis line-up. It was no secret that Hackett was growing more and more disenchanted with the group. His songs were being routinely excluded from the bands' records and he had, let's face it, ambitions of his own beyond being the faceless guitarist for the prog-rockers.
With Gabriel putting out acclaimed product of his own and Hackett gone what would happen to the masters of effete progressive-jazz-alterna-rock?

They streamline, of course. They get with the program. It's 1978. Rock has reached anthemic heights with the likes of Boston and Styx and Foreigner, et al. Faced with the prospect of becoming redundant they strip away much of the filigree and go for infrastructure and pomp. This isn't to say that the album is without avant-garde excursions. Quite the contrary. The record itself points in a new direction while remaining fully entrenched in a familiar one. But a song like “Ballad of Big” while it shifts it's time sigs is also written with an ear toward “friendly”. I don't think this is conscious on the band's part. I think that's how Phil Collins is built. He's quite able to play experimental percussion, witness every single Gabriel-era Genesis record and his work with Brand X. But, once he's at the front-man helm something changed with this group. And the 10s of millions of records Collins has sold on his own prove that he's quite an easy pill for the MOR listener to swallow.
It's easy to put much of Three on in the background and read a book while it's playing but, for me, once you get to the plodding ballad, “Many Too Many” you just want to get up and put something else on. Fortunately it ends soon enough and we get to hear the first song with lyrics written entirely by Collins.
“Scenes from a Night's Dream”, based on the comic character, Little Nemo, is a not half bad entry if it is a bit of a harbinger of the simplicity to come. But, after that, we are given “The Lady Lies” a piece of pretensia so obnoxious that it's all I can do not to hit fast forward. In deference to the Listening Post project, I didn't but, oh, man, did I want to.
Weird that the album closes with “Follow You Follow Me”, their most obvious song and their biggest hit to date. Weird that its the ender. Maybe not so much since everything up to that was looking at and saying goodbye to a proggy past and, perhaps, just perhaps this is prelude.
I don't know. That's what I expect.

So, while And Then There Were Three heralds a new frontier it's also quite dull in that the territory it's traversing has been covered many times before.

Grade: C-
A Side: Follow You Follow Me
BlindSide: Nothing surprising here
DownSide: Many Too Many, The Lady Lies



Genesis – Duke -1980

Welcome to the 80s!
Farewell forever, Mellotron!
The transformation from quirky, over-wrought, over-intellectualized, avant-garde, progressive rock band into synth driven pop group starts here.
“Behind the Lines” is the album opener and it does so in a fashion that all at once suggests the opening credits of a Krofft Variety show and international Olympic gala. When Collins comes in the most striking thing is just how catchy the melody is. Shocking for anyone who grew up on the Gabriel-led Genesis.
The suite continues with the explosively opulent “Duchess” and descends into wrenching balladeering on “Guide Vocal”.
It's an exhilarating 15 minutes. And it doesn't stop there. The pomp of “Man of Our Times” is hard to ignore and difficult to hate, despite it pretentious grandiosity. What's most clear during the five minutes of this track is how important 80s Genesis was to the tapestry of music in the decade of decadence. Others may claim to have been the “voice of the 80s” but it's clear, without Genesis's transformation into stadium prog, the soundtracks to this decade would have been quite different.
“Misunderstanding” is the big hit you still hear on the radio and why not? Just typing that name has probably put that song in your ear and you will spend the rest of the day trying to get rid of. A song built on a mid-tempo doo-wop, it turns the traditional pop writing on it's head, where the chorus, like a drill boring into your skull, acts like the verses and the verses proceed in the place where the chorus should be. This is a time worn songwriting technique but “Misunderstanding” does it better than almost all of them. And it's foreshadowing is telling: This is the first salvo from the ubiquity that will be Phil Collins in the 80s.
After a cloying ballad that would have been rejected by a 70s Banks & Rutherford, we get to the NEXT big hit from Duke. “Turn it On Again” would become a sports anthem ala “We Will Rock You” or “Rock and Roll Pt. 2”. It has the added usefulness of being a perfect jingle to advertise classic rock stations. Which is where I remember it most. And like all the best anthems it's actually a depressing song about a guy who watches so much tv he thinks the people on it are real and his friends. Go, team!
“Alone Tonight” is a solemn bit of reflection by Rutherford. Starting off sparse, with just acoustic guitar and ambient keys, it blows open into an anthem as the drums push the chorus. Refusing to go whole hog into power pop the song keeps just one little toe in the waters of prog, but, really, it's obvious what the group's ambitions are at this point: Mainstream success.

While those songs are about as conventional as this band could possible sound at the time, it's not like Duke is a collection of ditties.
“Cul-De-Sac” should satisfy any fans need for grandiloquence and majestic pomposity. And “Duke's Travels”'s wrenchingly overwrought orchestrations, percussion breakdowns and time-signature changes
should be enough to prove to longtime fans that they haven't been fully abandoned....yet.

Grade: B+
A Side: Misunderstanding, Turn It On Again
BlindSide: Behind the Lines
DownSide: Heathaze, Please Don't Ask



Genesis – Genesis – 1983

I get it. Peter Gabriel had his moody percussion driven opener, “Intruder”. Phil had his with “In the Air Tonight”. It follows suit that the uber-group would do their own drilling, numbing version. “Mama” is rote. Actually, an effective song about a guy's obsession with a prostitute.
It's good. But it just smacks of pandering.
And then, “That's All”? Yes, this was a hit. But, how did it end up here and not on a Phil Collins record? It's such a bland, catchy single, it announces the absolute transformation in Genesis from relevant prog group to (s)hit machine.
Genesis is a pop record. Through and through. The drum machine is obvious. The programming lazy. And, thus, the record feels amateur in retrospect. It's not haphazard, but, rather, dated.
They try not to leave the proggies too far in the dust. The two part, “Home by the Sea” is a pop song backended with the mostly instrumental “Second Home By the Sea”, completely unmemorable stuff catering to an audience the group seems anxious to leave behind. Scratch that. It's the idiom they want to leave behind. This is here to get those people to continue to buy the records.
“Illegal Alien” is one of the most hateful, trite and insipid tracks this group has ever put out. You probably also know the other single, “Taking it All Too Hard”. I'm sorry about that.
“Just a Job to Do” is fun and toe-tapping. It's like the kind of latter day crap that Queen was putting out in the mid-80s. Roger Taylor-y stuff. If he was a better musician and could recognize a hook if it was offering him to blow him.
Talk about a nadir.


Grade: D+
A Side: That's All
BlindSide: Mama, Just a Job to Do
DownSide: Illegal Alien, Silver Rainbow



Genesis – Invisible Touch – 1986

Well, well, well. We are deep into that 80s sound now, huh? Where everything sounds like a montage from an urban comedy ala Working Girl or About Last Night or Tootsie or St. Elmo's Fire or White Knights......
This was one of THOSE albums in the era. The only song not released as a single was the instrumenta; track. This album had no less than 6 singles AND the 10 minute opus, Domino, charted anyway. That might have had something to with the two halves of it released as a pair of b-sides.

I'm going to give some props to the guys here. Not for the music, as that's pretty much by the numbers by now. No, for actually letting Tony Banks have some say in the songs. Hang on a sec. I know he's the guiding force behind the Mama band. Listen to that single. It could have fallen off No Jacket Required, easy. Or even Mike + the Mechanics. Its the flourishes that make it all geneside. That's a song that is a ready made top forty hit. And it was. Such a sad time for music. (When is pop music not sad, though?)
The second track is actually a redeemer in a way. It's the band channeling their inner Gabriel. Latter day Gabriel. “Tonight, tonight, tonight” is somewhere between his work and “In the Air...” Moody, redolent and ominous. It's a gigantic epic and it really works. More and more I am beginning to understand just how omnipresent and affecting Genesis was on the cultural landscape in that decade.
While we all remember the “Spitting Image” puppet video for “Land of Confusion”, it's actually not a half bad song. These guys are more socially conscious and also very adept at what they do. I like this song. I always have.
The whole first half of this record were singles. So, 86 was also the year of Genesis. “In Too Deep” was also part of the musical landscape. It was impossible to get away from. It wouldn't get you laid, even though it sort of promised to.
If you took a Lamb Lies era Genesis fan, put him/her in a box and sent them to the future 20 years and played this song, they would laugh in your face as you told them who it was, so far removed from where this band started....
The mania of “Anything She Does” draws me in in ways that other Tony Banks creations don't, usually leaving me cold. But, it's immediate as anything from the era.
“Domino” is a return to Genesis of old, in a way. It's a sprawling, mythological tale. But, without the crazy time signature changes that marked the old Genesis, its just a long disco epic.
Even though “Throwing it All Away” might as well be a Phil Collins solo track, by this point in the record, I'm kind of won over. So, it really doesn't bother me. And it's kind of catchy.

Invisible Touch is a solid record. Much more accessible than the previous one, probably because the band has decided that MOR is where they wanna live. I can see why this was a hit.

Grade: B
A Side: Invisible Touch, Tonight Tonight Tonight, Land of Confusion, In Too Deep, Throwing it All Away
BlindSide: Anything She Does



Genesis – We Can't Dance – 1991

It's been a while since I really was immersed in this Listening Post. What I keep coming back to from the very beginning of this album, starting with “No Son of Mine” is just how it sounds like a little bit Collins, a little Mike + the Mechanics and a twinge of Gabriel solo, even.
The second single, “Jesus, He Knows Me”, is a neat little attempt at irreverence, something the boys have never shied away from but it sounds, musically, like a reworking of Collins's “Don't Lose My Number”, and that works against it. “Driving the Last Spike” is about railway workers in the 19th century but it's just long and dull and, as the last song on the first side of the vinyl I KNOW I would have picked the needle way before the halfway mark. Fortunately, the title track is catchy as hell. These guys could write a hummable hit when they wanted to.
Then there's “Never a Time”. An unctuous ballad if ever there was one, made more disgusting by the fact that the working title was “B.B.H” as in Big Big Hit. Because the band was sure that was what it was going to be. Proving that they weren't interested in creating anything of merit anymore but just trying to cash in and make a buck. Hey, more power to them. But, you can do both, you know. Just look at Peter.
The rest of the album is as forgettable as it is ruinously boring. It’s a slap in the face of Genesis’s history at best. A money grab at its worst.
It isn't that We Can't Dance is bad. I mean, it is bad. But that's mainly because it's so boring, self-important and indignantly self-righteous. It crumbles under the weight of it's own ego. Not the individuals' egos. The album's.
I don't blame you if you bought this record 19 years ago. At least on the strength of the history of the band and the singles.
But if you love it, if you list it as one of your favorites of all time, you are a bad person and I hate you.

