Saturday, January 26, 2019

The 1984 Listening Post - Talk Talk - It's My Life

Talk Talk - It's My Life



$45
February 1984
Talk Talk
It’s My Life
2.5 out of 5

Highlights: 
It’s My Life


If you were a bass player worth your salt in 1984 you were pretty much assured of being able to pay your rent that year. You know…Roxy Music wasn’t THAT great. Why are there so many knock offs?
This stuff actually makes me miss Spandau Ballet and Duran Duran. At times (“Renee”) it’s downright somnambulant. When it does show some life toward the end, even the band seems bored. And when they come to the end, “Its You”, their intentions are revealed: They want to be Echo & the Bunnymen. They are not. 
The big single title track is the only real sign of any life on this too tired piece of synth-pop.


The 1984 Listening Post - Roger Daltrey - Parting Should Be Painless

Roger Daltrey - Parting Should Be Painless



#44
February 1984
Roger Daltrey
Parting Should Be Painless
.5 out of 5 

Oh, what fresh hell is this?
Abandoning hard rock in search of a hit, Roger enlists a bunch of other people’s material and shits all over it. As a vocalist he makes Rod Stewart sound like Pavarotti. On “Parting Should Be Painless”, a cover of a song by the unknown (by me) Kit Hain, the thing should retitled “Singing should be painless…except for Roger” cuz he sounds like he’s being tortured. 
This makes me want to strangle a cat.


The 1984 Listening Post - Martha & the Muffins - Mystery Walk

Martha & the Muffins - Mystery Walk


#43
February 1984
Martha and the Muffins
Mystery Walk
3 out of 5

Highlights:
Black Stations/White Stations
Come Out and Dance

I completely missed this band so my intro to them will have to be this, their FIFTH album. Who knew? Well, Martha and the Muffins fans, of course.
In the wrong hands, synth pop is…well, see Nick Kershaw. In the right hands, like, say, Danial Lanois, it sounds like Martha and the Muffins, the most unfortunately named band of the era. Well, one of. 
This is blue eyed funk with a keen eye on trying to craft a dance hall hit. They open it with that track, the highly catchy “Black Stations/White Stations” and they don’t really let up on that uber competent 80s closing credits or meet cute montage ability for a while. 
They get real moody toward the end of the second side and, for me, they lose the narrative, but it’s fine for background music at that point, even if it’s a little cheesy and a lot house band in a casino. 


The 1984 Listening Post - Manowar - Hail to England

Manowar - Hail to England



#42
February
Manowar
Hail to England
3 out of 5


First off, you gotta like screaming shred metal. Secondly, you have to be able to look past lyrics about battle and swords and enemies and Asgard. I love the former, when it’s done well and I have little patience for the latter. Maybe, Gwar. Maybe. This is exactly those two sides of that coin. “Kill Wit Power” is insipid in it’s lyrical content. Screaming “Die! Die!” and squealing with laughter is buoyed by the Megadethian guitar work.
So, like all Manowar albums, I’m right there in the middle. Probably never get higher than a 3.5 from me. Stranger things have happened. But, so far, not for this band. I have no idea what to make of the weirdly engrossing Spinal Tapian entry “Black Arrows” which is a 3 minute hredding piccolo BASS solo and nothing else. I mean, how can you not love that? Or hate it. Sure. It’s fucking weird. 
Oh, don’t be fooled by the cover or the slavish devotion to that Brit Metal sound. These guys are from Albany. 


The 1984 Listening Post - And Also the Trees - And Also the Trees

And Also the Trees - And Also the Trees


#41
February
And Also the Trees
And Also the Trees
3.25 out of 5

Highlights:
The Tease the Tear
Out of the Moving Life of Circles

Have synthstruments, will record. The mantra of 1984.
I get it. You guys are sad. 
So, some bands followed, say, The Moody Blues onto their prog-rock quasi-classical path. And some used The Beatles as their spirit guides. Seemingly no one in this era was interested in following The Stones or Zeppelin BUT many many many took their cues from Jim Morrison, either became Joy Division or Bauhaus or the like. Or they followed that Doors road toward the darkness, like The Cure and And Also the Trees. I found it somewhat effective. Would I return? I could be interested in what these guys come up with a few years down the line. Shouldn’t be too difficult. They have FOURTEEN albums in their catalog and released one as recently as 2016 (Born Into the Waves).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FEyEY3jnxQ&t=1375s

The 1984 Listening Post - Nik Kershaw - Human Racing

Nik Kershaw - Human Racing


#40
February 
Nik Kershaw
Human Racing

1 out of 5


SynthPop Garbage. 
The trouble is, when I hear him sing “I let the drums do the talking” I wish that was true for the whole record. Btw, I’m positive Adam Ant’s management wanted him to eventually go in this direction. He wasn’t capable, as the unreleased album, Persuasion, would prove but this is where they wanted a lot of these guy to go. This is stupid 80s era Sparks wannabe music. It’s aimed squarely at the teenage mall market. Imagine trying to sell yourself to that crowd and taking your music cues from Ron Mael. 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jNUuwExNwg

Friday, January 25, 2019

The 1984 Listening Post - Queen - The Works

Queen - The Works



#39
February 27 1984
Queen
The Works
3.5 out of 5


Highlights:
Hammer to Fall
I Go Crazy (B Side)

