ZZ Top - El Loco
#316
By Timothy Daniels
July 1981
ZZ Top
El Loco
Genre: ZZ Top Boogie Rock
Allen’s Rating: 3 out of 5
Timothy’s Rating: 2 out of 5
Tube Snake Boogie: Ohhhh yeaaahhh. Boogie boogie. Boogie Boogie. I mean if someone can’t move a little to this song I don’t trust where their sole is from. It’s long hair, pickup trucks made entirely of chrome and yellow for some reason, driving past a ten foot tall guitar in Vegas. It’s about as ZZtop as it gets. Which is to say there might as well be no lyrics at all, they are meaningless basic gibberish, and the guitar is good. That’s ZZtop. It reached number four on the charts and that sounds about right.
I Wanna Drive You Home is a little slow and reminds me of something you ignore just after your song plays on the jukebox. You would skip it if you could. At some point I did just that.
Same with Ten Foot Pole. After hearing the last two songs I’m quite convinced that they make decent music on the guitar, and then at the last minute think of a catchy phrase and just keep repeating it along with some gibberish and call it a song. Their guitar solos are always fun, their lyrics could have been written by my niece. She can’t speak yet.
Leila is another background song but it’s got a real night out on the town in Tampa with your girl feel to it. It went to #77 on the charts. That sounds about right.
Don’t Tease Me sounds like The title of a really good Rolling Stone song. It’s too bad that it’s not. Instead it’s a song that I couldn’t listen to in entirety.
It’s so hard is a nice quiet jam. Yeah. I’m okay with this mood song. It’s not special but it’s not awful
Pearl Necklace was the only song I recognized immediately. This kind of reminds me of the early MTV days, I was really young but I remember falling in love with videos and watching them all of the time and my parents hated it. I had to start doing it with an old tv in the basement. I hooked up some cable wirespliiter thing which was how you got cable on two televisions for free illegally I think: and boom, my quintessential basement room was born.
Groovy Little Hippie Pad is a synth song that’s definitely a period piece.
Heaven, Hell or Houston is a strange song. It sounds like it was Magic Mike from the Beastie Boys first project when he was 10. You can hear a couple interesting things but it’s not ready to be heard on an album. I stuck it out, because as always the ZZtop brilliancy of guitar suddenly appears to really save the day. Damn those boys can burst out a solo. Too bad it’s in the middle of this mess because it’s otherwise good.
Party on the Patio sounds like something I made up when I wanted to be in a band, like all comedians as they say. It sounds about as good as something I would have done. It’s of course saved by what? A guitar. Sorta.
This album would have been better served by picking the 2 best songs and having a good song and a B side. Tube Snake Boogie with ... I don’t even know.
1 star. Okay... 2. That’s just because I love ZZ Top‘s smooth guitar. And their other albums.
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