Grade: D
A Side: No Son of Mine, Jesus He Knows Me, I Can't Dance
BlindSide:
DownSide: Driving the Last Spike, Driving the Last Spike (It's so bad I had to list it twice), Never a Time, Hold on My Heart



Phil Collins – Face Value – 1981

While attempting to salvage his decaying marriage, even relocating to Vancouver to do so, Collins wrote a set of songs that he demoed. What he planned to do with them I don't know. But they became the basis for his debut as well as his next album.
A lot of these Listening Posts have been heard on various devices, stereos, car stereos, ipods, computer. Some, like this one, were heard with my wife's Bose Noise Canceling headphones. It makes a big difference.
“In The Air Tonight” vies for intimate torture with Peter Gabriel's “Intruder” but it's more ominous, more dangerous. And when those drums come in, it's not just an outtake from Freaks & Geeks, it's full bore manifestation of frustration, despair, hunger, sadness, redemption. It's perfect. This album, while predating the digital CD era by a few years, is ready made for the clean, sparseness of the compact disc. “This Must Be Love” takes the singer in another direction. He's fallen in love, even though the first song is a foreshadow of bad things to come, I get the feeling that this is the kind of song that Collins wrote to try to win his wife back. That he didn't makes the song even that sadder. Taken out of context, the song might be just a trifle of treacle. I can't remove myself from the iconography of the truth. And before that gets to set in, we are treated to the quasi-Motown, pseudo-Jackson 5 “Behind the Lines”, which takes the leanings that Paul Weller was trying with The Jam to a new place. One where everyone likes it. It's light years better here than it was on the Genesis album, Duke and it was great there.
Interesting to me is that, like Gabriel's first solo, this entire album is a triumph, but it's presented as though there were not expectations made of it. Not that it was a toss off, I doubt that Collins could do anything half assed. Face Value comes free of presumption, so it's free to take chances. It takes advantage on the lovely “The Roof is Leaking” and it's follow up track, the instrumental, “Drowned”, a percussion driven masterwork, outshining Genesis's best instrumental output by recognizing that less is more and more is more when it's in the right place. And that's taken to a new height on the other instrumental track, “Hand in Hand”, just a great piece.
One might think that a piano led ballad like “You Know What I Mean” might fail, especially after the bright “I Missed Again” and how much a Billy Joel piece of tripe it seems. It doesn't, unlike other Genesis ballads. The reason? It's 2.5 minutes long. And then it's gone. Before you completely hate it. In fact, wearing his heart on his stringed sleeve is actually sort of appealing. And before you know it we're back in familiar, horned, white soul territory with “Thunder and Lightning”.
The only draggy part of the record comes toward the end with the somnabulant “If Leaving Me is Easy”. Ok, Phil, I get it. She's gone. Be a man. Get over it.
The album recovers with the bookend of sorts to “In the Air”. The cover of “Tomorrow Never Knows” is given the total treatment, with hints of what has transpired. Heavy percussion. Tinges of horns. Some chaotic synths. It's a whirlygig of climaxes and it's a fitting end.

Face Value is a striking debut. Well worth every second. Well, almost.
Ah, fuck it. It's great.

Grade: A+
A Side: In The Air Tonight, Behind the Lines, I Missed Again
BlindSide: The Roof is Leaking, Drowned, Hand in Hand, Tomorrow Never Knows.
DownSide: If Leaving Me is Easy



Phil Collins – Hello, I Must Be Going – 1982

Face Value was a hit. Who knew? I think it took Collins by surprise as much as anyone. After all, he was just writing songs about his dissolving marriage. He wasn't supposed to become a megastar.
But he did.
Apparently, he had enough for more than one record. While the title of this one might be mirthful, it takes it's name from the song by The Marx Brothers, the record is hardly that.
Opening with “In the Air Tonight Pt. 2”, I mean, “I Don't Care Anymore”, the album suggests an angry Collins. He's drumming with fervor. He's drumming with purpose. And yet, it still comes across as pandering, just a little bit. It worked before, right?
Except that it does work here. The song is a pretty well known hit for Collins.
This is the record that helped Phil on his climb to 80s world domination. It's the one with “You Can't Hurry Love” on it. That ubiquitous cover made memorable not just because it's such a beta male thing to sing a Supremes song, but because of that video. Remember the one? Phil was so cheeky, so lovable, singing backup for himself. He's like an elf.
An elf with a finger on the pulse of how to sell to the moribund radio listener. I don't know who was dancing to “I Cannot Believe it's True”. Someone was, though. They bought this thing. I have a sneaking suspicion it was Chicago fans. Because this sound is so much closer to smooth, toothless jazz than prog-rock, that it's remarkable.
Is there anything more obnoxious than when a singer affects a persona on record and it fails? How about when you don't buy the accent? How about when that singer is an Englishman putting on a cockney accent and failing miserably? That's “Like China”, a terrible song about a dolt trying to convince a girl to give him her virginity. Coming from someone in his 30s, with a crappo affectation, it's unseemly at best. At worst it's insulting.
I can hardly blame Collins for putting out music like this. After all, he's a drummer. Percussion is his muse. It makes perfect sense to cover “You Can't Kill This Song, er Hurry Love”, with it's so-memorable-it-hurts rhythm section. It's in his wheelhouse.

In the end I'm just over the White Boy Soul and no amount of horns n' hooks is gonna change that. And ugh, that instrumental pap at the end. “The West Side”. Kenny G shit at it's worst.

Grade: D
A Side: I Don't Care Anymore, You Can't Hurry Love
BlindSide: It Don't Matter to Me
DownSide: Like China, Do You Know Do You Care, Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away, The West Side, Why Can't It Wait Til Morning.



Phil Collins – No Jacket Required – 1985

Best Pop album of 1985. That's not me talking. That's them folks over at the Grammys. This album was a monster.
In the 80s there always seemed to be one record, one artist dominating the charts. 83: Michael Jackson. 84: Bruce Springsteen. 85: Phil Collins. 86: Paul Simon and on and on. I think Madonna's year was 89. One artist would have a release where all the forces came together: hit singles, past performance, fan base, videos. It all worked to sell bajillions.
In some cases (Bruce) it wasn't their best work (Born in the USA was great, yes, but not as brilliant as much of his earlier work. In some it was a culmination of all the stuff I just said AND a muse working it's brilliance, like Paul Simon's Graceland.
No Jacket Required falls into the aforementioned category. Not that Collins had that big a catalog to compare. Face Value was great. No Doubt. It's on Hello that he showed where he wanted to go with his sound: Straight line to the middle.
Face Value is a stark, personal, emotional, tense collection of songs. By an unlikely superstar. On No Jacket Required it is obvious. Phil had been spending a lot of time in the spotlight. He could be a cash machine. He could be his own man.
So, we get catchy and overlong singles like “Sussudio”, which was so annoying the 100th time you heard it back then that it's not refreshed by a 20+ year absence. And the overly precious, “One More Night”, which could have been recorded by Leo Sayer, 10 years before. And the weirdly infectious “Don't Lose My Number”, a song that sounds like Pat Benatar's “Love is a Battlefield”. With those ridiculously cold, inhuman drums.
“Only You Know and I Know” could be the soundtrack to a chase scene in Miami Vice.

There are places where Collins actually is effective. Once he lets down the white soul facade he's quite capable of writing a poignant ballad here and there. “Long Long Way to Go”, featuring Sting would have fit on the latter's post Police work quite nicely.

Perhaps the song that most exemplifies this record is “Who Said I Would”. It's rock in a jacket with rolled up sleeves. It doesn't break a sweat, though you imagine the performers bouncing back and forth, high fiving each other. Smiling, and swaying. It's also soul but has no real soul. No heart. It's empty calories but chewing it isn't even satisfying. The whole experience is nowhere near potato chips. It's more like flavored, sugar free gum. The taste lasts about as long as it takes to roll up and toss the paper the gum came in. Never “awful” but never good.

With this review I say goodbye to Phil Collins. Yes, I know there are a bunch more solo records but the original intent was to examine Genesis and, to an extent the offshoots and solo projects. I've gotten all I can from Phil. I've watched him go from drummer and backup singer, to lead singer, to solo artist to, well, multi-million seller and award winner.
What have I learned?
Phil, while being a consummate musician and brilliant drummer, is also a softy with an ear for the inoffensive. He's a “nice guy”. His music is “nice”. He won't challenge you. He won't inspire you. He might bore you a little. And he might actually get you to sing along a bit.
He's average.

Grade C
A Side: Sussudio, Don't Lose My Number, One More Night, Take Me Home
BlindSide: Long Long Way to Go
DownSide: Doesn't Anybody Stay Together Anymore

Listening Post: Genesis + Peter Gabriel

In May of 2010 I embarked on the epic Genesis retrospective. But I cheated. I started with their second album, Nursery Cryme, since that was the more acclaimed of the first two records and the first one seemed like...well, the pretensions of youth.
To compensate I also did the bulk of the solo work ( or as much as I could handle)
I reprint them here for your pleasure.



