Wednesday, September 25, 2019

The 1985 Listening Post - The Chris Stamey Group - Christmas Time


The Chris Stamey Group - Christmas Time


#525/1156
1985 Housekeeping
The Chris Stamey Group
Christmas Time
Genre: Omg it’s Christmas music
2 out of 5



So, we finally get to the end of 1985. Guys. 525 records. What a year. And we end it with a little burst of Holiday Power Pop. 
I’m one of those people who think that the dB’s are aight. They don’t do much for me and that’s weird cuz I love Power Pop. But you know what? I really don’t LOVE Power Pop. It’s actually too soft for me. It’s a notch above soft rock and I know that’s part of the appeal but I want it to have a bit more crunch. For me, Power Pop has always been the beginnings of beta-male rock. It really wasn’t until Rick Springfield and the board at Sound City that the sound really worked and came into it’s own. Rick fucked. So did Robin Zander. Eric Carmen longed. Brian Wilson was desperate for love. And that’s the difference. 
So, this is all sweet and stuff but I won’t ever play it again. 
(…watches an exodus of Listening Post members….)

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBJ7ztNazTVBeytEAkEK4HqoJC6xfqNaT

The 1985 Listening Post - Artists Against Apartheid - Sun City

Artists Against Apartheid - Sun City



#524/1155
1985 Housekeeping
Artists Against Apartheid
Sun City
Genre: It worked for Live Aid….
3.25 out of 5


Take one hook. Play it over and over and over and let a lot of people sing it. That seems to be the marching orders for the hit song here. It’s very urban and catchy but, at 9 minutes, it has more than word out its welcome. 
There was debate about whether to include this. It’s culturally relevant but it’s also not really a “rock” record, despite Steve Van Zandt’s appearance as motivating producer and writer. 
The Gabriel entry starts off with great premise but hoes absolutely nowhere. As though it was designed to accompany a video in a giant, outdoor arena. 
It’s all a relic of a bygone era. But none of it has the relistenability of even a No Nukes. 

 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBJ7ztNazTVDR-hUVLtZ652l0fKrrk2rO

The 1985 Listening Post - Chrome Molly - Stick It Out

Chrome Molly - Stick It Out



#523/1154
1985 Housekeeping
Chrome Molly
Stick It Out
Genre: Rawk
3.5 out of 5


Everything you need to know about this band: After they broke up, some of them continued on as Von Halen, a Van Halen cover band. 
Nuff said. 
Well, the guitar work on “Living a Lie” is pretty scorching. The guys try and they almost get there. But it’s mostly forgettable stuff. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Tygers of Pan Tang - The Wreck Age

Tygers of Pan Tang - The Wreck Age



#522/1153
1985 Housekeeping
Tygers of Pan Tang
The Wreck Age
Genre: Rawk
2.25 out of 5




Have we established that “Tygers of Pan Tang” is at once the weirdest name for a Power Rock non death metal band AND one of the greatest of all time? 
If not, we should settle that right now. 
However, musically, this is aggressively mediocre post-70s, early 80s hair rock. 
Honestly, it sounds like a Styx cover band tried writing their own tunes. Until the last song, “Forgive and Forget” which is a spot on latter day Freddie Mercury track. Don’t believe me? Give it a listen. 100%




The 1985 Listening Post - Jeffrey Lee Pierce - Wildweed

Jeffrey Lee Pierce - Wildweed


#521/1152
1985 Housekeeping
Jeffrey Lee Pierce
Wildweed
Genre: Undefined but very competent Rock
3.5 out of 5

Highlights:
Love and Desperation


As someone who never really loved The Gun Club it’s no surprise that I don’t have a lot to say about this. It starts off with a bang but it gets lost in it’s own perceived prowess and then it loses me. 
Its all super competent and everything but that’s the most I’m gonna say here. No surprise this didn’t get any traction. 

I’m probably nicer to this cuz this is where I’m currently writing from.





The 1985 Listening Post - The Armoury Show - Waiting for the Floods

The Armoury Show - Waiting for the Floods



#520/1151
1985 Housekeeping
The Armoury Show
Waiting for the Floods
Genre: 80s Rock
4.25 out of 5


Highlights:
A Feeling
Higher Than The World
Sleep City Sleep

Everything the 80s was about, synths & art school projects writing to fill giant halls is here on display with The Armoury Show. This is a band I hate writing about because my computer wants to autocorrect their name every damned time.
U2, Bowie, INXS, all of those guys did this sound just a bit better, with a lot more charisma and sex appeal. 
And that’s the only issue I have. The record doesn’t have its own personality. It should cuz the songs are great but it sounds like “every other synth rock stadium band”. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Helios Creed - X-Rated Fairy Tales

Helios Creed - X-Rated Fairy Tales



#519/1150
1985 Housekeeping
Helios Creed
X-Rated Fairy Tales
Genre: Space Rock
4.25 out of 5



This is the sound of not giving a fuck.
This weird and bonkers Space Rock album dares you to like it. And, if you told it you liked it, it would probably laugh in your face. But if you ignored it, it would neg you until you paid attention to it. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Plasticland - Wonder Wonderful Wonderland

Plasticland - Wonder Wonderful Wonderland



#518/1149
1985 Housekeeping
Plasticland 
Wonder Wonderful Wonderland 
Genre: Psychedelic Power Pop
4.25 out of 5

Highlights:
Gloria Night
Fairytale Hysteria
Flower Scene


What happened here? Why didn’t these guys get the recount they deserved? They are obviously at the top of their psychedelic power pop fusion game, inventing it and reinvented it st the same time. 
It’s almost like a send up of the genre while being slavishly devoted to it.


