Queen for a Day - Cool Cat

Oh, when Freddie and John get together they create.....

crap.

This really isn't a Queen song, per se. All the instruments, including the drum programming, is played by John. John doesn't sing. (Except for backing vocals) I have no idea what his singing voice would even sound like.

So, after that atrocious first side of dance music, you thought it was over, didn'tcha? No, the boys just can't resist.

There's no song here. It's just a groove that wants soooooo badly to be a luther vandross joint...in falsetto.

I have successfully avoided this piece of shit for 20 years. Thanks to this project I got to remember just why I hate it so much.

Grade: D-