Genesis – Nursery Cryme – 1971

We're gonna bypass the first two genesis albums for the sole reason that this was the album that Steve Hackett and, more importantly, Phil Collins, first appeared on, making it the true first album by the core members that would come to be known, in various forms, as Genesis. Am I just being lazy?
14 group records, 11 solo albums? I think I'm being as fair as I can without pulling my ears off.
Recorded at the same studios where, just a few years later, Queen would start their recording career, Nursery Cryme opens with the murder/reincarnation opus, “The Musical Box”, wherein a young girl, Cynthia, uses a croquet mallet to remove the head of a little boy, Henry. What?
Wait. It gets better. Henry's soul returns to his body as she plays his music box. What?
Wait. Then his body ages rapidly and, rejecting his affections, she throws the box at him, destroying them both.
What?
The sprawling song is a harbinger of the kind of stuff that Yes would become famous for; epic guitar solos, key changes, extended themes, songs as novellas.
Not 4 years after Sgt. Pepper this is what the English public schools were creating. Huzzah!
More death is examined on “For Absent Friends”, notable for being the first time we'd get to hear Phil Collins on lead vocals. Funny how things turn out.
“The Return of the Giant Hogweed” is a Gabriel track about...a rampant strain of Hogweed that is impervious to pesticide and destroy the human race.
Genesis is not a happy bunch of boys.
After that first side, the second side opens with “Seven Stones” which, when matched up against that remarkable first half comes across as nothing more than an attempt to do it again. It's confusing and confused and ultimately plays better as a short story.

All of this plays like an Off-Broadway musical directed by Tom O'Horgan, with a book by Leonard Melfi. So steeped in 70's experimentation and alternative theatrics it's mind boggling that we were ever a society that, between the aforementioned Yes and Ermerson, Lake & Palmer and Pink Floyd and The Who, ate up this sort of high minded culture.
Look at us now. That's right. Justin Bieber. I'm looking at you. No, that's not fair. In point of fact, I would venture to say that Green Day's last two albums prove that the idiom is alive and well.

Nursery Crymes runs out of steam about 3/5 through. But the first side proves that this is a prog-rock band to be reckoned with.

Grade: B-
A Side: The Musical Box, The Return of the Giant Hogweed
BlindSide: Harold the Barrel
DownSide: Seven Stories



Genesis – Foxtrot – 1972

The cover would inspire Gabriel to don a fox mask and red dress in concerts. This would get the band noticed and put on the cover of NME and other London tabs. And, so through the stratosphere flew Genesis.
On the back of this record.
One of the first thing that I noticed on the pompous and lovingly ostentatious first track, “Watcher of the Skies” is how beefy Mike Rutherford's Bass is. It grounds the song and elevates the entire experience to a new height. Nursery Cryme alluded to how big this band could sound. Foxtrot pays that off in spades.
While listening to this record I am slightly dumbstruck by Phil Collins' proficiency. I should really know better. I actually had a Brand X album, a side project of jazz that Collins played on. But I get mired in the “Against All Odds” Collins. The Tarzan Collins. The “In the Air Tonight”/”You Can't Hurry Love”/”Sussudio” Collins. But he's really spectacular and it shows here.
By the end of the first side, I can feel Prog-rock fatigue settling in. Fortunately, “Can-Utility and the Coastliners” with it's immediate and demanding acoustic guitars and foreboding mellotron were able to wake me from this and ready me for Side Two: a prelude and a 22 minute, seven section examination of Revelations.
Umm.....kay.
I will not report what the song is actually about, not as a whole or the sections. If you're interested, here's the Wikipedia link.
Knock yourself out.
All I can say is, wow, the early 70s were a madcap time to be a rock music fan. Every few months or so someone was putting out an overwrought, wondrously florid, incredibly pretentious “Rock Opera”. Thanks, Abbey Road.
O to be 17 in 1972, in possession of some righteous weed and just bliss out to this stuff.

Grade: B+
A Side: Watcher of the Skies, Horizons, Supper's Ready
BlindSide: Can-Utility and the Coastliners,
DownSide: Get 'em Out By Friday



Genesis – Selling England by the Pound – 1973

My friend, John, had an older sister who made it clear: While we may have been in love with The Cars or Billy Joel or Queen, Genesis was the greatest rock band of all time.
I ignored her and by the time I became acquainted with them I knew them as masters of pop.
This might be the record she was referring to.

What a difference a producer makes. While John Burns engineered Foxtrot, he has the throttle for this record along with the band. It's a much crisper, cleaner and more direct record. “Dancing with the Moonlit Knight” ventures somewhere out to the prog-osphere and dips it's toe in metal and lilting folk along the way.
Three records in (well, five really) and we finally get a SINGLE! “I Know What I Like In Your Wardrobe”, with its heavy percussion and straightforward narrative actually charted. I think Gabriel will be mining this thudding and thumping territory for much of his later career. Think Floyd meets Tull with Collins on drums.
“Firth of Fifth” is indescribable, delicious and hefty. An example of what happens when David St. Hubbin's ideas are in the right hands.
“More Fool Me” is another Collins sung tune and it's one of the most listenable tracks in the band's repertoire. At some point it becomes incumbent upon the listener to recognize that Collins was always going to be the one to bring the uber success to this group. The Gabriel led stuff is determined to live in the high-minded rockopera world. It's great, but it's not accessible. Not the way Phil is.
After the schizophrenic “Battle of Epping Forest” we are entreated to listen to an instrumental piece (“After the Ordeal”) written by Steve Hackett, the band's longtime guitarist. He would try in vain to get more of his work shoehorned on to their records and be rebuffed by Banks and Rutherford. For good reason. This goes nowhere.
I know that a lot of reviewers and musicians (Trey Anastasio of Phish most notably) call this one of the best albums of it's kind. I find it plodding and middling at best. There are some terrific highs, but so many diversions away from listenability that, in the end, it's just too often too difficult to penetrate.

Grade B+
A Side: I Know What I Like in Your Wardrobe, Firth of Fifth
BlindSide: Dancing with the Moonlit Knight , More Fool Me
DownSide: The Battle of Epping Forest,


Genesis – The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway – 1974

The eponymous first track of this epic double album is the actually the first, so far as I can tell, which encourages the audience to sing along. It's a ready made chant. And it's the closest Genesis has sounded to what I would come to be accustomed to. Namely, Duke.
There is a concept in here somewhere but I am, once again, loathe to explain it. It's got something to do with a Puerto Rican kid named Rael encountering terrifying people and experiences in order to save his brother, John. Who might be himself. Split in two. Genesis never makes it easy.
It's been reported that Gabriel had less to do with the writing of the music for Lamb than on previous records and that he worked out the storyline mostly by himself. If this is true, it makes a lot of sense to me. Once Gabriel left the band, Rutherford, Banks and, of course, Collins, would achieve megastardom by transforming Genesis's sound into something more accessible and radio friendly. Whether this is because of the change in lead singers, I don't know. But it seems right.
“Counting Out Time” is the closest the band has come to a real radio friendly song. I think I may have heard this a few times on WDHA, “The Parkway to Rock!” when I was a kid in New Jersey.
The first album ends with the decidedly Yes sounding “The Carpet Crawlers”. It's a fitting climax to the story, taking us on a journey to the abyss to follow.
Like any double album of conceptual prog-rock, Lamb falls prey to it's own grandiosity. Rael and John are, it seems, reunited at the end. Along the way, the (much darker) second side isn't without it's own shining moments of brilliance. “Lilywhite Lilith” is one of the most enticing songs the band has written. And the finale, “It”, is every bit the climax worthy of Floyd's best moments.
The Lam Lies Down on Broadway is the true turning point for Genesis. Gabriel would leave and emerge as a powerful solo artist and king of the video age. Phil Collins would become one of the most popular balding imp drummers ever to front a rock band. But if there is one record that the band had to hang its hat on, it would be this one.
Splendid.

Grade: A
A Side: The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway, In the Cage, Back in NYC, Counting Out Time, The Carpet Crawlers
BlindSide: Fly on a Windshield


Peter Gabriel – Peter Gabriel (Car) – 1977

“Solsbury Hill”
It's all about that song.
Gabriel wrote “Hill” to explain his departure from Genesis and that's all great. It's a much bigger and better song than that. My friend, David, calls songs like this, “Songs from the sky”. They are too perfect to have been written without divine assistance.
Whether that's true or not, it goes without saying that “Solsbury Hill” is a classic pice of prog-rock brilliance. Brilliant, too, because NOTHING Gabriel did with Genesis suggested he was going to put out something as long-lasting and persistently current sounding as it. It's a song. You can sing along to it. What was he thinking??? It's lovely, folky, bold, big, but most of all, it's a piece of pop confection in its own weird way that suggests perhaps the other members of the band were holding him back. After all, once he left they went right back to their Yes-sian roots and he came out with this.
“Modern Love” finds Gabriel ROCKING out. Perhaps the organ is a bit of filigree that was unnecessary, the song is strong enough as a rocker without it. When Peter veers away from the verse or chorus structure it comes across as a bridge. And that's enough traditional songcrafting for me.
The a capella barbershop quartet and burlesque of “Excuse Me” is something that we would never be treated to on a standard Genesis record. It's whimsical.
“Slowburn” opens side two and sounds like a hybrid of Pete Townshend solo work, 80s soaring metal and grand rock opera. It almost doesn't work, except that Gabriel has such a good sense of how to navigate these waters. It ends up being quite a great piece. If The Lamb Lies Down is a jagged pill, Gabriel has figured out how to help us swallow it.
“Waiting for the Big One” is a piano driven blues number that calls to mind Tom Waits or, at least, Randy Newman and is, once again, completely unexpected. To follow that with the epic cinematic power of “Down the Dolce Vita” is inspired.
The musicianship on Peter Gabriel is solid, sure. We would expect nothing less. The songs are so far removed from the 6 albums he did with Banks & Rutherford et al, though. It's such a refreshing experience. I love it.

Grade: A
A Side: Solsbury Hill, Moribund the Burgermeister
BlindSide: Modern Love, Excuse Me, Waiting for the Big One, Down the Dolce Vita
DownSide: Humdrum




Peter Gabriel – Peter Gabriel – 1978

The second eponymous Peter Gabriel record in as many years is also known as “Scratch” by fans due to the cover. It was produced by Robert Fripp and features no less a ubiquitous figure as Roy Bittan on piano.
It opens with the hard rockin' radio ready “On the Air” which, to me, sounds more like where Solo Gabriel and Gabriel-less Genesis converge. Except the production is dry as a bone and more lifeless than the last record. Peter is still playing in the consumer-friendly milieu. Trouble is, this is an ugly sounding record. The transcendence of “Solsbury Hill” is noticeably absent. I would hasten to say that Gabriel is turning himself into David Bowie and the world doesn't need another one of those. Especially when Bowie does Bowie better than Gabriel does.
A lot of the time, Gabriel seems very self-conscious and a little gun shy. He knows that he has a lot to live up to with that debut and at the same time he's serving masters of the old Genesis. I'm not sure how ready he was to eschew them completely or if he just let the avant-muse take hold.
The album doesn't show any sign of life or verve until we're into the second side and the jaunty “Animal Magic” plays. But you might not get there for the almost inert “Indigo”. And knowing that it's nestled between that and the quasi-funk “Exposure” might mean that you'll never get to hear it. And the record's closer, “Home Sweet Home” is about as mid-70s Bowie as one can get. I'm surprised Bowie didn't sue for personality infringement.