The 1985 Listening Post - E.G. Daily - The Wild Child

E.G. Daily - The Wild Child



#517/1148
1985 Housekeeping
E.G. Daily
The Wild Child
Genre: Pop
2.25 out of 5


Elizabeth Daily just sort of happened, right? 
One day we were just sitting there, minding our own business and the next this creature of knowing coquettish tomboy-ism was everywhere. 
Sure, this should never have been included but it’s Daily and my crush  needed to be quenched. 
You don’t need this. It’s pretty generic pseudo New Wave pop or Madonna wannabe and it fails to connect on any of those fronts. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Q5 - When the Mirror Cracks

Q5 - When the Mirror Cracks



#516/1147
1985 Housekeeping
Q5
When the Mirror Cracks 
Genre: Stadium Rock
3.25 out of 5

Aggressively generic stadium/radio rock. 
If you look up “anonymous sounding 80s rock” in the rock history book this won’t come up, only because it’s the very definition of the word. 



The 1985 Listening Post - Savage Republic - Ceremonial

Savage Republic - Ceremonial



#513/1146
December 1985
Savage Republic
Ceremonial
Genre: Experimental
3.5 out of 5

Highlights:
Walking Backwards 

Wow are we reaching the nadir or what?
I’m not even sure what this is or how to categorize it. 
Each track sounds like the last track  and they all sound like a soundtrack for a long drive that never arrives anywhere. 
If you take every psychedelic jangle rock band or The Dream Academy and remove the vocals that’s this record. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Tommy Shaw - What If?

Tommy Shaw - What It?




#512/1146
1985 Housekeeping
Tommy Shaw
What If?
Genre: Pop Rock
3.5 out of 5

Remo’s Theme (What If)
This Is Not a Test
True Confessions

You know what? I was expecting to hate this. And, coming on the heels of Giant Sand there was no way I could find much to love here, given the past one by the Styx axeman. 
On the contrary. With a sound that comes across as a hybrid Don Henley & Rick Springfield, the first side is packed with confectionary rock songs. 
It sagged for me on side two, dragging the rating down, pumped with filler, but for 80s synth laden/electric drums guitar power pop? Pretty good stuff. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Giant Sand - Valley of Rain

Giant Sand - Valley of Rain




#511/1145
December 1985
Giant Sand
Valley of Rain
Genre: Paisley dust bowl 
4.25 out of 

Highlights:
Death, Dying and Channel 5
Down on Town/Love’s No Answer
Torture of Love



Never heard of this band. If someone else has…do tell. I’m sure Sheffield has since a bunch of Poi Dog Pondering played in this thing.
I was blown away. 
I will post the pictures that accompanied my listen. On the road for 2 hours through the flat lands of Saskatchewan, heading back to Regina. This thing pounding away at my skull.
It’s so self assured, I almost liken it to an American Desert Nick Cave. Does that make sense?
I dunno. I just loved it. (And they are STILL recording)
It’s just a LOT. It does go on for a long while.


The 1985 Listening Post - Minutemen - 3 Way Tie for Last

Minutemen - 3 Way Tie for Last



#510/1144
December 1985
Minutemen 
3 Way Tie for Last
Genre: Post-Punk/Rock
4.75 out of 5

Highlights:
The Price of Paradise
The Red and the Black
No One


This is one helluva political record. Blatantly so. This isn’t Double Nickels. It’s a calm fury. More mature. What might they have done if not for...?
That BOC cover is fantastically bonkers. 
The entire thing is a surprising affair. I’m glad I finally became acquainted with D. Boon and the guys. 


The 1985 Listening Post - David Sylvian - Alchemy

David Sylvian - Alchemy



#509/1143
December 15 1985
David Sylvian
Alchemy
Genre: Ambient
2 out of 5

You know what you could do instead of listening to this? Go back to Laurie Anderson’s second record. Try some Peter Gabriel. Or Brian Eno’s excellent work. Everything you love about Eno’s ambient stuff is removed and what you’re left with is a pretentious and often ugly piece of claptrap. 
We should’ve skipped this one. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Fine Young Cannibals - Fine Young Cannibals

Fine Young Cannibals - Fine Young Cannibals


#508/1142
December 10 1985
Fine Young Cannibals
Fine Young Cannibals 
Genre: Soul Rock
3.5 out of 5

I truly never understood the hype. I mean this is Motown, right? It’s rock n soul. They didn’t break any ground or anything. This album does nothing for me. 
You know how I feel when the best track is the cover. In this case Gift’s voice on “Suspicious Minds” just annoys me. I don’t care much for his timbre, tenor or style. 
Also, what’s kind of terrible is how every song sounds just like the other one. 
I don’t get it, man.


The 1985 Listening Post - 7 Seconds - Walk Together, Rock Together

7 Seconds - Walk Together, Rock Together



#507/114
1985 Housekeeping
7 Seconds
Walk Together, Rock Together
Genre: Punk
3.5 out of 5



Happy punks, here. Uplifting. Positive. 
But, like most of this genre, it belongs in amber and in a time capsule marked “80s punk” so people can know what it was but never really have to revisit it. it’s weird to visit this sound, remember just how vital and important to me that it was but recognize how antiquated it is and, almost quaint. 
This is the soundtrack to empty pools and skateboards. 

