Tuesday, July 23, 2019

The 1985 Listening Post - Kate Bush - Hounds of Love

Kate Bush - Hounds of Love


#339/975
September 16 1985
Kate Bush
Hounds of Love
Genre: Rock
5 out of 5


Highlights:
Running Up That Hill
Hounds of Love
The Big Sky
And Dream of Sheep
Under Ice
Jig of Life


Full confession: I’ve never heard this album. I am intimidated by Kate. I thought The Kick Inside was meh. But the follow up, Never For Ever was actually quite good. And then, The Kick Inside, which just knocked me out. I have been looking forward to this one but, even though I really liked those other two, I decided to wait until I reached Hounds of Love in this project to dive in. 
Maybe this is an insult but…is this a Kate Bush version of a Peter Gabriel record sounds like?
I really don’t mean it as an insult. It’s fantastic. 
It challenges but it also invites. 
The true hero here is “Jig of Life”, a hypnotic meditation set against an irish jig that I was going to listen to again but before I had the chance to we had already moved on to “Hello Earth” and I became transfixed on its warped spaciness.
Kate knows more than I do about the nature of life and I am humbled by her.


The 1985 Listening Post - Amebix - Arise!

Amebix - Arise!


#338/974
September 14 1985
Amebix
Arise!
Genre: the music from Hell
4 out of 5



Have you ever heard your nightmares?
Now you have. 
The musical act for slaughterhouse pirates. 
I don’t know what Largactyl is but I’m terrified of it. 
Yes there’s chukka chukka Guitars but it’s so dense and dark that it takes on a different meaning. It’s rock as horror show. Not spectacle. Real horror. 
This stuff is, apparently, called Crust Punk. It’s a genre name and, although I’ve never heard it before, it perfectly sums up what this stuff sounds like. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Savage Grace - Master of Disguise

Savage Grace - Master of Disguise


#337/973
September 12 1985
Savage Grace
Master of Disguise 
Genre:🤘
2.75 out of 5

Galloping Guitars! Incongruous noodling! Soaring shrieks! 
There is nothing inventive or really all that interesting in what sounds to me like one long song of thrashing gloom and doom ala bargain bin Dio. (Although “Sins of the Damned”  wasn’t bad.)


The 1985 Listening Post - Falco - Falco 3

Falco - Falco 3


#336/972 LISTENING POST DISCOVERY
September 11 1985
Falco
Falco 3
Genre: New Wave
4.75 out of 5

Highlights:
Rock Me Amadeus
America
Tango the Night
Munich Girls
Vienna Calling

“Eat me, I’m a danish! Eat me, I’m a danish! I’m a danish!”
My girlfriend used to sing this as we’d walk down Greenwhich, her teaching me to flick cigarette butts and the both of us doing Rush. 
That’s Falco for me. That’s the 80s for me.

This album is great in so many ways. It’s cheeky and fun and unctuous and smarmy. “Munich Girls” is the best Cars song the Cars never did. 

Side One is a beast of great songs. 
And it just keeps rolling. It’s big and in your face but never obnoxious. 
Side Two is more eclectic and just as electric. 
What an excellent record. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Starship - We Built this City

Starship - We Built this City


#335/971
September 10 1985
Starship
We Built This City
Genre: Rock
3.25 out of 5


Highlights:
We Built This City
Love Rusts


Look, I don’t care how many people complain that the title track is shit. It’s catchy as hell and it sounds like a television commercial for a fast food joint. To this day I do not know how it wasn’t one.

“We built this burger.
We built this burger at Bur-ger King!
We ate this burger.
We are this burger at Bur-Ger King!”


Right?!? I mean…come ON!

The rest?
Starship lost the path long before they dropped the Jefferson. Or the Airplane. 
“Sara” has a catchy chorus but the rest of it? An excuse to get to said chorus.
Here’s the thing. I don’t hate this the way I would hate previous Starship albums. It’s not good. Heavens no. But they’re trying. I mean, they are really trying out there. 

And you know what? I like the title. Knee Deep in the Hoopla. What’s “Hoopla”? A loud din about something that usually ends up being nothing. 

Yep. That’s this. 



The 1985 Listening Post - Todd Rundgren - A Capella

Todd Rundgren - A Capella


#335/970     LISTENING POST ADMIN RECOMMENDS
August 9 1985
Todd Rundgren
A Capella
Genre: Rock
5 out of 5

Highlights:
John Jingo
Pretending to Care
Hodja
Something to Fall Back On
Lockjaw
Honest Work

I had a manager at the video store uptown, Rich. He was an interesting cat. Screenwriter, who would go on to have a modicum of success in LA. Had an apartment where he would show the strangest movies. I saw “Skidoo” there. 
I only saw him a couple times after, although I know he still hosts a movie night for his actual friends in LA. 
On occasion he and I would talk about movies or television or music. He was, like me, someone who fancied himself a gatekeeper. A tastemaker, I think. 
He loved Todd Rundgren. 
He gave me a tape of A Capella. It ruined Todd for me. It was so much fun and wackadoo (Like Rich) and full of zest and life and moments of real pathos that I could never stand his other treacly stuff. Or his rock stuff. Except for one album by Utopia and that was because they were aping the Beatles. 
When he apes others, I seem to like him (The New Cars, anyone?)
But here, he soars. 
All the voices and instrumentation are Todd. He might have been the first of his peers to do this. He wouldn’t be the last. 