I'm not the biggest fan of this album. I know that it's gotten high marks from others but I think it's a step backwards, sideways and inside out from the previous record.

Grade C+
A Side: Animal Magic
BlindSide: A Wonderful Day in a One Way World, Perspective
DownSide: Mother of Violence



Peter Gabriel – Peter Gabriel (Melt) 1980

By the early 80s punk and New Wave had gone in two very distinct and divergent directions. One would prove to be a dead end for the movement and the other would open up an entire world of possibilities and financial remuneration.
The punkers would hang out in their clubs and listen to DJ Don Letts spin some of the most interesting Reggae. They, most notably the Clash, would incorporate this sound into their repertoire. How much Reggae are you listening to today?
The New Wavers, Adam Ant and Peter Gabriel among them would look also to black rhythms, but they would go further to the east. To Africa. The Burundi Beat for Adam and the southern tip of Africa for Gabriel.
It would result in one of the best songs of the era on one of the better albums of the same era.
Peter Gabriel's 3rd record is mired in another form of 70s aesthetic: Paranoia. The productions confined, manipulated to the point where the oxygen is removed from the instruments and some of them are played backwards. The effects would prove to be of great influence on the hired drummer for the album, Phil Collins, and he would employ them to bigger success on his solo record.
The big songs on Melt are brilliant pieces of political attack: “Games Without Frontiers” and “Biko” are the ones you know. They are met with equal power by “Intruder”, a harrowingly effective piece of terror. And the equally horrifying, “No Self Control”.
Gabriel keeps the songs terse and tight. There's no room to go on divergent journeys. The music is stripped to the core. It's about the songs, the themes, the messages.

Grade: A
A Side: Games Without Frontiers, Biko
BlindSide: Intruder, No Self Control, And Through the Wire


Peter Gabriel – Peter Gabriel (Security) – 1982

The over-arching paranoia continues....
I could analyze each song as is my wont but I think I'll just this record wash over me with all it's sampling and electronica and see how I feel at the end.
See you in 45 minutes.

It seems that Gabriel as held on to the artistic aesthetic of his youth while at the same time broadening his world view and musical tapestry without employing the theatrics of his Genesis days or sacrificing his integrity.

Security is an album, more so than his others, should just wash over you. Hypnotic, especially at the beginning and more so as it continues. In order to get the full reward of what Gabriel's doing here, you do need to pay attention. And there are places where it doesn't really fulfill it's ambitions. Like the snoozefest, “The Family and the Fishing Net” and the cloying “Lay Your hands on Me” (a concept owing much to Phil Collins and suffering greatly in comparison). And there are places where it does, like the massive hit “Shock the Monkey”. I'm very proud of my generation for embracing a song like this and making it a smash. It doesn't pander, it is the next step from “Solsbury Hill”.

I think some of the lackluster reviews of this album might have to do with Gabriel fatigue. Because I am impressed and thoroughly enjoyed it. I can also see where the line from “Intruder” through this record to hits on “So” can be drawn. Watching a musical genius grow is awe-inspiring.

Grade: A-
A Side: The Rhythm of the Heat, I Have the Touch, Shock the Monkey
BlindSide: San Jacinto, Kiss of Life
DownSide: The Family & the Fishing Net. Lay Your Hands On Me



Peter Gabriel – So – 1986

What a big year it has been. Phil Collins put out his ubiquitous, diamond-selling No Jacket Required, Genesis goes singles crazy with Invisible Touch and Peter Gabriel outdoes them all with So.
I'm not talking in terms of units sold. All of that comes out in the wash. There's plenty of duckets for everyone.
So is a rich and rewarding album in every way that those others are not. Instead of taking what he has learned about art, music, world music, soundscapes, songwriting, etc, and going for the easy middle road, Gabriel pushes his own envelope just a little. Just to the center of accessibility enough to convince you that he is radio-friendly.
Is he? In a way, sure. He one ups Collins by appropriating the Motown sound and using it crush the listener in a wail of desperation on both “Sledgehammer” and the anti-80s screed, “Big Time”.
He incorporates dreams in “Red Rain”. He's emotional in his pleas on “Don't Give Up”. And he writes the quintessential love song in “In Your Eyes”.
In other words, he proves why he's who he is and why it was such a good thing for him to leave Genesis when he did. In the 80s, amidst all the pablum and MOR pandering, we needed to know that there was a way out, that it would all be fine.
So.
Gabriel led the way.
So is urgent in the way that the best of Gabriel's work as been. I don't think he's sounded this confident since Melt and, that's saying something considering how strong Security was. He hasn't sung this way in years, or rather, he hasn't written melodies this exciting in a while. These songs are indestructible classics in a way that nothing save “Solsbury Hill” is.
A track like In Your Eyes is indelibly connected to that Cameron Crowe movie, right? But, on it's own, it makes you forget that movie, which is an achievement since the song exemplifies the movie in how it was used. It's stronger than that. It's perfect.
I'm a sucker for Anne Sexton's poetry so I have a great appreciation for “Mercy Street” and it speaks to Gabriel's literary understanding, his ability to translate higher themes and darker images to his music. He's the anti-Collins. He'll get you dancing, like in “Big Time” but he's mocking the “go-go gotta get rich” yuppie aesthetic. You'd best do the same. (It's actually my favorite track on the record) That big bass slap sound was achieved by the bassist doing the fingering and the percussionist hitting the strings with his sticks. It didn't hurt to have Stewart Copeland handle the drums on the song, either.
“We Do What We're Told (Milgram's 37)” is one of the most harrowing songs Gabriel has committed. It's Gary Numan with direction and empathy. The song is based on the Milgram Experiment of following orders in an effort to understand Nazis. You can read more about it here. I suggest you listen to the song while you do.
In the 80s it was no secret that I loved Laurie Anderson and I was so glad to hear, “Excellent Birds”, the collaboration between her and Gabriel. The two of them fit so well together.
This record is perfect.

And it is here that I say goodbye to Peter Gabriel as well. As I stated in the No Jacket Required review, what I want to see is how the various members of Genesis grew from that band. It's fairly obvious that Gabriel had a muse to follow that, while he must have wanted to sell records, had larger ambitions. I feel like Peter was writing to his muse, not the fans. The audience is supposed to come with him on this journey, he's not catering to them. If they follow him and his muse they will be rewarded. The same can not be said for the other members of the band that started his journey.

Grade: A+
A Side: Red Rain, Sledgehammer, Don't Give Up, In Your Eyes, Big Time
BlindSide: That Voice Again, Mercy Street, Excellent Birds, We Do What We're Told

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Listening Post: Madonna

Originally posted at Allenlulu.com
The entire catalog was listened to during an April trip from LA to Corpus Christi, then an RV to Houston and a plane back to Los Angeles. This retrospective was the best thing about that trip.


Madonna – Madonna – 1983

There is a programmed electronic hi-hat panned all the way to the right on “Borderline” that feels like it's boring it's way into the base of your brain. Tip-tip-tip-tip while the rest of the song plays out and Madonna hits all the notes without any real personality or style. And yet I can't stop tapping my foot. Why is that?
When Madonna exploded my freshman year college I knew nothing of her. Except that I couldn't wait for her to go away. I bet on the wrong horse, of course. Within months the Weinstein cafeteria was brimming with costume jewelry and underwear as outerwear.
She was inescapable. I came from the “Disco sucks!” era of rock. I was trained to despise this sort of stuff. Little did I know that she was the future and the rock that I had fallen in love with and was the soundtrack of my adolescence was about to be relegated to the underground.
It was a new dawn. The electric guitars on “Burning Up” are as important as the same ones on Michael Jackson's Thriller. They say she's got rock cred, but she doesn't need them.
Madonna, the album, with all those hits, is made for the dance floor.
The extra 90 seconds each song eats up in repetition are there for a reason. Hypnosis. You're supposed to forget the song is even playing. Whether you're at Tunnel or Pyramid Club or somewhere in the midwest or elsewhere, you're gonna be dancing to Madonna and her producers.
But what about the rest of the record. We all have the singles. We've heard them so much it's impossible to really grade the record without any bias.
“I Know It” is the first song that doesn't sound like I expect it to. It's a little girl group, a little Go-Gos, it has a bridge, it's not made for dance floor consumption. In other words, it's the track I would have probably loved if I was the same me but a girl in 1983.
By the end of would have been the second side, the songs lose any impact. In fact, they are boring. “Physical Attraction” is as dull and monotonous a song as could be and “Think of Me” wouldn't have even rated a spot of Stacy Q's record.

Grade B-
A Side: Lucky Star, Borderline, Burning Up, Holiday
BlindSide: I Know it.
DownSide: Think of Me, Physical Attraction



Madonna – Like A Virgin – 1984

Madonna could have been written off as a dance floor diva, failed dancer, terrible actress if she wasn't so damned determined. Her sophomore effort is a far superior record.
The songs are stronger, she is more confident and there is a defiance to her sound. Ciccone is taking her place as feminist force in culture, not just music. Smart girl this one. She knows her audience, she isn't pandering and she's not taking any prisoners.
Some of it falls flat. “Pretender” is stale, by the numbers dance music. But for the most part this is a strong collection of tracks. It's also fast. But that's mainly because there's no filler.
There's even a strong ballad. On “Love Don't Live Here Anymore” you get to hear a Madonna that would try to sound sincere for the rest of her career. I don't know if she ever pulls it off, I'm sure I'll find out. But she succeeds here.
And the fun of “Shoo-Bee-Doo” can't be ignored.
Madonna is having a blast on this record. She's defining herself and we are just along for the ride.
One of the best and quintessential records of the 80s.