The 1985 Listening Post - The Lucy Show - ...undone

The Lucy Show - ...undone


#506/1140
1985 Housekeeping
The Lucy Show
…undone
Genre: Psychedelic Rock
4 out of 5


Highlights:
Ephemeral (This Is Not Heaven)
White Space
Undone

You guys are 4 years too late to the party. This is an excellent entry to the post-rock, influenced by The Cure, Joy Division, et al world but I fear we are all done with it. 
They are really good at it, but by this time we all moved on. 
I think, had I heard it back then I might’ve felt the same way. 




https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBJ7ztNazTVC7dGJDyPbgN_uXTGqyH3ll  

The 1985 Listening Post - Overkill L.A. - Triumph of the Will

Overkill L.A. - Triumph of the Will


#505/1139
December 1985
Overkill L.A.
Triumph of the Will
Genre: Punk
3 out of 5


It’s muddy. It’s messy. It’s mid 80s punk. An island of a genre without a home. So it straddles Metal to better success than when most of Black Flag would try it. What’s weird is how good “American Dream” is, considering it’s a Ginn song. 
Most of this sounds like it was recorded to a 2 track at a rehearsal studio in the valley but a Motorhead cover band. 
Man, this thing is weird. It has no center. Spins off in a bunch of directions. But, it’s over. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11E_7qFeS9o&list=PL87428D8D78DD82E2

Thursday, September 19, 2019

The 1985 Listening Post - The Reivers - Translate Slowly

The Reivers - Translate Slowly



#505/1139
1985 Housekeeping
The Reivers
Translate Slowly
Genre: Indie/Jangle
4.75 out of 5



Highlights:
Araby
Blue Eyes
Things Don’t Change
Without My Sight


I’m sure there is a better mix of this record but, this is what we have. 
From the opening…it’s not possible that The Reivers weren’t REM fans. “Araby” is right out of the “9-9” playbook. 
There is a gentle paisley-ness to this thing. It isn’t as biting as Long Ryders or Lone Justice and it’s a bit too cute at times, but it’s really nice. In fact, that’s not enough of a superlative. I think it’s 7 years too early. 
Listen all the way through, it’s an underrated gem. 

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WawR-_6BgmQ&list=PLGxUJmoO9U0w1Z4lZ_yoBTzFEAUl-x4_F

The 1985 Listening Post - Jon Anderson - 3 Ships

Jon Anderson - 3 Ships



#504/1138
December 1985
Jon Anderson
3 Ships
Genre: Yes, It’s Christmas
3.25 out of 5


Highlights:
How It Hits You


Did Jon Anderson do the soundtrack to The Never-ending Story? If not, why did no one make that happen? It seems like a no brainer. 
So, we’ve reached the Christmas portion of the Listening Post. Woven through songs like “Easier Said Than Done” are strains of “O Come All Ye Faithful” but there’s nothing ON the album to indicate that it’s a Christmas record unless you look at the songlist and see the traditional stuff smattered throughout.  
Anderson inarguably benefits from Roy Thomas Baker’s production, making it more listenable that it might have been otherwise. 
You know what? I don’t love Anderson’s singing and I’ve never been a big fan of Yes but I might toss this on at Christmas-time just to mix things up from the tired and familiar stuff we hear every year. 


http://www.allmusic.com/album/three-ships-r609

The 1985 Listening Post - Daniel Johnston - Continuing Story

Daniel Johnston - Continuing Story



#503/1137
December 2 1985
Daniel Johnston
Continuing Story
Genre: Indie Lo-Fi
3.5 out of 5


Highlights:
Ain’t No Woman Gonna Make a George Jones Out of Me
Etiquette


It’s impossible to be objective. I’m listening to this 48 hours after Daniel died. 
How can you listen to this and not be moved by him? I think Johnston actually works better in retrospect post-mortem. His pathos is more poignant that way.
When he sings about relationships, lack thereof, like “I’m a Loner”, you can’t help but wonder if he’s making an excuse for his loneliness or just owning it. I’ve never seen the documentary but I will. 
Does Springsteen know how hard Daniel bit on “Cadillac Ranch” on “Funeral Home” rendering the former a shadow of itself and pointing out the ridiculousness of singing odes to cars when, obviously, those are death machines?
It’s too hard to be objective. Cuz there are times, like on the cover of “I Saw Her Standing There” that it sounds like what it probably is: some kid who doesn’t really play piano, trying to bang out the chords to this song, recording it, and putting it out there. 
Daniel understood YouTube before it was an inkling in anyone’s brain. 
Working with The Texas Instruments has brought out the fun in Daniel. Especially on “Etiquette”.



The 1985 Listening Post - Blue Oyster Cult - Club Ninja

Blue Oyster Cult - Club Ninja


#502/1136
December 10 1985
Blue Oyster Cult
Club Ninja
Genre: Prog Rock
3.5 out of 5


Highlights:
White Flags



BOC owns a place in Americana for two reasons:
  1. More Cowbell
  2. Touring with Black Sabbath on a “Black and Blue” bill. 
That’s enough for me. 
I cannot explain why this worked for me as well as it did. There’s a nostalgic quality to some of it, like heirs to Moody Blues on “Perfect Water” but other times it just seems that they are having a good time (“Spy in the House of the Night”, “Beat ‘em Up”). 
You could do worse than spend 45 minutes with this. 
It won’t change your life and it has significantly less cowbell. But it’s fine. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Demon - Heart of Our Time

Demon - Heart of Our Time



#501/1135
December 2 1985
Demon
Heart of Our Time
Genre: Prog 
4 out of 5

Even more poppy than their last one, by now Demon feels like a band grasping at straws to figure out what they want to be. 
They don’t abandon their prog roots, instead they, to weird results, try to craft as poppy a record they can within that idiom. 
It’s a bloated record, to be sure, but I find Demon the least aptly named band whose attempts at futuristic stadium rock, well, almost rock. They pull out all the stops. Echoing Genesis, Pink Floyd and every other ProgRock group you can name (I even hear some Planet P in here), I thoroughly enjoyed this record. 