The 1985 Listening Post - John Cale - Artificial Intelligence

John Cale - Artificial Intelligence


#334/969
September 6 1985
John Cale
Artificial Intelligence
Genre: Alternative
2 out of 5



As if foisting that shitty Nico on the world wasn’t enough….
I do not understand…what The Velvet Underground just an alchemic lightning in a bottle thing? 
Lou Reed? Mostly garbage.
Nico? Trash
John Cale? Annoyingly pretentious
The backwards reflection these people have for me on their first, genre defining endeavor is that I retroactively loathe the Velvet Underground now. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Vandenberg - Alibi

Vandenberg - Alibi



#333/968
September 1 1985
Vandenberg
Alibi
Genre: Glam Metal
3.5 out of 5


Highlights:
Dressed to Kill
Kamikaze 

Even these guys sound bored. 
There’s a Brooklyn band called Station. They are a retro hair metal band slugging it out in the indie world. 
Their first record, ______, was such a treat that I had high expectations after a solid single for their follow up. 
What a letdown. Bored. Stale. Toothless. 
Vandenberg-esque. Like a copy of a style that is close but not quite there. For every successful approximation there are two failures. 
Like Station. 
A noble attempt tho. 

The 1985 Listening Post - Baltimora - Living in the Background

Baltimora - Living in the Background


#332/967
August 4 1985
Baltimora 
Living in the Background
Genre: Dance Pop
2.5 out of 5

Highlights:
Tarzan Boy

Hey, I know this!!! “Tarzan Boy” was everywhere for a while, wasn’t it??
Yes. In a Listerine commercial in the 90s!
And now, after that one hit wonder...I gotta listen to the rest of it. 
See the cover? How the clothes are all perfectly the right size and yet look Ill fitting? And the guy dancing looks like he’s never actually jumped in his life but just had to this one time?
That’s this record. Dance music by people who like to dance but are bad at dancing but really love it. 
That’s why “Woody Boogie” is actually fun. 
If Baltimora shows up again on this list, stop me before I listen. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Marc Almond and the Willing Sinners - Stories of Johnny

Marc Almond and the Willing Sinners - Stories of Johnny



#330/965  LISTENING POST DISCOVERY 
September 1 1985
Marc Almond and the Willing Sinners
Stories of Johnny
Genre: Post-Punk New Wave
4.5 out of 5


Highlights:
Contempt
My Candle Burns
Love Little White Lies
This House Is Haunted

I just saw Marc Almond last year. Yes. Yes, I did. I didn’t want to. I mean, that’s not why I went to the concert. I went to Richard Blade 80s concert because Adam Ant was headlining and my wife loves the 80s and she wanted to see Blondie and Berlin and Howard Jones and, the concert was a hoot. 
But, the second act, after Howard, was Soft Cell. And, to me, Marc looked like he was trying too hard. Like he had never left those “Tainted Love” glory days behind him. 
Now I know. It was an act. He put on a costume. Because he is a theater geek, no doubt. 
As each Marc Almond project rolls out I am, I must admit, touched with dread. Ugh. Not this guy again. And each time he manages to amaze. 
This one is no different. 
This time he’s presenting his music with deep undercurrents of menace. In fact, I would say that that seems to be the theme of a lot of Almond’s stuff. Menace and dread. But also something else. And therein he defines a direction that others were heading in: It’s as though the New Romantics of the new wave discos are reaching for the brass ring they’ve always wanted: schmaltz. 
But that’s not bad here. In fact, it’s excellent. As Almond falls further out of the spotlight he gets more and more interesting and lacerating. 
This was excellent. 


The 1985 Listening Post - The Icicle Works - The Small Price of a Bicycle

The Icicle Works - The Small Price of a Bicycle


#329/964
September 1 1985
The Icicle Works
The Small Price of a Bicycle
3.5 out of 5


Highlights:
Book of Reason

More of the same lush, catchy new romantic synth pop that I heard the first time only that album was sort of a revelation and this one left me wanting. Whatever lasting magic that made “Whisper to a Scream” so indelible and unforgettable isn’t here. Oh, the talent is. And the songwriting isn’t bad. It just feels as though i’ve been here before. 



The 1985 Listening Post - Tuxedomoon - Holy Wars

Tuxedomoon - Holy Wars


#328/963
September 1 1985
Tuxedomoon
Holy Wars
Genre: New Wave
2.5 out of 5

Highlights:
In a Manner of Speaking

I used to get Tuxedomoon confused with The Teardrop Explodes and The Psychedelic Furs. That was because all of them were advertised in the back pages of Trouser Press and I never heard any of them I just loved the fuck out of their names. (The only other 80s band name I like better is “The Very Idea of Fucking Hitler, a punk band from Arizona that played in New Jersey once and whose name appeared in an ad in the paper. I never saw them, either. Or heard them.)
Tuxedomoon is impossible for me to peg but for some reason I keep coming back to Elbow, another band whose music is supernaturally interesting and nearly impossible to pigeonhole. (+ the most difficult Bowie)
If The Legendary Pink Dots were force fed smoky swinging jazz maybe that gets near this. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Husker Du - Flip Your Wig

