Cleans with the Power of Parsely!

In LA we have a supermarket called "Whole Foods". The stuff is all environmentally safe and shit. And all the crispies and wannabes shop there. It is the most expensive supermarket I have ever been in. You have to take a loan to go grocery shopping there.
We never go. But a friend of ours is coming for dinner and she is allergic to everything, wheat, gluten, beef, air, gravity. So, we went there to get some stuff we know she can eat and I picked up some Spelt. Gonna try to make cookies for her.
And then we saw this stuff. I couldn't bear to buy it. But, seriously, is this the marketing campaing???
Does it make you wanna go git some?