Looking back on them…I guess I’m a Demon fan. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Blitzkrieg - Blitzkrieg

Blitzkrieg - Blitzkrieg



#500/1134

Blitzkrieg
Blitzkrieg
Genre: Metal
3.75 out of 5


It’s weird. When the album shifts gears on “Pull the Trigger” it might as well be early 70s KISS. “A Time of Changes” is Bay City Rollers with cod pieces. 
Not what was expecting from a band that sounds like it’s competing with Metallica for shelf space. 
For a band with such an aggressive imprimatur they’re really a bunch of glam metal softies. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Rough Cutt - Rough Cutt

Rough Cutt - Rough Cutt



#499/1133
November 1985
Rough Cutt
Rough Cutt
Genre: Glam Metal
3.25 out of 5


See, it’s really all about that extra “T” in “Cutt”. THAT’s what separates these guys from Scorpions and Dokken and the myriad bands that all sound just like this. 
Mark me. It’s alllllllll about that T. 
This sounds like every single other band like it, Ratt, VH, Schenker, all of them. 
This album is the definition of the word superfluous. 


The 1985 Listening Post - The Dicks - These People

The Dicks - These People



#498/1132
1985 Housekeeping
The Dicks
These People
Genre: Punk
4.25 out of 5


Highlights:
Executive Dive
Dead in a Motel Room

Someone once said of my voice that I was a cross between Meatloaf and Jello Biafra. I took that to be a huge compliment because I know that I had a better voice than Jello’s and in that regard what they were talking about was a bit of timbre but also attitude. 
If I wasn’t fortunate enough to surround myself with musicians more talented than I, a guitarist who grew up under the tutelage of alternative from the likes of Billy Corgan and another guitarist who worshipped Ace Frehley as much as he did Slash my band might have ended up sounding a lot like The Dicks. 
This one is a bit more accessible than the last and what it ends up sounding like is what you get if you remove the surf sound from Dead Kennedys. 
There are worse things. Gary Floyd’s voice is exactly the right megaphone for this stuff. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Jon Wayne - Texas Funeral

Jon Wayne - Texas Funeral



#497/1131
1985 Housekeeping
Jon Wayne
Texas Funeral
Genre: Cowpunk
1.75 out of 5



It’s not really psychobilly but it’s also too crazy to be just cowpunk.
It’s like this thing hates the genre its dabbling in, instead of giddily bathing in it ala Bloodhound Gang’s “A Lapdance is Always Better When the Stripper is Crying”. There’s nothing as hateful as that here, nor is there anything quite as…obnoxiously funny. 
This thing is a torturously long (40 minutes) vanity project by an engineer with studio access. Yes, I know it’s a parody.
That it’s not funny (and the joke wears thin super quick) is what I have issue with.


The 1985 Listening Post - Stormwitch - Stormwitch

Stormwitch - Stormwitch



#496/1130
November 1985
Stormwitch
Stormwitch
Genre: Metal
3.5 out of 5


Remember Stormwitch? No?
They had an album called Walpurgis the year before. 
This one takes itself just as seriously. And it’s just as dumb.
I mean, “Sword of Sagon”? That’s some Spinal Tap-in shit there. (I kinnnnnda like it, tho)

These guys are…still together. Though it was really the Vocalist who kept the thing going seconded by the bassist. And they are still out there, plugging away. (The drummer hung in there for a while, too)
Hey, beats working.


The 1985 Listening Post - The Rave-Ups - Town + Country

The Rave-Ups - Town + Country



#495/1129 LISTENING POST DISCOVERY
1985 Housekeeping
The Rave-Ups
Town + Country
Genre: Alt-Country?
4.75 out of 5



Highlights:
Positively Lost Me
Remember (Newman’s Lovesong)
Better World
Class Tramp
In My Gremlin
Radio
You Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere





I REMEMBER THESE GUYS!!!
Back when I was a music reviewer for Home Theater Technology I lobbied hard for all sorts of materials to listen to and review. And one day I got lucky. Rhino sent me the entire 15 disc set of “New Wave Hits of the 1980s”.
And I worked my way through that beast. And I remember hearing this track, “Positively Lost Me” and really thinking, “Wow, this is great but…how is it New Wave? It sounds like The Proclaimers if they were a Jangle Pop/Folk rock set.”

Jeez, the first side is just one great track after another. 
“In My Gremlin” is a garage rocker that has me reaching for my Takamini and “Radio” calls to mind 90s Springsteen. 
There isn’t a bad track on this thing. Admittedly, its a bit more country than we would normally allow but it’s as good (or better) than Jason and the Scorchers and I’m scratching my head in wonder that they didn’t do better. 
Oh well. We can listen to them now, I guess.


https://open.spotify.com/album/61e9g3GkvMrzseoKwJJArL?si=cw0rSuY1SA-D6TajNfUhGA



The 1985 Listening Post - Hal Willner - Lost in the Stars: The Music of Kurt Weill

Hal Willner - Lost in the Stars: The Music of Kurt Weill



#494/1128
November 1985
Hal Willner & Various Artists
Lost in the Stars: The Music of Kurt Weill
Genre: Fuck it. It was important to me. 
5 out of 5


Highlights:
The Cannon Song - Stan Ridgeway & The Fowler Brothers
Alabama Song - Ralph Schuckett with Richard Butler, Bob Dorough, Ellen Shipley and John Petersen
Youkali Tango – Armadillo String Quartet
September Song - Lou Reed
Surabaya Johnny- Dagmar Krause
O Heavenly Salvation - Mark Bingham, Johnny Adams and Aaron Neville
Call from the Grave/Ballad in Which Macheath Begs All Men for Forgiveness - Todd Rundgren


Brecht was at the height of some PR in 85. Every teacher at NYU I had was talking about him (and, of course, Weill). The sounds of the alleys in Berlin pervaded in Tom Waits’ music. So, it was, in retrospect, no surprise that this album would happen.
And, that I would buy it. And listen to it over and over and over and over.
And then not again for 30 years. 
We include it here, not just because of the bevy of contemporary “rock” voices involved but also because it’s a cultural zeitgeist touchstone. A lot was happening in 85, splintering galore. While a new generation was trying to gain foothold (mine) another wasn’t really letting go (rock dinosaurs). This one threw all that out the window and said, “No. Stop it. Rock isn’t just what you think it is. It’s also rooted in 1930s Germanic Expressionism. 
As I’ve said before, I adore the Dadaist movement, which is part of why I loathe Cabaret Voltaire. This is Dada. Is there really anything MORE Dada than putting an album out of Kurt Weill’s music while America is puffing out it’s chest and challenging other superpowers to nuclear war?
What a time to be alive. 