Husker Du - Flip Your Wig


#327/962
September 1 1985
Husker Du
Flip Your Wig
Genre: Alternative
5 out of 5


Highlights:
Flip Your Wig
Makes No Sense At All
Hate Paper Doll
Divide And Conquer
Private Plane
Keep Hanging On
The Wit and the Wisdom

Guitar solos? In a Husker Du song? Like…traditional guitar solos? That’s…unexpectedly weird. Not unwelcome. Just weird.
Maybe it was Spot, the producer, that I hated. Cuz I love this. I still think it’s produced by people who are under some influence. Everything is flat but that’s the droning sound that is Du, I guess. 
Punk songs, that sound like they’ve been violated by an injection of Pop (or maybe the reverse) results in great shit like “Hate Paper Doll” & “Green Eyes” (Because, as much as I like the first few tracks, once again, it’s the Hart song that cuts through the noise more than the others. Cuz He. Is. Better. Then. Mould.) A great example of this is the wail of mental instability that is Hart’s “Keep Hanging On”. You just know that guy isn’t gonna make it out of his 40s. 
Flip Your Wig is a poorly produced, muddled slab of brilliance. 



The 1985 Listening Post - Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper - Mojo and Skid

Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper - Mojo and Skid


#326/961
1985 Housekeeping
Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper
Mojo and Skid
Genre: Psychobilly
3.75 out of 5

Highlights:
Jesus at McDonald’s
I’m In Love with Your Girlfriend
Rockin’ Religion
Black Yo’ Eye

True story:
My roommate and I arrived in Los Angeles in June 1987. We drove across the country from New York in a “drive-away” car. He and his childhood friend were the only ones allowed in the car but I tagged along, smoking cigarettes and putting teeny holes in the back seat. 
A couple months after arriving I wrote a little piece called “Parallel Parking, Who Needs It?”. It was a New Yorker Fish Out of Water article. The kind you write when you are 22 and think you know a whole helluva lot more than you do. 
I sent it to the LA Weekly.
A few weeks later I got a letter in the mail. The thrust of it was that there were two editors at the paper and one of them liked it and one of them hated it. So they bought it. 
The letter was from the late, great editor Jonathan Gold and included was a check for $75. 
I kept copies of neither inasmuch as I’m not much of a sentimentalist. 
It was the first time I’d ever been paid for something I wrote. 
It was not published. 
A couple months later I called the Weekly and, playing on my history as one of their “writers” I convinced them to let me cover Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper at Club Lingerie in Hollywood. 
They didn’t publish or pay for that review and that’s fine. I phone that one in. 
But, holy shit I still remember that concert. Mojo climbed the walls of the club, pulled out an empty Arrowhead container and performed an incredible drum solo with his bare hands. Skid was cool as a cucumber. 
Mojo tore the house down. 
His insane, stream of consciousness, psycho-blues narrations to remarkable pulpit destroying recitations were incredible to watch. 
I have loved a LOT of Mojo’s stuff after this, but this one is like a demo. 
He’s juvenile and stupid and gross and hilarious. 
This is as stripped down as it gets. An electric guitar, a washboard and a lunatic. 
Nixon is part Screaming’ Jay Hawkins, part Elvis and part anti-Springsteen. 

Eugene Chadbourne got it right in his Allmusic review:
“this is the recording equivalent of the broken lock on the barnyard door. It reveals this dynamic duo at their vibrant best, putting across an instrumental conceit that weds a kind of old-timey instrumentation with a whisky-soaked, poetry-slam mentality. In one sense the duo can be imagined playing on a street corner in Atlanta in the '20s. Sure, sometimes it is over the top, and calling out the riot squad would be the best solution. "Mushroom Maniac," "King of the Couch," and the wild "Art Fag Shuffle" are some of the more enjoyable tracks. Moaning about some of this material being offensive is besides the point.”

https://open.spotify.com/album/2fjUbjke9gdRw4Rtaysg8t?si=tBwi3_cmS7K_JxSrbJJrtQ

The 1985 Listening Post - No Stranger to Danger

Laaz Rockit - No Stranger to Danger


#325/960
1985 Housekeeping
Laaz Rockit
No Stranger to Danger
Genre: Thrash



Highlights:
Dreams Die Hard


A bunch of kids hear a bunch of older kids making sounds they like and see chicks screaming in the front row and dudes making devil horn signs so they dream that dream for themselves. 
What you hear on the opening track is a neat little incongruity. Power Metal vocals set against thrash guitars. Not a lot of people were trying that. It softens the music a bit and renders it a bit more pleasing.
But, in the end, there were many that got there first and others who got there later all of whom did this better than these dudes. 

The 1985 Listening Post - Saga - Behaviour

Saga - Behaviour



#305/940
August 1985
Saga
Behaviour
Genre: SynthPop
3.25 our of 5


I always thought of Saga as a second tier Genesis. They were proggy but not all that terribly interesting to me. And then, like Genesis, they pared down that prog sound for something more consumer/radio friendly. And in that, they were, too, second tier. It’s all here, though. Big keyboards, epic vocals, tight arrangements, well performed stuff. It’s just not all that exciting. 
I was able to play 6 games of Sorry with my 8 year old while this was on. It was like Muzak for people from the 80s. 



