A Cinememe

By way of Cinevistaramascope (best movie review blog ever) comes this meme from somewhere else.
I felt the need to do it. I never do these....but, dammit, anyone who puts Zodiac on par with All the President's Men needs to be schooled.

1) Best transition from movies to TV (actor, actress, producer/director, movie/show)
I gotta go with Mr. Failed Pilot George Clooney. The only person to star in a comedy AND a drama series both called ER. From the Facts of Life (hey, Mr. Haggis!) and Roseanne and a Killer Tomato Movie to international superstar and (deserved) Oscar Winner.
Update Boy did I read THAT wrong.
Okay. Movies TO Tv. Hmmm....Richard Dreyfuss' Max Bickford? No.....David Hartman. He was a movie actor in the early 70s (Island at the top of the world) and then he was a tv actor. For many years the (ugly) face of Good Morning America. He really made his mark on TV.

2) Living film director you most missing seeing on the cultural landscape regularly
Shows what a geek I am but Nicholas Meyer was such an interesting mashup artist. With Sherlock Holmes and Freud and Star trek and Jack the Ripper and HG Wells, he made such interesting choices and provacative popcorn. And then...gone.

3) Eugene Pallette or Charles Coburn
Charles Coburn sounds like james Coburn so i go with that.

4) Fill in the blank: “I pray that no one ever turns _____________ into a movie.”
the tv show Lost

5) Jane Greer or Veronica Lake
Veronica Lake

6) What was the last movie you saw in a theater? On DVD? And why?
There Will Be Blood. (I have a baby)
I am Legend, because I just ran out of popcorn stuff to watch and it was next in the queue.

7) Name an actor you think should be a star
Simon Pegg.

8) Foxy Brown or Coffy
Brown, baby!

9) Favorite TV show still without its own DVD box set
Reasonable Doubts. I'm in it. I want the cash!

10) Jack Elam or Neville Brand
Elam starred in a bad tv series where he played a Frankenstein-like monster.

11) What movies would top your list of movies you need to revisit, for whatever reason?
Blade Runner. Now that my appetite has been whetted by the Final Solution, er, I mean, cut.

12) Zodiac or All the President’s Men
Please. No one will remember Zodiac in 2 years. AtPM is a classic for so many reasons there isn't room here. Watch Robert Redford's one take 6 minute phone scene and you'll get it.

13) Using our best reviewer-speak, what is an “important” film comedy? And what is to you the most important film comedy of the last 35 years? An important film comedy fires on many cylinders but the most important is that it doesn't think it's audience is stupid. Quite the opposite, it is usually smarter than the populace and therefore forces the viewer to think rather than turn off their brain. Most important? Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Might be the smartest comedy ever made.

14) Describe the ideal environment for watching a movie.
In a cool theater. About 3/4 of the way back. In the middle. No one in front of me, so I can lean on the front seat. (Siskel felt the same way.)

15) Michelle Williams or Eva Mendes
Michelle. Her baby lost his dad, you know?

16) What’s the worst movie title of all time?
Bemis wins with Ffolkes. So I will go with....lemme see. Phantom Menace.
Oh, wait! Quantum of Solace? Who of the what? Stupid title.

17) Best movie about teaching and/or learning
Stand and Deliver. Never mind that the title is an Adam Ant song. It's just so watchable. Eddie Olmos is great.

18) Dracula (1931) or Horror of Dracula (1958)
Drac. The original is always the bestest.

19) Why do you blog? Or if you don’t, why do you read blogs? (Thanks, Girish)
Because all of my real friends are virtual.

20) Most memorable/disturbing death scene
The murder of the black kid in American History X. Whoever came up with that boot to the head on the curb had my nightmares in mind.

21) Jason Robards or Robert Shaw
Robards. From Big Hand for a Little Lady, A Boy and His Dog, All the President's Men all the way to Magnolia. One brilliant performance after another.

22) A good candidate for Most Blasphemous Movie Ever
As an atheist I don't understand the question.

23) Rio Bravo or Red River
These are westerns, right?

24) Werner Herzog is remaking Bad Lieutenant with Nicolas Cage—that’s reality. Try to outdo reality by concocting a match-up of director and title for a really strange imaginary remake.
Ivan Reitman's Apocalypse Now.

25) Bulle Ogier or Charlotte Rampling
Rampling was so neurotisexy in Stardust Memories.

26) In the Realm of the Senses— yes or no?
Sure.

27) Name a movie you think of as your own (Thanks, Jim!)
Eraserhead.

28) Winged Migration or Microcosmos
Dammit, hold on, gotta get to my netflix queue.

29) Your favorite football game featured in a movie
MASH.

30) Wendy Hiller or Deborah Kerr
kerr.

31) Dirtiest secret you have that is related to the movies
I was basically a glorified extra in Bruce Almighty but since I (and a few others) had to audition to be officeworkers, as though it was a real part, we got our own (shared) card at the end of the movie.

32) Name a favorite film and describe how it is illuminated and enriched by another favorite film.
There is a little known piece called "Dream Child" about the real Alice in Wonderland. It is by Dennis Potter and, as a companion to the brilliant Pennies From Heaven they complement each other perfectly.

33) It’s a Gift or Horsefeathers
Horsefeathers.

34) Your best story about seeing a movie at a drive-in
Double feature of Take the Money and Run and The Pink Panther in 1972 with my folks and my cousin. She was 6, I was 7 and my brother was 2 and we watched it on the roof of our volkswagen bug.

35) Victor Mature or Tyrone Power
mature.

36) What does film criticism mean to you? Where do you think it’s headed?
It's a dead art. How do I know? Watch "Ebert and Roeper" Ebert's gone for good. The thumbs up is gone. And Roeper is a moron. Do people care about movie crit as a barometer for what to see? No. Is there anything really worth writing about? There's too much shitty stuff out there it makes the 80s look like a heyday.
The future of film criticism is like the future of music reviews. Nil.