There’s no menace in Sting, just pretentiousness, but it’s still a great and comforting way to ease in to this record. 
Stan Ridgeway was born to sing these guys.
Just how old was Marianne Faithful at the time? And did she smoke a carton of clove cigarettes before recording “Ballad of the Soldier’s Wife”? Perfection.
Is “Alabama Song” the first pairing of Richard Butler and Bob (Schoolhouse Rock) Dorough???? Also, it’s fucking bold to include it since it’s so well known via The Doors’ version and this one kicks that one in the moon. 
This might the only time I’ve ever really liked Lou Reed. Now that I’ve reached September I understand that song all the more and better. 
One more: Todd Rundgren has never sounded more interesting or interested as he does here. Vital and exciting. 


I could go on all day long but the fact is this is stellar. Haunting. Dynamic. Odd. 


It’s Bresht, not Brecccchht. FYI. 


The 1985 Listening Post - D.C. 3 - This is the Dream

D.C. 3 - This is the Dream



#494/1127
1985 Housekeeping
D.C. 3
This is the Dream
Genre: Alternative
5 out of 5 (Don’t @ me. There wasn’t a bad track here. 


Highlights:
We Feel the Sky
I Believe It/Apparent Doom
This is the Dream
Dance of the Imbeciles
I Hope Tomorrow’s a Better Day



If you told me, after listening to a bunch of garbage Black Flag records that I would find anything by any member of that band compelling I would laugh. 
And then you would tell me to listen to this album and I would ask you, “Um…you? Is this Black Sabbath?”
And you would laugh and walk away and I would just keep listening. 
That first track is better than anything Greg Ginn put out during that whole Black Flag oeuvre.
This thing is so delicious that I want to own it on cassette and listen to it on a cross country drive with X’s Wild Gift on the flip side. 
“Dance of the Imbeciles” is better than anything Frank Zappa has been trying to do for a decade (and, yes, it’s the xylophone that called that to mind).
An incredibly accomplished thing that was a total surprise. 

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmjpGq0EWqo

The 1985 Listening Post - Thee Mighty Caesers - Thee Mighty Caesers

Thee Mighty Caesers - Thee Mighty Caesers


#493/1126
1985 Housekeeping
Thee Mighty Caesars
Thee Mighty Caesers
Genre: Surf Garage
4.25 out of 5


Highlights:
Wiley Coyote
Thee Trickster


We don’t have the whole thing, apparently, but we do have sounds like it was transferred from an acetate pressing that was buried in Billy Childers’ backyard and unearthed, played on a mono console stereo at full blast, which would then result in a spontaneous party as your neighbors come down to hear what all the ruckus was. 
This thing is dripping with Ray Dennis Steckler and both he and we are better off for that. 

 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBJ7ztNazTVD2qELXraZRb1baCUjpUwGa

The 1985 Listening Post - The Dogmatics - Thayer St.

The Dogmatics - Thayer St.



#492/1125 LISTENING POST DISCOVERY
1985 Housekeeping
The Dogmatics
Thayer St.
Genre: Garage Rock
4.75 out of 5


Highlights:
Sister Serena
King Sized Cigarette
Gimme the Shakes


For all intents and purposes this is the length of an EP but, boy is it just full of so much rock and roll joy that I am so glad we included it. 

This sounds like what it is, kids who love rock and roll, want to play it and bash around with friends in their garage and it turns out they’re pretty great at it. 

Leader Paul O’Halloran’s motorcycle death in 1986 is a tragedy in hindsight. What the hell could this band have been? 

Dammit. 

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBJ7ztNazTVDVa8qVRVOfVLfY8DRtx0WO

The 1985 Listening Post - World Wrestling Federation - The Wrestling Album

World Wrestling Federation - The Wrestling Album


#491/1124
November 1985
World Wrestling Federation
The Wrestling Album
Genre: Cash Grab
2.2.5 out of 5



The 80s were the worst decade. 
An entire decade based around the idea of maximizing griftability. 
Evidenced by this and Mr. T’s Commandments and a host of junk.
Why am I listening to this? I mean, we passed on Lou and the Q.
I had no idea just how much the WWF proliferated into the social fabric at this time.
I listened to this whole thing so you didn’t have to. 
Rick Derringer (Whose 1978 album “If I weren’t So Romantic…” earned the first. 0.5 rating from me…) produced this mess so, of course he put one of his own tracks on here. It’s “Real American” and it belongs at the end credits of some straight to video crapfest like “Born American” starring Chuck Norris’ son. 
I sooooo wanted a song called “Eat Your Heart Out, Rick Springfield” to be great…and it could’ve been…but it’s not.  
OMG, I had to hear the “Captain Lou” song for a second time during this Listening Post and I want to kill someone. 
I am a bit surprised at the quality of some of the voices, like Mean Gene Okerlund and Jimmy Hart. 

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBJ7ztNazTVDeIbV6Jvxz3sgMZZptW_2V

The 1985 Listening Post - Robin Gibb - Walls Have Eyes

Robin Gibb - Walls Have Eyes


#490/1123
November 1985
Robin Gibb
Walls Have Eyes
Genre: New Wave
3.5 out of 5


From the from the first song two things are apparent: 1. Robin is going to do his damnedest to put space between him and his brothers’ disco success (of which he was a great part. And 2. he wants to be part of that, now decade old, New Wave synth pop craze. But, of course, except for Miami Vice soundtracking, this sound is rapidly becoming Passe. 
There’s nothing wrong here, in fact, if it came out 5 years before and didn’t have the name “Gibb” on it, I bet I would’ve eaten this up. 