Grade: A
A Side: Material Girl, Like a Virgin, Into the Groove, Dress You Up,
BlindSide: Shoo-Bee-Doo, Love Don't Live Here Anymore
Downside: Pretender.



Madonna – True Blue – 1986

Um...okay, I'll admit it. This is a really good record. Whoever picked these songs had a really good ear. Just kidding Madge. I know you wrote them. Or worked on them. Or hummed a melody and someone crafted a song. Whatever. They're good songs. The title track is dead center and perfect 50s girl group. Bananarama have nothing on this song. There's not much going on here that is any different from the last record except building on her idiom and that's a great thing.. Madonna's tackling a couple of interesting subjects besides boy-love here. “Papa Don't Preach” is a pretty damn strong track considering the subject matter. In retrospect, I'm impressed with how cutting edge this song really is. And to lead off with it? Powerful statement, baby.
There's not much for me to critique here. I have always loved “La Isla Bonita” and I have discovered “White Heat” which is sort of her “Smooth Criminal” in a way. And “Jimmy Jimmy” continues to embrace that New Wave-esque sound via girl pop that Madonna cornered on “Material Girl”.
This record's good. Solid. Not a bad track on it.

Grade A+
A Side: Papa Don't Preach, Open Your Heart, Live to Tell, True Blue, La Isla Bonita
BlindSide: White Heat, Where's the Party?, Jimmy Jimmy



Madonna - Like a Prayer – 1989

Is “Like a Prayer” the best song of the 80s? It could be. It's definitely in the running. I wanna dance and I'm in an airport in Texas. They arrest guys like me for that stuff. But you can't help yourself. Like you can't help feeling it on this whole record. It's a monster.
Most artists really come into their own around the 4th record, I've come to learn. Early success buoys experimentation, then reassessment, wing spreading and, finally, brilliance.
Like a Prayer is genius.
I will admit to already loving “Express Yourself”. I dug it when it came out, loved the video and I think it's one of the best women's empowerment songs ever written. She is demanding equality. What the hell happened to the girls that fell in love with Madonna? Paglia used to extol the virtues of owning sexuality as the crown jewel of equality. Madonna was preaching that. But the message got lost and Howard Stern won in the end.
I think just about ever girl needs to have this record (or this song at least) pumped into her veins from early on. It's an imperative.
And while “Love Song” sounds just like what I expect a collaboration with Prince to sound like, “Til Death Do Us Part”, a song obviously about her failed marriage to Sean Penn, is so the opposite of what I would expect. Bouncy, delicious, anything but precious.
“Dear Jessie”, a “Raspberry Beret” meets “Eleanor Rigby” piece is perhaps the best non-hit single of hers. I wish I had heard it years ago. Might have made me a convert. And the way it bleeds into the haunting “Oh, Father” is perfect. And that freakshow at the end, “Act of Contrition”? Brilliant.
As is the record.

Grade: A+
A Side: Like a Prayer, Express Yourself, Cherish, Oh Father
BlindSide: Til Death Do Us Part, Promise to Try, Dear Jessie, Act of Contrition
DownSide: None, might be one of the best records of all time.



Madonna – Erotica – 1992

How do you follow up one of the best dance/pop records of all time?

A few years ago I was hanging out with my friend, Vinny, drinking Hynotiq, playing Grand Theft Auto and listening to music. Vinny is a “guy's guy” but, also worked in dance clubs and loves dance music. As we got drunker and drunker he explained that to know when to cue light effects in clubs, all dance music works in sets of 8 bars of 4 beats. On the next set, the song changes a bit and that's when you hit some spots or colors or something. “Words” is the worst culprit here.
That's Erotica. It's a lot of house music, techno beats, rhythms and moods. And for the first half of the record, it's not half bad. But it never recovers from that. It never changes. And that's a shame. Because the title track and even the other single, “Rain” isn't so bad, but it's mired in so much meandering asexual sexuality that the album loses itself in it's own importance.
Ciccone has traded songs for beats and lost herself doing it.
Madonna was a leader of the women's movement. She knew it. She decided to embrace, nay, own, her erotica and prove that on this record.
But she falls flat. Such a deep abyss to fall into.
I was almost ready to forgive the 5th grade sexual metaphors. I can't. There's nothing on the album to redeem that.

Grade: D

A Side: Erotica
BlindSide: Fever, Bye Bye Baby, Secret Garden
DownSide: Where Life Begins, Bad Girl, Waiting, Words



Madonna – Bedtime Stories – 1994

And now we reach the point where most critics and I diverge. When I was reviewing albums for money, this one came in the mail and I recall actually liking it. I was amazed back then. But I never reviewed it. Hell, why give more ink to Madonna when there were people like Lisa Germano and Ani DiFranco to help?
So, I think I listened to it once, and only cursory then at best.
Now, hearing it again for the first time in 16 years I really really don't like it.
I also have no relationship with raves and trance music and the only rap I enjoy is edgy and political like Public Enemy.
Bedtime Stories is replete with this stuff. It's a much much softer record than Erotica but it's just as dull. The hits are fine. “Take a Bow”, “Human Nature” , the former a throwback to her early songwriting and the latter a reaction to her brazen sexuality. It's a reaction to how much people really hated her book, “Sex” more than anything else.
The rest of the record is...well...uninteresting.
I guess I like “Secret” but, again, that's a song. Not just a reason to get on the dance floor, or drop “E” and screw.
The best song of the trance music is the title track, co-written by Bjork. It's the most experimental.
Bedtime Stories is an album very representative of the era; the early to mid 90s. I never thought that stuff would ever sound nostalgic. Shows what I know.

Grade: C-
A Side: Take a Bow, Secret, Human Nature
BlindSide: Bedtime Stories
DownSide: I'd Rather Be Your Lover, Don't Stop, Inside of Me



Madonna – Ray of Light – 1995

About 10 years ago I was brought to a party where a friend of my girlfriend was “Spinning”. Which really just meant that he had some vinyl albums with beats and sounds and he chose which would be the soundtrack for an evening of Ecstasy dropping and lollipops. The foundation of that movement is all in this record. Of course, those days are gone, as are much of the spines of those partyers. “E” never did much for me. I just wanted to sleep. I might have felt differently if I had Ray of Light to guide me.

Right off the bat I like Ray of Light more than the previous two Madonna albums combined. What Madonna had always been so adept at, especially on those early records, was to anticipate or lead musical trends. Being a club rat can only help when crafting club music.
I think she got ahead of herself and tried to lead a little too hard on Erotica, which just sounded flat and uninspired, too knowing. She righted her ship on Bedtime Stories following along the trip-hop, trance fad, but I found the album too precious and I've never been a fan of that style anyway. To read the reviews you'll find that I am out of sync with most of them, having heralded Bedtime Stories as a triumphant achievement.
Which brings me to Ray of Light. Recognizing what was happening with electronic music and embracing it as she had with all the previous styles, Madonna teamed up with electronic artists William Orbit. The result is a classic representation of an emerging style. Electronic music is here to stay, winding it's way through Indie Rock, blurring the lines of what constitutes a “band”. In Orbit's case, it's one guy and Pro Tools.
I would submit that, somehow, Madonna sounds more in touch with her music than, perhaps, ever before.
The album unfolds with water themes (which abound). “Drowned World/Substitute for Love” & “Swim” set the stage for the show (Other water tinged songs include “Frozen” & “Mer Girl”) and “Ray of Light” sets the ecstasy drenched concert in motion.
The creepiness and desperation of “Skin” makes you forget the false sexuality of Erotica. The pulse and beats provide the sensuality, she draws you in with her voice, at once cold and sexual. The Blade Runner eroticism is the most human she's sounded in ages.
What separates Ray from a lot of dance/house music is that these are actually songs. They aren't just loops. It isn't just beats hung together to get people hot on a dance floor. And, as songs, there's actually content. Madonna's a mother now. She's got a larger world view. It's macro (“Shanti/Ashtangi”) and micro (“Little Star”).
And her voice is stronger than ever, the result of training to sing for Evita.
Is Ray of Light the progenitor of Kid A? In a way. (I know, blasphemy!) I think it takes a star of Madonna's caliber to kick in the door of acceptance that allows other musicians not just the license to try this stuff but to embrace it and see it as an extension of their musical pallete.
The ballad, “Frozen”, could easily have sounded treacly had it been produced for True Blue or Like a Prayer. It would have worked, or fallen on the side of “This Used to be a Playground”, but Orbit's production provides it with a bed so interesting and powerful that it elevates the song while at the same time, allowing it to shine. Madonna sounds great and the song is lovely, haunting, ominous, and a whole slew of other adjectives.
It's doubtless that this record wouldn't sound as good were it not for Orbit's production and music. But it probably wouldn't exist save for that, since Madonna and her team wrote words to the music Orbit created.

Grade: A
A Side: Ray of Light, Shanti/Ashtangi, Frozen
BlindSide: Drowned World/Substitute for Love, Skin, Sky Fits Heaven
DownSide: Little Star



Madonna – Music – 2000

I'm not sure how I feel about this. Music is definitely listenable. It's earnest in it's club appeal. But it also seems to have turned a 180 from the Girl Power of just 11 years before. When Madge sings “It's amazing what a boy can do...” I feel like she's left the equanimity patrol behind and has decided to pander to the burgeoning Britney crowd. Is this was a 40 year old Madonna wants? Maybe I'm being harsh here. Since that song is one of the few Orbit collaborations as Madonna has a new co-conspirator, French DJ/mixmaster Mirwais Ahmadzai whose use of vocoder and electro-beats tries to take the work on the preceding record and bore further into club culture. It's the Orbit songs that work the least on this album. They feel like leftovers next to the new stuff. On the other hand, “What it feels like for a girl” tries at least to have a point of view. The song is crap, but she's trying.
But that stuff just leaves me flat. And I think Madge is bored. I think she wants to raise her kid, live her life, enjoy being herself and not pressured by being an icon 24/7.
There are a few high points. The title track, for instance. And “Don't Tell Me” which is as cutting edge and interesting as anything Madonna has ever sold.
And it's well made. About half of the time it isn't boring but the other half of the time, it's not doing anything new for me.
Stick with Ray of Light and take a pass on this, save a few tracks.