The 1985 Listening Post - Miracle Workers - Inside Out

Miracle Workers - Inside Out


#320/955
1985 Housekeeping
Miracle Workers
Inside Out
Genre: Garage Rock
4.25 out of 5

Highlights:
That Ain’t Me
Love has No Time
Already Gone
Mystery Girl

With a  name like this I expected R&B Mod revival. Instead what we get is straight outta 1968 garage rock. They know how to do it and they do it well and, if this is your jam, it’s full of nuggets that you can feast on (see what I did there?).
Trouble is, I want to move forward and this is so steeped in MC5 nostalgia that it feels like my uncle’s rock. These guys had everything Flamin’ Groovies put out and probably wished they were around when The Hellacopters revived the sound 15 years later. 
But it’s well done. Can’t fault it. It’s an excellent record of what it is. 

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBJ7ztNazTVAoL13oAAba6nGI8scgPg1t 

The 1985 Listening Post - The Men They Couldn't Hang - Night of a Thousand Candles

The Men They Couldn't Hang - Night of a Thousand Candles



#324/959               LISTENING POST DISCOVERY
1985Housekeeping
The Men They Couldn’t Hang
Night of a Thousand Candles
Genre: Folk Punk
5 out of 5


Highlights:
The Day After
A Night to Remember
Johnny Come Home
The Green Fields of France
Ironmasters
Kingdom Come


It’s 11PM. 
I’m drinking Orange SodaStream & Gin.
My daughter just gave me the last hug of the day. The wife’s asleep. I need this drink. After a long day of Zack telling me that I should die, that he will poison me, that I should stop telling jokes (he doesn’t mean any of it, he thinks he’s being funny) he ended the night with the biggest hit and told me he loved me and that “I’m a bad boy. I didn’t mean any of that. I love you so much.”
So, I need that drink.
And I should probably drown my emotions in something more drink-y like The Pogues but this band’s number came up.
I’m happier now. 

So, I guess it’s got to go without saying that if I didn’t know anything about The Pogues, there’s was no chance that I would have any inkling about these guys. Who are fuckloads better. I don’t mean that as a slam but this is right up my alley. I bring up the Pogues cuz, from what I read, they came together at a festival playing alongside Shane and the gang. 

This is something different. 
This is the heirs to The Clash. 
Oh…and they are still around. 

Why did no one tell me?





The 1985 Listening Post - Black 'N' Blue - Without Love

Black 'N' Blue - Without Love


#323/958
August 25 1985
Black ’n’ Blue
Without Love
Genre: Glam Metal
4.25 out of 5


Highlights:
Rockin’ On Heaven’s Door
Without Love
We Got the Fire
Strange Things


Tommy Thayer is back.
You know what? I think this album is much better than their debut. Maybe that’s the Bruce Fairbairn influence. This is the hair metal sound we all know (and love…come on, you know you do) in full bloom. 
The title track IS the sound of 70s glam rock with 80s production. I could hear any of the big Power Pop bands covering it. Easily. It’s holding hands in the roller rink and going to the movies at the mall. 
A lot of this is the sound that Van Halen wrought but for some reason everyone either forgot how to do or just decided not to anymore. Isn’t that what VH really was all along? Glam Metal? Diamond Dave and all. Anyway, that’s what this record is. I like this stuff so most of it works for this guy.
But, listen to “We Got the Fire” and tell me that it isn’t begging for glisses. Dammit!

https://open.spotify.com/album/2Gb24RLBhF8NeX2qWka8nl?si=lsNHZfV6TUiptf7ipuqLxQ

The 1985 Listening Post - Hawaii - The Natives Are Restless

Hawaii - The Natives Are Restless


#322/957
1985 Housekeeping
Hawaii
The Natives Are Restless
Genre: Glam Metal
3.25 out of 5

Highlights:
Beg for Mercy

Is it me? Is that a parade snare? The drum seems so weird. 
Ugh, this is so boring. So many bands are already doing this better than these guys on their 3rd offering. And, after this, they gave up the ship and the guitarist joined Megadeth, apparently. And now he writes music and appears in Japanese television shows. He’s really quite something. Largely self taught, apparently, he kicks a lot of ass. 
All of this album is really just resume material for Marty Friedman and, tbh, he’s terrific. But on his instrumental…he can’t hold a candle to Brian May. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Bad Manners - Mental Notes

Bad Manners - Mental Notes


#321/956
1985 Housekeeping
Bad Manners
Mental Notes
Genre: 2 Tone
3.5 out of 5


Highlights:
Body Talk




I know, that highlight is weird. But so is this record. If this was the album that brought you to Bad Manners you might not ever revisit their other stuff.
And you’re really not missing much. But at least “Body Talk” is fun. I could swing dance to it. It sounds closer to Madness than ska. 
In fact, this record really doesn’t feel very Ska at all. Sure, “Tie Me Up” & Destination Unknown do, but that’s few and far between the tones here.