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rekdnSloWfw&list=PLklgARgbUGJGsXKEkhl6VwrdGEtJeop8o

Thursday, September 12, 2019

The 1985 Listening Post - Watchtower - Energetic Assembly

Watchtower - Energetic Assembly



#489/1122
November 30 1985
Watchtower
Energetic Assembly
Genre: Prog-Thrash 
3.25 out of 5


“Would like a little metal with that bass, sir?”
This thing is all over the place and I had to make a mental adjustment while listening. To be honest, I had to read about it. Because it didn’t sound like anything I’d heard from the metal world before. It’s like a group of prog rockers hooked up with a Bruce Dickinson-esque singer and tried to reinvent the style.
And, from what I’ve read, they did. 
While I find the production tinny and shrill, I don’t know that they had a budget to actually do anything better. 
Like I said, it took me a while to understand what I was listening to. I appreciate it, conceptually.  Doesn’t mean I like it. 


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da8y2qbDByM

The 1985 Listening Post- Pseudo Echo - Love an Adventure

Pseudo Echo - Love an Adventure


#488/1121
November 1985
Pseudo Echo
Love An Adventure
Genre: Synth Pop
3.75 out of 5


If you hadn’t already moved on from the electric/synth laden sounds of early 80s New Wave, complete with keys as saxophone solos, Pseudo Echo was there for you.
Trouble is, for me at least, having gone through 1000+ records in less than a year I can definitely feel the burnout of this style. It’s not just that other bands do it better, they do. I mean, listen to their single “Don’t Go” and tell me that you don’t think Oingo Boingo was able to inject this exact type of song with more energy and interest at the time. But if you’re hankering for some mid-tempo Duran Duran while the Durans are doing their side projects, “Lonely Without You” has ya covered. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7LKsYzhyy0&list=PLTjQcYsh0B8dztz9CkhOtNlfvk0uJ0hQ2&index=3

The 1985 Listening Post - The Church - Heyday

The Church - Heyday



#487/1120
November 1985
The Church
Heyday
Genre: Psychedelic Pop
4.25 out of 5




Highlights:
Myrrh
Disenchanted



I think The Church finally got it right. Did they tour with The Moody Blues? They should have. So, here’s my question about this era:
This music is so obviously steeped in Summer of Love tropes…is it retro? Is it current for the time? What was going on here? I mean, 1967 was only 18 years removed and, at first I think of time spans like that as eons and then I think, shit, 9/11 was like yesterday, right? And that was 18 years ago. 
I can’t tell if the Church is continuing a legacy, embracing nostalgia, moving the genre forward or what?
I do know that they’re really good at it, thought. At least, here.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBJ7ztNazTVB-rtT46f-OqORe-Takttki

The 1985 Listening Post - Helix - Long Way to Heaven

Helix - Long Way to Heaven


#486/1119
November 9 1985
Helix
Long Way to Heaven
Genre: Hair Metal
3.25 out of 5


Highlights:
House on Fire

Helix is back at it. 
I got halfway through and then I realized I better take some notes.
This is every hair metal band’s fans started a band and made an album. Nothing is terrible, nothing is great. 
I kind of like “House on Fire”, though. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHXtcb6II4E

The 1985 Listening Post - Red Lorry Yellow Lorry - Talk About the Weather

Red Lorry Yellow Lorry - Talk About the Weather



$485/1118
1985 Housekeeping
Red Lorry Yellow Lorry
Talk About the Weather
Genre: Goth/Post-Punk
4.25 out of 5


Highlights:
Talk About the Weather
Hollow Eyes
Strange Dream


Jeez there was a lot of music released in 1985. And, I’m not just talking about the major releases. There was such a tonnage of stuff that, while it’s available for streaming (!!!), either didn’t cut through (to me) or was relegated to imports or bargain bins or something.
Like Red Lorry Yellow Lorry. The ONLY way I would’ve heard this is if I happened to walk in to Sounds when it was playing, and then mustered up the nerve to ask what it was and then sullenly walked out of the store without it cuz you KNOW it was a $20 import. 
But maybe I wouldn’t have bought it back then since it took this project to really help me key in to what I loved about the post rock of Joy Division and the like. (Yeah, I know)
That’s what this is: a band that sounds like they loved JD and NO and Martin Hannett and wanna play on that playground. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Greg Sage - Straight Ahead

Greg Sage - Straight Ahead


#484/1117
1985 Housekeeping
Greg Sage
Straight Ahead
Genre: Alternative
4.5 out of 5


Highlights:
Soul’s Tongue
Your Empathy
Lost in Space
World Without Fear

I don’t think we should call this “punk” even though it’s from the genius behind Wipers. It’s a harbinger of what’s coming around the corner that is the next decade. It’s dark and dank. Sage could be on a stage with just a mic and an amp and he would be just as effective and then the album explodes with it’s desert soundtrack wails of despair.
I don’t know what’s going on in Sage’s head or heart but it’s singular and desperate and…human. 