Grade C+
A Side: Music, Don't Tell Me
BlindSide: Nobody's Perfect



Madonna – American Life – 2003

3.5minutes into “American Life” I'm thinking, “I kind of dig this!” And then this happens:
I'm drinking a Soy latte
I get a double shot
It goes right through my body
And you know
I'm satisfied,
I drive my mini cooper
And I'm feeling super-dooper
Yo they tell I'm a trooper
And you know I'm satisfied
I do yoga and pilates
And the room is full of hotties
So I'm checking out the bodies
And you know I'm satisfied
I'm digging on the isotopes
This metaphysic's shit is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I'm satisfied
I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
And a driver and a jet
A trainer and a butler
And a bodyguard or five
A gardener and a stylist
Do you think I'm satisfied?
I'd like to express my extreme point of view
I'm not Christian and I'm not a Jew
I'm just living out the American dream
And I just realized that nothing Is what it seems

And you want to die.

Then “Hollywood” starts and it's worse. Worse than that preceding rap. You read that right. It's like Madonna moved away from America and realized that her life was a sham. She seems to hate EVERYTHING. Fame, glamour, success. This feels more confessional and at the same time a venomous contempt filled screed. And that's just three songs in!
By “Nobody Knows Me” it's clear that I am not interested, on this record, in Madonna. It's Mirwai that kicks ass. The music beds are great. But anyone could have provided vox and it would have sounded the same.
“Nothing Fails” tries to emulate the trip-folk of “Don't Tell Me” but, that trick's been done. It's such a good one that it doesn't hold up a second time.
By the time songs that I actually like, like “Intervention” & “X-Static Process” turn up, I've sort of tuned out.
This is the mid-life crisis Madonna. Who knew that this was going to happen? Regret? Disillusionment?
Surprise, Madonna grew up.
I'll give her a pass for that. I won't recommend the record. But I give her props for working out her issues in public.

Grade C-
A Side: Nothing blows me away
BlindSide: X-Static Process, Intervention, Easy Ride
DownSide: American Life, Hollywood





Madonna – Confessions on a Dance Floor – 2005

70s fonts. Dance leotards. Fuck me pumps. It's disco Madonna.
There's no point in going song by song. They all serve one purpose. Get people grinding on the dance floor.
I refuse to say that this is a bad thing, however. What I want from my Madonna is exactly what this record provides. And I'm not talking about beats n rhythms.
From the start Madonna was the representative club rat. Disco diva. She didn't just know the haunts. She was the queen of those haunts. As a result she was always just a nano second ahead of the trend so, whether she led the trend or just appropriated it she seemed like a pioneer.
This is what worked with her early records and later, with Ray of Light. Even, to an extent, with Music although that is the first time I feel her really slipping.
Well, not totally true. I think on Erotica Maddie was trying so hard to lead the charge that she messed up and missed it. Then she got mixed up in all that jazz of Dick Tracy and the broadway of Evita that she forgot who she was and what she was selling.
There has been a blossoming 80s revival happening for a while. Rock bands like Ima Robot, The Killers, and others have been playing the retro card to great successes. But there hasn't been a true retro dance movement. Mainly because that stuff is so steeped in technology that the producers are always pushing forward.
So, Madonna looks back. Samples, beats, rhythms but most of all, glitter ball disco.
And it works. I couldn't tell you one song from another if you put a gun to my head. But that's okay. Because you don't go to a club and say, “What song was that?” anymore. You just....go and experience.
And that's what Confessions is. An experience. It starts off with promise, it gets darker and darker as the evening progresses. When it's over you should know who you're going home with and have already grinded up against her or him enough to know what's in store.
I dig it. (And any time someone samples “the Popcorn Song” as she does on “Forbidden Love” I am so very happy)

Grade: B+
A Side: Hung Up, Get Together, Sorry
BlindSide: Future Love, Forbidden Love
DownSide: There are no real lows. As long as you realize what you're in for.



Madonna – Hard Candy – 2008

Well, this is the single ugliest cover I've ever seen on a Madonna record. Considering how important packaging has always been to her how did she let this mess happen?
It looks like a rejected idea from Britney Spears circa Blackout. Only that had some =, I dunno, craft.
The shorts Madge is wearing make her look like she's wearing old lady granny panties. And licking those straps...what're ya selling me here, Madge? No matter how hard you try I still know you're pushing 50 and have two kids. I can't divorce myself from that.
And I don't want a candy-floss Madonna. Not when she's already taken those steps forward on Ray of Light just ten years before and shown us all what a real leader/Diva can be all about.
Blech.
For the first time ever I get the sense that Madonna isn't trying to lead but instead she's so concerned that the dance pop movement has moved on without her that she's decided to follow the charts and try to capture some relevance. How else to explain the Timbaland/Neptunes/Timberlake flava on this record? Kanye West???
Madge, other people are doing this already. And they are doing it better.
When you sing “Come on into my store, cuz my sugar is sweet” I wanna throw up. I want my sexual come ons from young girls. You're making me think about your vag and it's a half century old and it's pushed TEENAGERS out of it.
So many steps forward over the past 20 years undone by pandering shit like this.
It's not easy to make yourself sound like a guest on your own record but that's what she's done on the single, “4 Minutes”. Pitchfork put it best: “But lead single "4 Minutes" doesn't sound like the best working with the best: It sounds complacent, like a pop supergroup high-fivin' each other”.
I'm not saying that I don't want my Madonna sexy. But what makes a Milf so appealing isn't that you can have easy sex with her. Well, not just that. It's that Milfs know what the fuck they are doing. They aren't begging. We don't want cougars begging us for sex. And Madonna has always behaved as though she knew the bedroom better than you. She was in charge. This just feels like a hollow one night stand.

Grade C-
A Side:
BlindSide: Miles Away, Voices
DownSide: Hard Candy,

Listening Post: Meat Loaf

These were originally posted earlier this year at allenlulu.com



Meat Loaf – Bat Out of Hell – 1978

Here's something I didn't know: Writer Jim Steinman had been working on a sci-fi musical version of Peter Pan called Neverland. Three of the songs from Bat Out of Hell were from that show. The title track, Heaven Can Wait and All Revved Up...
BooH is that great culmination of Boomer loves in the 70s. Musical Theater rock, Bruce Springsteen and the 50s. All wrapped up in an opulent Marvin Aday. My own band, Throttle Back Sparky, had been compared to Meat and his crew many times. It wasn't without reason. I loved, but was unable to write nearly as well, great, corpulent rock. So, it's no wonder I adore this record. But I haven't heard it in its entirety for about two decades.

Opening with the car crash epic title track Bat would set a standard followed much by Steinman and Aday. Single? Who gives a shit? Our singles are 9 minutes long. Cut 'em down if you want.

And that's the opening track. A tune that leaves Detroit Rock City so far in the dust Kiss might as well hang up their high heels.
There's a Beach Boys tinge to “You Took the Words Out of My Mouth”, with a nod to Phil Spector and his wall of sound. And that chorus, hookilicious.
After a side trip down ballad lane on the pedestrian “Heaven Can Wait” but it's immediately redeemed by the crunchy anthem rock of “All Revved Up with No Place to Go”.
You know if you get this record and a couple Boomtown Rats spinners and add them to your Springsteen you could have one hell of a working class weekend.

Quick note: Is it surprising that Roy Bittan played piano and Max Weinberg played drums on this spinner? Nope.

Side Two opens with the better ballad, “Two Out of Three Ain't Bad”. Where's my hairbrush/mic? “I'm Crying Icicles instead of tears...”, “Ain't no coupe de ville hiding at the bottom of a crackerjack box”, holy moley this song is begging for a late night rendezvous on Cadillac Mountain, some cheap wine and the sunrise over Frenchman's Bay.

And then there's the epic genius. The bastard child of “Greased Lightning” and The Rocky Horror Show. “Paradise by the Dashboard Light”. Put this one right up next to The Knack's “Good Girls Don't” and you have a one-two punch of dirty, defiling that your parents weren't paying attention to.
And there's just no better song to Air-Guitar/drum/piano to.

Uncompromisingly, the album closes with an 8 minute coda. “For Crying Out Loud” builds from a duet between Meat and Bittan's piano and gives way to a symphony where Meat is far from outmatched. In great stead, he's possibly found his calling. By the end of Bat Out of Hell, he deserves an orchestra.

Bat Out of Hell is a near perfect record. One that stands the test of time. A true rock epic.

Grade A+
A Side: Bat Out of Hell, You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth, All Revved Up with No Place to Go, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad, Paradise By the Dashboard Light
BlindSide: For Crying Out Loud.



Jim Steinman – Bad For Good – 1981

You can't do a listening post of Meat Loaf and not review the follow up to Bat Out of Hell. Even if Meat wasn't able to sing the songs, the ghost of his corpulence is all over this thing.

Quick notes: Steinman wrote two of the greatest uber-80s tracks: “Holding Out For a Hero” and “Total Eclipse of the Heart”. Nuff said. On to the album.

The title of this entire review and theme throughout will probably be “Steinman is no Meat”. It's like listening to Ace Frehley. He writes some good shit. He's a great player. With good ideas. But he doesn't have the voice or charisma to carry off the bombast.

After relentless touring and vocal problems, Meat Loaf lost his voice. But the label was clamoring for a new Steiman/Loaf rekkid. The tracks were written, laid down and Meat couldn't do it. So, instead of waiting, Jim Steinman stepped in and, hubris to hell, sang the songs that would have been done so much better by Meat.

The title track screams that this record is missing the good ol corpulent rocker. It's a great rocker. Energetic, exciting, bombastic. But, well, you get it.
The wanna-ballad, “Lost Boys and Golden Girls” starts off promising but descends into mediocrity pretty quickly.
I almost prefer the talk-poetry of “Love and Death and the American Guitar” to the rest of the album. It's like 'No Anchovies Please' from J.Geils' Love Stinks. Only less funny and nowhere near as clever. But it does carom into “Stark Raving Love” a song excellent in every respect save for Steinman's voice.

Maybe it isn't fair to review this album comparing it to what could have been. But it's just so hard. Since its SUPPOSED to be a Meat Loaf record.