 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBJ7ztNazTVD0a2Y-iVxqt3CAr5rPkGLQ

The 1985 Listening Post - Virgin Steele - Noble Savage

Virgin Steele - Noble Savage


#319/954
1985 Housekeeping
Virgin Steele
Noble Savage
Genre: Metal
4.25 out of 5



Highlights:
We Rule the Night
Fight Tooth and Nail
Rock Me
Don’t Close Your Eyes

Recently I asked the question, just how many bands from the 80s are still around today, plugging away and making some noise? I, in my infinitesimal wisdom wisdom, figured the number was relegated to just a handful and that the 80s were a vast wasteland of pop better left to nostalgia stations on Sirius XM. 
I was proven wrong in the comments, of course, and then, immediately upon firing up this album, the 3rd but my 1st, by Virgin Steele. 
They released their 16th album last year. 
There are a ton of bands that sound like (Manowar comes to mind) but I’ve heard of most of those. I have zero synapses firing on this band. I would imagine that the title of this record would land cuz of the X lyric “All those noble savage drum drums drums” on “I Must Not Think Bad Thoughts”, which was an obvious slam to Adam Ant and Bow Wow Wow (and maybe Spear of Destiny).
But, nope. 
This hits all the right metal notes for me in ways that Manowar and Merciful Fate don’t (although I prefer the latter). They are bombastic and stoopid but they’re also smart enough to construct their record with their epic ballad “Don’t Close Your Eyes” toward the end. It’s a worthy power ballad and I’m surprised it wasn’t a hit, I could hear this making the 80s radio rounds or at the very least the MTV top slots. 
And then they save their epic Die/Priest nonsense “Angel of the Light” for the end. Which is hilarious. 
Smart. 
I really liked this more than I expected. 

Maybe I should have watched more Headbangers Ball. 



The 1985 Listening Post - Piledriver - Metal Inquisition

Piledriver - Metal Inquisition


#318/953
1985 Housekeeping
Piledriver
Metal Inquisition
Genre: Satanic Thrash
4 out of 5

Highlights:
Witch Hunt
Alien Rape

In contrast to The Mentors, this actually cracks me up. They can’t be serious, can they? “Sex with Satan”? If it’s a joke, 4+ stars. If they are serious, 2.5 stars. 
Since the Wiki entry says “However, some years later, Kirchin revealed that the band and albums were just a studio project and that the band never really existed at all, with all the names and virtually everything else about the band being made up.” I’m going with the former. 
Hilarious. “Sex with Satan”, “Sodomize the Dead”, “Alien Rape”…there’s a theme here. I wish I could figure out what it is…

Canadians…you guys crack me up. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sid1Pxs_LYw

The 1985 Listening Post - Spear of Destiny - World Service

Spear of Destiny - World Service


#317/952
August 1985
Spear of Destiny
World Service
Genre: Alternative
4 out of 5


Highlights:
Up All Night


This time around Spear of Destiny sounds like…PiL? I can’t really describe this record. I mean, I love it with all it’s percussive pounding nonsense and vocal self importance. Like the last SoD record, I am surprised that I never heard of them before AND, guess what gang? Seems like they are still recording.
Who knew?
I have no doubt that, for some people out there, Spear of Destiny is everything. They SOUND like they would be that for people. The sound of catharsis on record. 
It doesn’t always succeed (“Mickey”) but, even when it misses, it misses with aplomb and panache and bombast. 
I would have never heard Spear of Destiny were it not for this project. Or if I did it would have no context and I would not key in to what I was hearing. They are unique and special. 

 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBJ7ztNazTVDXRdu8payyrdF0VSC7gipN

The 1985 Listening Post - Candy - Whatever Happened to Fun

Candy - Whatever Happened to Fun


#315/950 LISTENING POST ADMIN RECOMMENDED
August 26 1985
Candy
Whatever Happened to Fun
Genre: Power Pop
4.5 out of 5


Highlights:
Whatever Happened to Fun
First Time
Kids in the City
The Last Radio Show

We are changing the rules for this one. 
About a year ago I went on a Power Pop binge and somehow, I have zero recollection as to how this occurred, I ended up hearing the title track to Candy’s Whatever Happened to Fun. I think I was looking up other Power Pop stuff and…fuck it. Anyway. 
I could send you to a collection of videos that comprise the actual album but, instead, I’m reviewing the compilation. It has most of the tracks from that album and a whole bunch more and it’s so delicious it makes me want to cry from the rooftops, “Whatever Happened to Candy!?!?”
Bands like Afterschool Special and The Exploding Hearts and so many others took their cue from this sound and they absolutely benefitted from it. 
There isn’t a bad track on this album. Sorry. It’s a miracle that it exists. It belongs in the pantheon of Raspberries and The Knack and Rick Springfield and so many others.
This is a gem and you should listen to it over and over. 
Future GnR guitarist Gilby Clarke was in this band. I’m happy he hit it big later. Sad that it wasn’t with these guys. A Gilby track is included on this comp, called Crocodile Tears.

As for second acts…the reason Candy never recorded another album is that lead singer Kyle Vincent left the band to go solo. His subsequent life and work has been, in short, kind of amazing. Link to his page at the bottom. 