The 1985 Listening Post - The Alan Parsons Project - Stereotomy

The Alan Parsons Project - Sterotomy



#483/1116
November 1985
The Alan Parsons Project
Stereotomy
Genre: Rock
3.5 out of 5


Highlights:
Stereotomy
Where’s the Walrus

The title track sounds like Parsons is trying to hew closer to…mid 80s Rush? It’s less Pink Floyd cloning and more straight ahead (7+ minute) rock. Sure, it’s infused with all things Parsons but I kind of like it. And, considering my less than enthusiastic responses to all previous AP records, no-one is more surprised than me that I don’t hate this. 
Maybe it’s the whole listening in an airport lounge thing that is helping…
I fell under the spell of that walrus instrumental thing which then gave way to a blatant Lennon impersonation that wasn’t all that impressive. 
Next…


The 1985 Listening Post - Clarence Clemons - Hero

Clarence Clemons - Hero


#482/1115
November 1985
Clarence Clemons
Hero
Genre: Rock
3 out of 5

Highlights:
You’re a Friend of Mine



I didn’t start listening to Bruce Springsteen until I was already in college. For a New Jersey kid this was…odd. It was summertime and my friend, George, lent me two albums: Greetings From Asbury Park, NJ and Don Mclean’s American Pie. 
I listened to both of them that entire summer in Maine. 
And then I got a bunch of Springsteen mix-tapes from friends. And I was hooked in. 
But by the time I did all that New Wave was already basically over and with it, for me at least, went the familiar retro trope of that sound: the saxophone. So, obviously I’m thinking more about Romeo Void than, say, Huey Lewis, (and boy, does “Cross the Line” sound like “Heart & Soul” here)  but, the point is, that by the mid-80s it was already passe to hear that instrument featured on a rock record. For me, at least. 
So, there would be little reason for me to be interested in Clarence. It wasn’t until years later when I finally saw Bruce in concert (2003…geez, what was wrong with me?) that I keyed back in to the singular greatness and import of Clarence’s contributions. 
It’s notable (and, dare I say, bold) that Bruce has nothing to do with this record. Not that Clemons couldn’t have used a hit song from the guy who gave him this opportunity when they made that change uptown and the big man joined the band. 


The 1985 Listening Post - The Wake - Here Comes Everybody

The Wake - Here Comes Everybody


#481/1114
November 1985
The Wake
Here Comes Everybody
Genre: Psychedelic Pop
3.25 out of 5


Highlights:
O Pamela


With no output from Echo or The Furs there was certainly a psychedelic vacuum in late 85 and that seems to have been filled by The Dream Academy and The Wake, a band I had not heard of until just now.
And while the former seems to have had the pedigree, The Wake wasn’t too far behind. Less unctuous and more honest in their homage to the past psychedelia but also a bit more meandering and jazzy. It’s really sort of amazing how far into it’s own naval this album can crawl by midway through. 
Man, get to “Torn Calendar” and tell me Twee didn’t start in the mid-80s. 



The 1985 Listening Post - The Dream Academy - The Dream Academy

The Dream Academy - The Dream Academy


#480/1113
November 1985
The Dream Academy
The Dream Academy
Genre: Dream Pop
4 out of 5


Highlights:
Life in a Northern Town
On the Edge of Forever
(Johnny) New Light



Was there ever a more aptly named band?
The only track I ever heard was the single. The rest…? Like a lush, psychedelic U2. It’s on the second song that they prove what they really want to be with lyrics that literally rip from Bono and the boys (two hearts beat as one). With superstars like David Gilmour and Peter Buck and Pino Palladino, it’s hard to go wrong and it really doesn’t. It gets a lot treacly and due towards the end but it’s so front loaded it’s hard to fault them for running out the clock by the end. 



The 1985 Listening Post - Flesh for Lulu - Big Fun City

Flesh for Lulu - Big Fun City


#475/1108 LISTENING POST ADMIN DISCOVERY
November 1985
Flesh for Lulu
Big Fun City
4.75 out of 5
 Genre: Alternative

Highlights:
Baby Hurricane
Let Go
Vaguely Human
Golden Handshake Girl
In Your Smile




What happens when you take a slightly better singer, much better musicians, and commercial production with an ear for what works and for it to sound like Velvet Underground? You get “Baby Hurricane” by Flesh for Lulu.
I know this is gonna sound super weird, but I have never heard Flesh for Lulu.
One would think I would have, right?
Sigh. 
I wish I had tried this out. I am actually gobsmacked at how much I like this and how much I would have liked it back then as well.


The 1985 Listening Post - Cabaret Voltaire - The Covenant, the Sword and the Lord

Cabaret Voltaire - The Covenant, the Sword and the Lord


#479/1112
November 1985
Cabaret Voltaire
The Covenant, the Sword and the Lord
Genre: Electronic
2.75 out of 5



I’m on record with my disdain for Cabaret Voltaire. As a student of Dadaism and Tristan Tzara and Hugo Ball and all of that I’m pretty sure Cabaret Voltaire’s music would not have been played at the Cabaret Voltaire.
And I’ve never cared much for their output. 
This time, however, I think the club scene has finally caught up with them. Case in point: the frenetic dance floor schism of “I Want You” followed by the nihilistic disco “Hells Home”.
Musically, its more interesting than any of their previous records. It’s also much much darker. But it still leaves me cold. 
Unless you like Charles Manson, cuz they put some of him on the record in between tracks. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Microdisney - The Clock Comes Down the Stairs

Microdisney - The Clock Comes Down the Stairs


#478/1111
November 1985
Microdisney
The Clock Comes Down the Stairs
Genre: Rock
3.75 Out of 5


Highlights:
Birthday Girl

With that name I really really really wanted this to be like Deep Freeze Mice. You know…experimental, lo-fi, weird.
It’s not. I mean, it is weird. But only because the songwriters have a unique take on what sounds like simple pop rock. This might make no sense to anyone (and maybe I’m crazy) but they kind of sound like a (20 years earlier) Irish version of Barenaked Ladies. 
This is everything I wanted Everything But the Girl to be but they aren’t. It’s not a revelation but it’ll do. And it peters out toward the end pretty sharply but it was pleasant enough. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Dramarama - Cinema Verite

Dramarama - Cinema Verite


#477/1110 LISTENING POST ADMIN DISCOVERY
November 1985
Dramarama
Cinema Verite
Genre: Alternative
5 out of 5


Highlights:
Visiting the Zoo
Questions
Scenario
Anything, Anything (I’ll Give You)
Some Crazy Dame
Transformation
Etc