Oh, well. Back to it, I guess.

Nowhere is this more obvious and problematic than on “Out of the Frying Pan and into the Fire”. It would have made a specTACular Meat Loaf song. And Steinman is a poor replacement. Still, it's rousing as hell. And ripping off his own “Paradise” on “Dance in my Pants” make the record feel even more hollow. And “Left in the Dark”...well, it needs the Meat, man. It's not even that Steinman can't do it justice. He's not the right singer for it. No way, no how. There are tons of people who could have pulled this off better. He's not one of them.

Grade: C-
A Side: Bad for Good
Blind Side: Stark Raving Love, Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire,
DownSide: Surf's Up, Dance in my Pants, Left in the Dark



Meat Loaf – Dead Ringer – 1981

From the opening pulse of “Peel Out”, Dead Ringer carries more promise than Bad for Good. Released during the same year, Ringer is such a welcome change from the cringeworthy badness of Bad.
Written by Jim Steinman but without his otherwise involvement, this was the true follow up to Bat Out of Hell, at least from the perspective of anyone wanting to see what Meat Loaf was gonna do next.

The thing about these songs is I agree with the Allmusic review where they say that Rundgren knew when the songs should end and his absence is what’s primarily wrong with Dead Ringer. Actually, I don't think he knew “when” as much as “How”. As in how to craft their theatricality and bombast to a point where they would climax, treating each song like a sexual rock and roll dance. Meat Loaf, producing himself, doesn't quite get that. Instead he just lets choruses go on and on and figures that counts as bombast and style. It doesn't. And it hurts the record overall.
From there it's one unmemorable track after another, each one trying to out-theatrical the last. And it makes me wonder if, after Bat Out of Hell, the world needs another Meat Loaf record at all.

Grade C
A Side: Peel Out, Dead Ringer for Love
BlindSide: I'm gonna love her for Both of us




Meat Loaf – Midnight at the Lost and Found – 1983

Well, this was fast. It doesn't usually happen this quickly. Normally there is a gradual decline in quality especially when an artist has reached the heights achieved by Marvin Aday so early.

Proving without a shadow of a doubt that Meat is a vessel and the “meat” comes from Jim Steinman, Loaf put out the contractual obligation record with no contribution from his svengali.

It sort of sucks. I'll sit through it, so you don't have to, but I won't go on. It starts off awful and it's a bumpy ride all the way through.

The title track tries really and it almost makes it. It's stupid and repetitive and doesn't know that it's only a 2 minute song, but it does it's best. So does “Wolf at the Door” but they are sketches at best. There's no Rundgren or Steinman to carry them over the threshold. Even the cover of Chuck Berry's “The Promised Land” falls short of inspiration. And that song is almost impossible to get wrong.

The rest is just an amalgam of bad. And Meat's blubbery visage on the cover doesn't really help matters, y'know?

Grade: D
A Side: Midnight at the Lost and Found
DownSide: You Can Never Be Too Sure About the Girl




Meat Loaf – Bad Attitude – 1984

On the title track of this attempt to pay off lawsuits and creditors it almost sounds like Meat is back. He's brought in the great voice of Roger Daltrey and is apeing Brian May's guitar sound. The song drives and harkens back to the first record or maybe Dead Ringer, actually. And elsewhere he's actually picked up a couple Steinman tunes. He's trying, I'll give him that. He's even brought in one of the ubiquitous Kulick brothers to lay down some heavy licks. It's kind of a return to form.
“Modern Girl” is a terrific single. During the synth/dance heavy 80s I'll say that I am impressed that Meat Loaf was still peddling this sound. And he deserves kudos for not jumping trends.
No sooner do I get to write that then the first of the Steinman songs, “Nowhere Fast” comes on with it's Devo rhythm and synths. It's not terrible, though. It's actually invigorating. Or am I just biased because I want it to be good since it's Steinman? I didn't care much for “Surf's Up” when it was on Bad for Good but it doesn't bother me that much here.
If “Piece of the Action” could sound more like Bruce Springsteen I don't know how. “Cheatin in Your Dreams” is that great 80s John Parr-sounding quasi-anthem. It should. It's written by Parr. Parr could have been a new Steinman for Meat had the latter not forgotten to introduce him at a concert and left the former feeling dissed.

Poor Meat. I wonder if he will ever recover.

Grade C-
A Side: Bad Attitude, Modern Girl
BlindSide: Nowhere Fast




Meat Loaf – Blind Before I Stop – 1986

Meat has stated that he would have rather waited to work with Steinman again than record but his contract with Arista required that he create material.

Such is this album. Let's liveblog.

1.“Execution Day” - The kind of forgettable 80s synth-laden MOR crap we've heard before. Cheap Trick was forced to do this with “The Flame”. It's a sad note in their career. It's just as bad here.
2.“Rock and Roll Mercenaries” - Picture “Owner of a Lonely Heart” mixed with John Parr and...oh, I dunno...Scorpions. That's this song.
3.“Gettin' Away with Murder” - Generic Faltermeyer music.

Ugh. I just muddled my way through the rest of this. Except for the title track and the anthemic “Burning Down” this is a useless recording. If you have it, make it a coaster.

Grade: D
A Side: Blind Before I Stop
BlindSide: Burning Down
DownSide: Masculine




Meat Loaf – Bat Out of Hell II: Back Into Hell – 1993

Yes! Here we go.
Just listen to that opening track. Eleven freaking minutes! “I'd Do Anything for Love (But I won't do that)”! Big, bombastic, epic, operatic. It's exactly what you would want from the sequel to the adolescent angst of Bat I.
Like many I wondered, “What is it that he won't do?????” Until I read that each verse lists two things the singer would do and one that he wouldn't and the choruses are reflecting that. Oh, just great.
Steinman is the perfect writer for Meat. Without him, he hasn't been able to do anything that doesn't sound hollow. It's not like Steinman needs Meat. After all this is the guy who made a fortune off the first record BUT also wrote the smash hits “Total Eclipse of the Heart” and “Holding Our for a Hero”. I don't imagine he needs more cash. But that makes this project even more honest. Steinman considers himself a genius. He thinks the world needs to hear these songs. And it's that honesty and self-deification that he brings to Bat 2.

The grandiloquence doesn't stop there. No, sir. “Life is a Lemon...” is a big, blustery tune of dissatisfaction with life. And that's one of the things I like about this record. The future is behind the writer and singer. They are old(er). They've learned some shit, seen some shit and they've got real opinions. Sex isn't about finagling and cajoling. It's earned, it's bored, boring and a whole host of other adjectives.

The paean to rock and roll (“Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through”) is so earnest it's almost treacly. But, like the first epic, you buy it.

A lot of this record benefits from the era. Had it been made just a couple years before it would have, more than likely, been bogged down with 80s-style synth-drums. That big, over produced, bloat of a sound that permeated all the Rawk of the mid 80s, and is all over the previous Loaf albums. In their stead, we are back to real drums, thick sounds, deep but never hollow, never too much reverb, or echo. It's gigantic, as it should be, and therefore rewarding.
Nowhere is this more evident than on “It Just Won't Quit”, a SEVEN minute ballad that really should be much shorter. But, works anyway.
And then we're back in business with “Out of the Frying Pan (and into the Fire) & “Objects in the Mirror May Appear Closer than They Are”. Between them they are about 17 minutes of RockOpera. The former is a power machine that defies you not to air piano and was so unmemorable on Steinman's Bad for Good mediocrity. It's not recognizable here. Proving that Meat was meant to sing Jim's songs the way Lisa was meant to pose for Leonardo.
The latter is a Bruce Springsteen song gone Wagner. The car, the crash, the nostalgia, all of it wrapped around urgent theatricality in the vocals. It's rock for the 30 something boomer. Who, at this time, were the perfect audience for this record. They were 18-20 when the first Bat came out and now they have kids and old friends they haven't seen in a while and lives filled with disappointments and sediment. Sure, it's 10 minutes long. So what? “Jungleland” was 9. No, this isn't a “Jungleland” but still, so what?
A lot of this record can be heard on others. Like “Wasted Youth”, a reworked monologue that was known as “Love & Death & an American Guitar” on Bad for Good. “It Just Won't Quit” could be found on Pandora's Box's record “Original Sin” which also featured “Good Girls Go To Heaven (Bad Girls Go Everywhere), also here. And “Lost Boys & Golden Girls” is another holdover from Bad for Good. All of which just keeps proving that thesis that the sum of Meat Loaf + Steinman is better than the parts alone.
There are fucking BAGPIPES at the end of “Everything Louder than Everything Else”, man. How awesome is that???
And just when you think you've got a real handle on what this disc is all about, the swing-time horns of “Good Girls, etc” throw everything for a loop and revitalize the whole affair. I do sort of hate the instrumental “Back Into Hell” and I think “Lost Boys” while just fine, is unnecessary. But still and all. A great record.

Grade: A
A Side: I'd Do Anything For Love
BlindSide: Out of the Frying Pan, Objects in the Rearview Mirror, Everything Louder than Everything Else, Good Girls Go to Heaven




Meat Loaf – Welcome to the Neighborhood – 1995

1.Where the Rubber Meets the Road – Meatie finally gets it. He seems to have a pretty good understanding on how to craft a Steinman-esque tune. It's nowhere near as powerful, cheeky or smart as Jim's work but it's a close approximation

Some of my favorite players in the world are on this record. Most notably Steve Van Zandt, continuing the mining of E Streeters for Meat's albums, to a lesser interesting extent Sammy Hagar and, most pleasing to me, Rick Springfield's guitarist, Tim Pierce.

2.I'd Lie for You & That's the Truth – A Diane Warren single. Sounds like everything Diane Warren ever wrote for any band. Epic balladeering at it's most unctuous.
3. Original Sin – A Steinman tune. One that appeared on his svengali project, “Pandora's Box”. I've never heard that version. But I love it when Meat meets Steinman so I'm down with it. It could have fit on Bat II.
4.45 seconds of Ecstasy – Huh? Who is this? Why is this here? Ummm...who is this click singing this song? I don't get it.
5. Running for the Red Light (I Gotta Life) – Tries to be a barnburner. Comes across as third rate Rocky Horror song. Make that second rate. It's one of the more successful tracks on a mediocre record.