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle_Vincent




Bonus: 
Here’s the opening track: https://youtu.be/igqXRzp0rq8

The 1985 Listening Post - Pantera - I Am the Night

Pantera - I Am the Night


#314/949
Auguts 16 1985
Pantera
I Am the Night
Genre: Hair Metal
3.5 out of 5

Highlights:
I Am the Night

You know what? Dimebag Darrell can fucking play. I actually never paid much attention to this genre when it was around so, considering how much I enjoy it, it’s fun to revisit for the first time. 
Listen to him play on that title track? He’s giving Eddie VH a serious ass whupping. 
I wish the songs were better. Or that they were fun at all. It all sounds a bit too much like Ratt or Priest. Not Ratt MEETS Priest. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4lz6HI11tA

The 1985 Listening Post - Don Dixon - Most of the Girls Like to Dance But Only Some of the Boys Like To


Don Dixon - Most of the Girls Like to Dance But Only Some of the Boys Like To

#313/948
1985 Housekeeping
Don Dixon
Most of the Girls Like to Dance But Only Some Of The Boys Like To
Genre: Rock
4.75 out of 5


Highlights:
Praying Mantis
Skin Deep
Just Rites
Wake Up


This’ll sound weird but what comes to mind is if Martin Briley wrote music for Stevie Ray Vaughn.
Don sounds like neither but that’s what my ears hear. Oh! What if Huey Lewis, instead of playing backup on Nick Lowe songs, what if he and the News were the performers of Nick Lowe tracks? 
THAT’s what I hear!

This is the co-producer of the first two REM albums and, although he pioneered Jangle Pop the album is decidedly straight forward Rock. If you told me this guy was responsible for the most important breakthrough record in College Rock, I’d’ve said, “Wha?” 

This is a straight up great album of good songs. 


The 1985 Listening Post - The Meteors - Monkey's Breath

The Meteors - Monkey's Breath


#312/947
1985 Housekeeping
The Meteors
Monkey’s Breath
Genre: Psychobilly
3.25 out of 5



Psychobilly really needs to be psychotic for me to get interested. Either it’s out of control lunacy ala Reverend Horton Heat or maniacally dangerous like Nasvhille Pussy or hilariously kooky like Mojo Nixon, or groundbreaking like X. 
The Meteors are none of that. In fact, they are worse: they are predictable. I could anticipate every move, every lick, prior to their appearance. All this makes me want to do is go put a Cramps record back on. The Scientists, also from down under, would be the headliner on a double bill with The Meteors.
As much as I was surprised by Stampede! I’m left snoring by Monkey’s Breath. 


The 1985 Listening Post - The Mentors - You Axed For It!

The Mentors - You Axed For It!


#311/946
August 1985
The Mentors
You Axed For It!
Genre: Sludge Metal
1.5 out of 5




Is this the first Incel band?
Has there ever been a band that took their cue from GG Allin more than this one?
Ugh. They’re gross. I don’t think I would have thought this was funny/interesting back in 85. But, after listening to the whole thing, Still don’t think it’s funny. 
It’s like a cry to be interviewed on Sally Jesse Raphael. Just remembering reminded me that the 80s were less about Day-Glo and funny hair cuts. They were part of it, sure. But, really, it was about shocking someone. The very latter day Boomers and early Gen Xers were so tired of bloat and wanted to shake something to be noticed. 
So we get Gwar. And Howard Stern. And GG Allin. And these guys. Who are not bad musicians (terrible singer), with sexist and hateful ideas. 
But I get it. Punk in the 70s was kids breaking the shackles of doldrums. What would do that in the 80s? This stuff. 
I am left wondering if the 90s would have it’s own shackle breaker or of that would become completely monetized…


The 1985 Listening Post - The Motels - Shock

The Motels - Shock


#310/945
August 1985
The Motels
Shock
Genre: Pop Rock
2.75 out of 5


Here’s the thing. Every song sounds the same and they all sound like their first big hit. If the band could just rerecord “Only the Lonely” over and over again, I think they’d’ve been happy. That’s about they breadth of their scope. 
This record did nothing for me. Ok. It made me miss Pat Benatar’s best stuff a bit. But so did Divinyls. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Loverboy - Lovin' Every Minute of It

Loverboy - Lovin' Every Minute of It


#309/944
August 1985
Loverboy
Lovin’ Every Minute of It
Genre: Rock
3.25 out of 5


Highlights:
Friday Night

Look, I can not and will not make excuses for how many times I’ve sung the words “Lovin’ every Minute of It” when something good is happening in my life. 
No apologies.
That said…hoo boy, that’s not only not a great song it’s also a blatant attempt to sound like Def Leppard. It’s unabashed in how badly they want to get some of this space. And it should come as no surprise that it was written by Mutt Lange. I mean, it’s SO Mutt it might as well be called “Mutt’n Every Minute of It”. Also that they hired the producer of Leppard’s On Through the Night. 
Anyway.
Like Heart this is an album of mostly songs that the band bought from others. Unlike Heart most of them crackle with that mysterious Canadian energy and production. 


The 1985 Listening Post - St. Vitus - Hallow's Victim

St. Vitus - Hallow's Victim


#308/943
August 1985
St. Vitus
Hallow’s Victim
Genre: Heavy Metal
4.5 out of 5


Highlights:
War is Our Destiny
White Stallions
Mystic Lady



I was sitting in the dentist’s chair, listening to Sound Opinions talk about their favorite stuff to come out of SXSW one year. They focused pretty hard on Black Mountain, a metal band in the early Sabbath mold out of Vancouver. I have to admit that I love that sound, despite every attempt to snottily dismiss it in my younger days.
This St. Vitus record reminds me of that. Sure, they love Sabbath, that was obvious on the first turgid record. But they really stepped up their game here. Almost make me wanna go back and revisit that first one to see if I missed anything.
Was anyone listening to this when I was in college? I’ve never heard of them before this project but, boy, do I love this one.