Is it possible for me, an inveterate Queen fan, to objectively review The Works? I dunno.
A few years ago I listened and reviewed one Queen song a day, every day, until I got through the whole catalog. It presents a different perspective. 
 I remember the moment I heard about Queen’s switch to Capital. I was home from college, visiting a girl. I was driving around afterward (the visit hadn’t gone as planned), just meandering around New Jersey in my family’s Chrysler Cordoba. The radio was playing. The DJ said that Queen had announced their newest album and it was going to be on another label. That felt weird to me. Queen + Elektra. THAT was the sound of my youth. Of course, I was excited that there would be another Queen record but it didn’t feel right…
And then…The Works. I wanted to love it. Like, I really wanted to love it. And I pretended to. But…Radio Ga Ga? Hey, what’s that? A big bass and…and…synthesizers. It proved to me that Queen was of a different time. Singing paeans to RADIO?? Video was where it’s happening, man. And then, that video. That weirdly retro/fascist video. based on the movie metropolis, which no one saw but Queen had a song in (So did Adam Ant…oh, it sucks when your heroes fall so hard). Why are we putting our hands up in exaltation to you, Freddie? Why does your next song sound SOOOOO much like a “Play the Game” outtake? AND! You wrote a great f’aupera just 9 years before, Fred, and AND! You would record with the great Montserrat Caballe just a few years after this? Why rip on Pagliacci? Also…Why did you cut off Fred Mandel’s piano on “Man on the Prowl”? Why is someone ELSE playing piano on that song, anyway???? And why are you trying to redux that 50s homage, anyway???? There is a song (“Keep Passing the Open Windows”) that was recorded and left off the abysmal film version of John Irving’s The Hotel New Hampshire. It’s a thematic cousin to “Don’t Try Suicide”, a much better song (that isn’t very good) inasmuch as it’s also about not committing suicide. But it’s the guys’ talent and understanding of hook laden rock that make the song almost…well…good. 
That’s the thing. There’s no real clunker of a crappy song on it. Especially if you’re a Queen fan. But, are they actually good contributions to the song book?
Queen could make just about anything an international hit at this point. They’d even been forgiven for Hot Space when this one came out. But, it’s the sound of a band that has run out of ideas and just knows how to craft songs that fans will like…or buy. I know Roger had the big selling tune but the only one trying here is Brian. “Hammer to Fall” and “Tear It Up” (Which I swear will inform “One Vision” a couple years later) are him proving that Queen could rock. He could do these in his sleep. I think he did. The best cut is the B-Side they left off the album, another Brian rocker. It’s the sound of the guys having a good time. 


The 1984 Listening Post - Modern English - Ricochet Days

Modern English - Ricochet Days


#38
February 27 1984
Modern English
Ricochet Days
3 out of 5

Highlights:
Spinning Me Round
Hand Across the Sea

Omg how many of these bands were there? 
Ok. That internal venting is out of the way. 
I actually kind of enjoyed After the Snow. It wasn’t great. It was fine. Had that big hit. This is the sound of trying to recreate that hit. And they alllllmost get there. (“Spinning Me Round”) But each song falls just short and into an abyss of forgettability. Too bad. I think these guys might’ve had one more in them.
Oh, well. 


The 1984 Listening Post - Dead Can Dance - Dead Can Dance

Dead Can Dance - Dead Can Dance

#37
February 27 1984
Dead Can Dance
Dead Can Dance
3 out of 5

What hath Joy Division wrought? 
They say that one Se Pistols show launched a 1000 bands. But two Joy Division records changed music, apparently. 
By “Frontier” I get a sense of what I think they want to be: Rhythmic background music to hedonistic rituals. Unfortunately at the moment I’m neither engaged in a Caligula like orgy nor am I entering a lifetime of servitude to a dark overlord so there’s not much need for this. 
But I’ll make a note of it cuz, bucket list. 
Unlike so many others none of the tracks last long enough for me to hate them. So, there’s that. In a theme that seems to be running rampant in this year, the production is muddy. Almost as if they keep mixing down to one track and bouncing to put more instrumentation layers in but the only thing that really cuts through is….
You guessed it…
The bass.
If you’re in the right mood for this, however, (zombie orgies notwithstanding) some of it (“Musica Eternal”) can be very effective. 

Man, how did so many groups like this get record contracts? Was there a yawning maw of rhythmic ambience yearning to be filled? 


The 1984 Listening Post - Lee Aaron - Metal Queen

Lee Aaron - Metal Queen


#36
February 24 1984
Lee Aaron
Metal Queen
2.5 out of 5

Highlights:
Deceiver
Breakdown

While I appreciate the sound effects of dungeon chains being dragged around...Is this intentionally hilarious? When Lee sings her own backup with herself it’s so unintentionally funny but then I realize that she wants to be taken seriously and, well, I have Lita Ford for that. And Lita played her instrument. I have no doubt that Lee’s backing band was up to the task, as they prove on, say “Deceiver”. There are a million of these dual guitar attack shredders and they all do it either as well or better. I liked “Breakdown” however. But that’s more for the production, which is excellent, than for the song itself. Lee wants to be metal when she would be better off incorporating more glam into her act. She gets there at the end (“We Will Be Rockin’”) but it’s not enough to save her. 
Generic.