By this time it's obvious that Meat Loaf is a vessel for a specific type of event: The Jim Steinman Show. Without Jim Meat would have been no where. Well, not nowhere. He would more than likely continued on his pace of acting career, etc. But he would never have been a megastar and he's been trying to keep that machine running for years. More power to him, but he's not fooling anyone.

6.Fiesta De Las Almas Perdidas – A latin inspired, mariachi interlude. Okie dokie. No idea why this is here. But, sure. Why not. Has nothing to do with Meat Loaf but, okay.
7.Left in the Dark – Streisand covered this? Really? This was one of my least liked songs on Bad For Good. With Meat at the mic, however...it's better. Not great but his voice suits it so much better. He's more earnest and desperate and romantically determined.
8. Not a Dry Eye in the House – Another Diane Warren track. It's almost like she was tasked to listen to the Bat albums and go write something for Meat, then came back with something she already had lying around that she thought might fit if she reworked it a bit. It's basically a repeat of the title over and over until it's hammered you into submission so that you think that the album is named, Not a Dry Eye in the House, and then you cry because Diane Warren is rich and you live in a studio apartment on Long Island.
9. Amnesty is Granted – This past year Adam Lambert opened his album with a track written by Justin Hawkins of The Darkness. It's my favorite tune on that record. This one is written by Sammy Hagar. I loves me some Haggar. Side note: Haggar wrote “I've Done Everything for You” that was covered by Rick Springfield. Tim Pierce played guitar on that vastly superior single. Means nothing. But I know it.
10.If this is the Last Kiss (Let's Make it Last All Night) – Another Diane Warren song!!! But it doesn't sound like one. It has balls. Well, Warren Balls. Warren Balls. That's a great comic book uber rich super villain name. It's got that quintessential Meat Loafian bigness with an anonymous back up singer duetting with him. It's fine. Harmless.
11. Martha – Tom Waits wrote this song. No shit. Tom fucking Waits. Meat almost over sings it. Waits' ballads are delicate, fragile. It's a curio, deserving to be at the end of the record. And weird.
12. Where Angels Sing – A nice Steinman-esque coda to the whole affair.

Welcome to the Neighborhood is precisely what one would expect from a Meat Loaf record sans maestro. Harmless. Sometimes fun. But you don't need to hear it.

Grade C
A Side: Original Sin
BlindSide: Running for the Red Light, Amnesty is Granted




Meat Loaf – Couldn't Have Said it Better – 2003

From the opening strains of the first/title cut, it's obvious that this won't be any different than any other Meat Loaf record. The only question will be, 'Are the songs any good?”.
I also kind of like this first cut.
I didn't read anything about the record before I started listening. But then I got antsy and started to research.
Um...Nikki Sixx??? From Motley Crue??
And then I remembered that I actually liked Nikki's solo, The Heroin Diaries.
And James Michael who was a collaborator on that Sixx record and worked with Motley Crue.
But this sounds NOTHING like a Motely Crue record. Far from it. Or maybe it does, it's just that there's pianos here and Loafie's theatrical voice.
Michael, Sixx and another songwriter, Jo Davidson, who is credited with one track on the album make up the first “Chapter” on Couldn't.
The first chapter is more operatic than Meat has sounded, even on Bat 2. Where that was filled with histrionics and ballyhoo, there are softer moments, like “Did I Say That?” that have, if it's possible, more resonance than that stellar release. But that it's followed by the sickly sweet, “Why Isn't that Enough”, a song I never ever want to hear again. Like Diane Warren by the numbers, only not written by the Maestress, instead it's by the Jo Davidson dude. Wherever it came from, send it back. After that fiasco, we are back to the Heroin Boys and they really salvage the first part of this album.
The Intermezzo interlude sounds like someone found some cuts from Titanic on the floor and decided to include them. It doesn't hurt the album, even though I'm not sure who tunes in to Meat Loaf looking for a musical interlude...
The second chapter revs things up with the driving “Testify”, by Better Than Ezra's Kevin Griffin. In it's own way, it's the finest track on the album and the least I would expect from Meat Loaf. A little rock, a little gospel, but never over the top. This style continues with “Tear Me Down” by Stephen Trask, the writer of Hedwig & The Angry Inch. It seems like Loafy might have finally found some songs that do him justice.
Like the first half, this half suffers from annoying balladeering. But what else do we expect from Diane Warren? Why do people keep buying her stuff???? And that's nothing compared to “Do it” which sounds like a leftover Roger Taylor track from a late 70s Queen record. Just awful.
And the Dylan cover? “Forever Young”. Ugh. Like the Tom Waits track on the previous album, it just has no place in Loaf's throat.
All that aside, There's enough good stuff on “Couldn't Have Said it Better” to make it probably the best non-Bat Out of Hell record in Meat Loaf's oevre.

Grade C+
A Side: Couldn't Have Said it Better, Did I Say That?
BlindSide: Testify, Tear Me Down,
DownSide: Why Isn't That Enough, You're Right I Was Wrong, Do It, Forever Young



Meat Loaf – Bat Out of Hell III: The Monster is Loose - 2006

Well, let's face it. This is a marketing ploy. It's like slapping the name “Die Hard” on an overbloated action flick and claiming it as part of the canon. It isn't. It's just to sell a few more units.
What's really obvious on this record, though, is that Desomnd Child (the producer and occassional contributor) and Nikki Sixx, while I like their work, are NOT Jim Steinman.
The opening track makes this fact truer when you lay it next to the cover of Steinman's “Bad for Good”.
“The Monster is Loose” is an attempt at Goth Metal and just comes across as embarrassing, whereas “Bad for Good” proves all along just how great that follow up record would have sounded if Meat could have sung it back in 1980.
AND AND AND! Adding Brian May's guitar to that track makes me wish that Meat would get together with Rundgren, Steinman and May and just re-record that fucking second record. There has never been a guitarist that fits the Meat Loaf sound like Queen's Axeman.
The biggest problem with Bat 3 is that it keeps dropping turds all over the place, like Child's “Blind as a Bat” and Diane Warren's “Cry Over Me”, when it has gems like “It's All Coming Back to Me Now” and the crazy epic, “In the Land of the Pig, the Butcher is King”. I don't think I recall any song in Meat's catalog quite like this one. It's grand guignol goth opera, and unlike so much of Steinman's songs that Meat has recorded, it's not about tortured love or angst. It almost feels like it fell off a larger score. Like Sweeney Todd for the rock opera sect. (I just looked it up and it turns out that it was intended to be reworked for Steinman's Batman musical, so, there ya go) Steve Vai's schizophrenic guitars elevates the whole thing to the stratosphere. Followed by the Carmina Burana inspired “Monstro”, for a while the record makes me believe in it. If only it had been stripped of the Diane Warren-ism it could have been a remarkable album. Child even redeems himself with the Holly Knight co-penned “Alive”. Sure it sounds like it could have been written for Bon Jovi, but Meat adds that extra helping of musical theater and it explodes.
The rest of the record just continues building on these themes. Bigger, bigger, bigger. At some point it even seems like it's gonna start sounding like a U2 record (“What about Love”)
The last three Steinman tracks are what you'd expect. I don't particularly think Loafy needed any of the other songs. Just record Jim's stuff, Marvin. That's where the gold is. And Jennifer Hudson does a great job on “The Future Ain't What it Used to Be”.
I like Bat 3 more than I thought I would. But I'm also a sucker for this kind of stuff. I want a lot of theater in my rock, but I don't want rock in my theater. Go figure.

Grade: B-
A Side: Bad for Good, Alive
Blind Side: It's All Coming Back to Me Now, In the land of the pig..., If God could Talk
DownSide: Blind as a Bad, The Monster is Loose, Cry to Heaven



Meat Loaf – Hang Cool Teddy Bear – 2010

I love Rob Cavallo. I think American Idiot and The Black Parade are worthy entries into the grand pantheon of rock opera epics.
So, what happens when he gets hired by Meat Loaf? Let's find out.

You get a big, rock opera type sound. Set against a “theme” of being told through the eyes of a soldier, depicting his possible futures....um...kay.

The first song, “Peace on Earth” is what you'd expect from someone if they said, “Hey! American Idiot was great! I loved “Jesus of Suburbia! But, I sort of already did that rambling multi-part opera and I should at least get in the game, huh?”

So, you get a confused, non-melodic mess.

The soaring guitars, yelping and bellowing singer, full stops, car imagery, 16th note loving pianos, screeching female backup singers. It's all there. Like a formula. “Living on the Outside” is perhaps the most cutting of this cookie. The formula works, but while you hear it, it just makes me want to hear the Bat albums or Couldn't Have Said it Better. I get it.

“Los Angeloser”, with a title that sounds like it fell off a Motley Crue record, is a mid-tempo rocker with, I'm sad to say, “scratching”. Yeah, that's not 15 years too late, Meat. Only Loafy would try to turn his record into a Bloodhound Gang record.

This record plays a little like The Towering Inferno of records. Threadbare musical ideas hung together with star guest players. Check it:

Kara DioGuardi: Vocals on "If I Can't Have You"
Hugh Laurie: Piano on "If I Can't Have You"
Jack Black: Background Vocals on "Like a Rose"
Brian May: Guitar on "Love is Not Real"
Steve Vai: Guitar on "Love is Not Real" and "Song of Madness"
Really?
Hugh Laurie? House?
Yes.

“If I Can't Have You” is written by Kara DioGuard and is every bit the pile of suck that you imagine it would be. House ain't bad, though.
“Love is Not Real” is a terrible song that wastes both Brian May AND Steve Vai. Seriously, I thought if those two played together the universe might open up and descend upon us the greatest rock god creation could muster.
Instead, it's just a shitty song.
It says a lot when the best song is by Bon Jovi. “Elvis in Vegas” is something that could have fallen off The Circle.

I don't know if I had a predisposition to not liking this record simply because I knew there was no Steinman abounding. It doesn't matter. I really don't like it. It's ugly. And it's no fun. At all.

Grade: D
A Side: Peace on Earth, Elvis in Vegas
BlindSide: Living on the Outside, Like a Rose
DownSide: Love is Not Real, Did You Ever Love Somebody