Sunday, July 14, 2019

The 1985 Listening Post - Squeeze - Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti

Squeeze - Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti


#307/942
August 1985
Squeeze
Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti
Genre: Rock
2.75 out of 5

Highlights:
Last Time Forever



I wrote before about how my favorite Squeeze song, and perhaps one of my favorite songs of all time, was “In Quintessence”. A friend of a friend in college had decided that I was the living embodiment of this tune and I took that as a compliment at first, since no one had ever taken any interest in defining me in song. Until I learned that it was really an insult. Still didn’t matter. Still loved the song.
But that wasn’t my first introduction to Squeeze. That came from my cousin who had Argybargy. (She also had The Fine Art of Surfacing, so obviously she had great taste) Her name is Michelle and we liked to think that they were singing “Pulling Mussels for Michelle”. 
Later, my younger brother had the collection of singles, 45s and Under, which might be the most perfect collection of tracks ever put on vinyl to represent a band. 
So, of course, I had to get me some Squeeze. And being a completist I started with a cassette of U.K. Squeeze. 
Which was awful.
So terrible in fact that I didn’t return to Squeeze for many many years. I didn’t even own a copy of East Side Story until I was 33, only to realize after purchasing it that I already knew every song on it because, and I don’t know who owned it, the cassette was played in my family’s store during a summer. I didn’t put it on but play it did. 
I thought Sweets from a Stranger was mediocre and Difford & Tilbrook worse. They did not recover with this one.  For every okay track “Last Time Forever” there’s a tonnage of bad (looking at you, “I Learnt How to Pray”).

The 1985 Listening Post - Saga - Behaviour


Saga - Behaviour

#305/940
August 1985
Saga
Behaviour
Genre: SynthPop
3.25 our of 5


I always thought of Saga as a second tier Genesis. They were proggy but not all that terribly interesting to me. And then, like Genesis, they pared down that prog sound for something more consumer/radio friendly. And in that, they were, too, second tier. It’s all here, though. Big keyboards, epic vocals, tight arrangements, well performed stuff. It’s just not all that exciting. 
I was able to play 6 games of Sorry with my 8 year old while this was on. It was like Muzak for people from the 80s. 



The 1985 Listening Post - Stormtroopers of Death - Speak English or Die

Stormtroopers of Death - Speak English or Die

#304/939
August 30 1985
Stormtroopers of Death
Speak English or Die
4.5 out of 5


Highlights:
Milano Mash
What’s That Noise
Freddy Krueger
Milk
The ballad of Jimi Hendrix


Is this the first known use of the term “mosh”? On the song, “Milano Mosh”. I’ve never heard it before. Did S.O.D. coin it? 
I dunno. 
This is pretty hardcore punk but the guitars with their high end slashing remind me of…The Offspring. Like, in about a decade this sound is going to be refined and popularized. 
This is what I was hoping Anthrax would sound like. But I guess it does cuz Scott Ian is the driving force here as well. And much of this record is just a bunch of guys (who happened to be melding Metal and Hardcore together for the first time, you know, like ya do) having a fucking laugh in a studio and, to be honest, some of it is hilarious. Everything D.O.A.’s last wasn’t.

Ha! Something else I didn’t know! From Wikipedia entry on “Mosh”:
“By the mid-1980s, the term was appearing in print with its current spelling. By the time thrash metal band Anthrax used the term in their song "Caught in a Mosh” ,(1987, btw-Allen), the word was already a mainstay of hardcore and thrash scenes. Scott Ian and Charlie Benante of Anthrax and S.O.D. have both been credited with the term originating from Vinnie Stigma of the New York hardcore band Agnostic Front. Through the mainstream success of bands like Anthrax, Stormtroopers of Death, and multiple thrash metal bands in the late 1980's the term came into the popular vernacular.”

I guess it was.


Friday, July 12, 2019

The 1985 Listening Post - The Cure - The Head on the Door

The Cure - The Head on the Door


#303/938
August 26 1985
The Cure
The Head on the Door
Genre: Alternative 
4.75 out of 5


Highlights:
In Between Days
The Blood
Six Different Ways
Push
Close to Me

For some reason my roommate Eli had access to a four track recording device. I don’t recall why. And maybe it wasn’t even him. Although I think it was. And into it we recorded some terrible version of, I think, “Killing an Arab”. Is this right? Maybe. It was fun. I remember that.

There was a girl, her name was Allison. I think it was. She was in my acting class. She liked me. I think. Her father was an executive at Atari. Or Coleco. Or Intellivision. One of them. She was very goth. Or she wanted to be. She came to my dorm one night when no one was around, rifled through my roommate’s records and put on The Cure’s “Let’s Go to Bed”. We did. It was…not great. But that’s on me.

I was driving through the Maine roads on a summer night. The girl I had a desperate crush on was with me. She turned me on to a lot of music. She was more than an influence. I wanted to impress her. I put on The Cure’s Seventeen Seconds. “It sounds like Duran Duran”, she said. I was crushed. 
There are other stories like this. 

The girl who I met after my divorce, who hated how I drove but liked my daughter, since she had a daughter and she adored the Cure. I called a friend who was on Mad TV and got her passes to the show. 