Is there any song that more represents Los Angeles in the mid-80s than “Anything, Anything”? To me that song is synonymous with KROQ and the LA scene. It was ubiquitous. And also it was good. It was a primal scream of beta-male rock. So desperate. So aggressively desperate. Easdale lays his emotions on his sleeve elsewhere as well, on “Questions” for instance, where he wails, “Does she talk about me???”
I want to give him a hug but I also want to sing along, live on the Sunset Strip. 
The album is more…power poppy than I expected. It’s gently rocking without giving in to softer impulses completely. 
I actually like their cover of “Femme Fatale” more than R.E.M.’s.
And then…Side Two continues the excellence. 
Why didn’t anyone tell me about this record!?
How was “Some Crazy Dame” not played exhaustively on Modern Rock Radio?? It’s steeped in latter day Beatles cum Cheap Trick and it manages to be better than a lot of both of those bands’ stuff. At the very least it’s as good as anything Trick was doing in their heyday. 
There
is
not
a
bad
song
on
this
record.


Like me, Dramarama was a New Jerseyan transplanted to LA, although I never knew that until today. And, aside from that single, I never gave them the time of day. What a fucking loss for me. 
Huge fucking discovery for Allen. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Carnivore - Carnivore

Carnivore - Carnivore


#476/1109
November 1985
Carnivore
Carnivore
Genre: Thrash
4.25 out of 5


Highlights:
Carnivore
Male Supremacy

I’m not sure if this is sophomoric and brilliant or sophomoric and terrible. I mean, the title track is sort of everything that this album is about, no? The “Carnivore” isn’t in reference to consuming meat. It’s an aggressive paean to cunnilingus. But it’s also terrifying. It’s not similar in style to but wholly the cousin of NiN’s “Closer”.
In the dark recesses of fetishdom, in the corners of BDSM is a style of domination/submission based on the Gor series of books by John Norman. Looking at these guys on the back cover I’m sure they have inspired or soundtracked many an Andrew cross session in that world. 
All that said, it’s really accomplished and the vocal left turn on “Male Supremacy” was kind of a shock. 
It all gets kind of repetitive but that doesn’t make it not good. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Beat Happening - Beat Happening

Beat Happening - Beat Happening


#474/1107 
November 1985
Beat Happening
Beat Happening
Genre: Indie Lo-Fi
4 out of 5


Highlights:
I Let Him Get To Me
In Love With You Thing




How ahead of its time was Beat Happening? Personally, I will admit that I thought it was going to be a retro mod sound. It’s not. It’s more of a predecessor to, say, All Girl Summer Fun Band’s sound. The indie bands that would crop up a little more than a decade later and become press darlings. I’m thinking of Cub and Donora. This is the sound of Riot Grrl and, whatever anyone else thinks, I really loved the Riot Grrl sound and image. 
Everything about this record makes me happy. It is one of those that really shouldn’t exist but, 80s. And it would get easier and easier for people to get in a room, make music and put it on vinyl/plastic/1’s & 0’s.
Think Kimya Dawson and Moldy Peaches.


The 1985 Listening Post - Pete Townshend - White City: A Novel

Pete Townshend - White City: A Novel



#473/1106
November 11 1985
Pete Townshend
White City: A Novel
Genre: Rock
3.5 out of 5

Highlights:
Give Blood
Face the Face

What I like about this album is that, as opposed to many other “concept albums” that require a great deal of attention be paid (looking at you, Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking) is this one is comprised of individual songs that actually work on their own as well as part of the whole. They are intensely Townshend (“Face the Face” is one of the more interesting of his tracks I’ve heard in a while) but all that means is, if you like the guy behind The Who but don’t care whether Daltrey sings the songs or not, this will work for you.
Fwiw, “Secondhand Love” works a lot better if you substitute “Secondhand” with “Chicken-Man”.


The 1985 Listening Post - SPK - Machine Age Voodoo

SPK - Machine Age Voodoo


#472/1105
November 29 1985
SPK
Machine Age Voodoo
2.5 out of 5


Remember Xex? It seems to me that SPK heard, liked and decided to emulate that record but without any of Waw Pierogi’s or Thumbalina Guglielmo’s sense of humor. 
It’s a little droning and repetitive and certainly not all that inventive (but, maybe at the time it was, I dunno). And it can actually sound a bit like Dead or Alive (but is that really who one wants to emulate? You do you, SPK)
At times I find myself really digging the drone and at others I think it’s a 5 years too late New Wave record that doesn’t realize the time has passed.

The 1985 Listening Post - D.I. - Ancient Artifacts

D.I. - Ancient Artifacts


#471/1104
November 29 1985
D.I.
Ancient Artifacts
Genre: Punk
2.2.5 out of 5

Imagine starting a punk band after listening to Dirk Wears White Six and making that the benchmark?
“Wounds From Within” is the most evident of this. 
The rest is as lo-fi punk as one can get, with songs about living in The O.C. Or surfing in HB (Orange County & Huntington Beach, respectively) and other stuff that, honestly, wasn’t all that memorable.
I could, however, hear the beginnings of  latter day punk ala Green Day & Blink 182, so there’s that. 



The 1985 Listening Post - Mr. Mister - Welcome to the Real World

Mr. Mister - Welcome to the Real World



#470/1103
November 27 1985
Mr. Mister
Welcome to the Real World 
Genre: Rock
3 out of 5

Highlights:
Kyrie
Broken Wings

I so wanted this to be better. I hoped that Mr. Mister was secretly more than their singles. 
Instead they sound more like a cut rate, less aggressive Asia. 
So, here’s my question: I know it’s cute to be Mister Mister. Oh, look at how new wave they are! But what if the surname was actually a summer cooking device. No?
These are the jokes, gang. 
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