The roommate who tried to beat the crap out of me cuz I was talking about his excellent record collection. He owned the aforementioned Cure single but also The Glove. 

The only CD my soon-to-be-wife’s mother had on hand when I met her was Standing on a Beach: The Singles.

The Cure pops in and out of my life all the time. 
And, yet, I never really dove in. 
This is the first time I’ve heard The Head On the Door. 
It won’t be the last. 
This is spectacular. Yes, it’s poppy as hell. And I don’t mind in the least. It’s Day-Glo and Guyliner and Capezio shoes and parachute pants and I love the shit out of it.



The 1985 Listening Post - Kid Creole & the Coconuts - In Praise of Older Women...and Other Crimes

Kid Creole & the Coconuts - In Praise of Older Women...and Other Crimes


#302/937
August 25 1985
Kid Creole & the Coconuts
In Praise of Older Women…and Other Crimes
Genre: Dance Rock/New Wave
4 out of 5


Highlights:
Endicott
Particul’y Int’rested
(Darlin’ You Can) Take Me

My exposure to Kid Creole was when Jean Doumanian took over Saturday Night Live after Lorne Michaels left and she programmed interesting musical guests. Actors? Nope (looking at you, Denny Dillon and Charles Rocket). Writers? Hells no. “I’m in the Army and I’m gay, but that don’t mean I swish and sway!” from an actual sketch when the show returned. 
At the time I was an SNL apologist. My friend Jeff and I were tasked with reviewing it for the High School newspaper. We praised it. We should have been removed from the newspaper upon handing that review in. 
But, because I was said apologist, anything they did was ok by me at the time. When Kid Creole was a musical guest I figured he must be excellent and cool.
Maybe he was. I didn’t really follow up on him. 
Until this project. 
And this might sound really stupid but…is he like a more accessible R&B Frank Zappa? I mean, he’s got obvious chops, so much so that he probably could perform or write in any style and not break a sweat. It’s almost like he knows he’s better than the style, cuz he’s better than any style, really. 
I liked this a bit better than I have some of their stuff in the past. (Yes, even “Animal Cop”)


The 1985 Listening Post - Kick Axe - Welcome to the Club

Kick Axe - Welcome to the Club


#301/936
August 22 1985
Kick Axe
Welcome to the Club
Genre: Glam Metal
3.7 5 out of 5


Highlights:
Comin’ After You
Make Your Move

It’s all about “Make Your Move”. That’s the track for me that makes me wonder why not Kick Axe? Why Motley Crue? Because that song IS a Motley Crue song, through and through and, actually, it’s better than most of what they come up with. Maybe it’s because it’s not as faux-dangerous. I mean, it’s pretty bubble gum glam. Give Bay City Rollers some steroids and a lot more time in the studio and that’s what they might come up with.
This follow up to that surprise debut album isn’t as surprising or cutting. I don’t know the story behind it but I can see loving the first one, being first in line for this one and then experiencing gross disappointment. 
As soon as I would have heard the Side One closer ballad “Never Let Go”, I might’ve just flipped the damned thing over and never come back to it. It’s no “Home Sweet Home”. They find the old Kick Axe energy & sound on “Too Loud…Too Old” and a bit on “Feel the Power” but there’s no need for their epic Band Aid sounding stadium version of “With a Little Help From My Friends”. It’s bombastic in a way that I’ve not come to expect from Canadians. 



The 1985 Listening Post - John Cougar Mellencamp - Scarecrow

John Cougar Mellencamp - Scarecrow

#300/935
August 5 1985
John Cougar Mellencamp
Scarecrow
Genre: Heartland Rock
4.75 out of 5

Highlights:
Rain On the Scarecrow
Small Town
Minutes to Memories
Lonely Ol’ Night
Rumbleseat
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.

After a loooooong string of garbage something must’ve happened to John Mellencamp. I’m sure someone’s written a book about it, or maybe he did. I’m too lazy to look it up. 
I really liked Uh Huh. 
Scarecrow is different. It’s like watching some boring documentaries in high school about glassblowers (I did) and then turning on Ken Burns’ The Civil War.
Scarecrow is richer. That’s probably Don Gehman’s doing. But it’s also nostalgic and immediate. It’s wistful with punch. It picks up where Springsteen left off. While the Boss was writing about loss, so is Mellencamp. Only, his songs feel like he wants to do something about it. 
I never gave John the time of day. Even though, every single hit of his I like. “Peaceful World” from 15+ years later is a song that gets me every time. 


The 1985 Listening Post - Malice - In the Beginning

Malice - In The Beginning

#299/934
August 19 1985
Malice
In the Beginning
Genre: Power Metal
2.75 out of 5

Highlights:
Hell Rider

In a dying genre, if you don’t do something interesting or have the songs to back up the noodle chops you end up sounding like Malice. 
I’m sure the record company tried to shoehorn them into MTV rotation but, there’s nothing here that Holland doesn’t do infinitely better. This sounds like the worst that Sabbath could come up with. Never Say Die, anyone?
What I mean is, the pieces are all there but nothing comes together and the songs are all by the numbers. Shrieking singer? Check. Chukka Chukka guitar? Yep. Soaring epics about overcoming some kind of mythological adversity? Yeah. 
Is Allen asleep? 
Yes.